
Those wacky Japanese are at it again with their love of robot women.
The National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology has created a cybernetic cute, code-named HRP-4C, with the goal of seeing her do her little turn on the catwalk, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah.
A new walking, talking robot from Japan has a female face that can smile and has trimmed down to 43 kilograms (95 pounds) to make a debut at a fashion show. But it still hasn't cleared safety standards required to share the catwalk with human models.
...
For now, the 158 centimeter (62.2 inch) tall black-haired robot code-named HRP-4C — whose predecessor had weighed 58 kilograms (128 pounds) — will mainly serve to draw and entertain crowds.
It would appear she (it?) is already on her (its?) way. Just like your stereotypical human supermodel, she's lost a fuckton of weight to gain a competitive edge. No clue if she glosses her teeth with Vaseline, though.
Due to HRP-4C's technological limitations (i.e. she will probably kill any model who stands in her way in a catty, yet precisely calculated fury), she will be kept in her own little section for a March 23rd fashion show in Tokyo.
The robotic framework for the HRP-4C, without the face and other coverings, will go on sale for about 20 million yen ($200,000) each, and its programming technology will be made public so other people can come up with fun moves for the robot, the scientists said. (emphasis added)
Ohh, my. That sound you just heard? That quite, yet steady rumble? That, kids, is the sound of a million sex-starved otaku (and equally deprived Blade Runner fans) creaming their pants at the possibilities.
Japan has cornered the robotics market in recent years, with companies from Mitsubishi to Hello Kitty creator Sanrio taking part. We've seen receptionists, companions, and robots as "performance art."
But demands are growing for socially useful robots, such as ones that can care for the elderly and sick, said Yoshihiro Kaga, a government official in the trade and industry ministry.
"We want this market to grow as an industry," he said.
I see this ending in fire. That's all we need is senior citizens manning psychotic Nurse-Bots. Didn't any of you learn from watching Roujin Z?
For now, it appears HRP-4C will be limited to a menial life as a greeter and curiosity before taking the fashion world by storm. Shuuji Kajita, from AIST's humanoid research group, reassures, however:
"But this is just the first step."
Step 2...robots invading America's Next Top Model? I don't know about you, but the thought of Tyra Banks getting vaporized by a backsassed 'bot would get me to tune in. I'm a fan of Dancing With the Stars, anyway.
AIST website (in English)
YouTube video of HRP-4C in action
thefreak wonders whatever happened to AIBO.
PAGE:
1 ...
4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8
... 10
Comments
sick
Minneapolis, MN
June 2003
MAR 20, 2009 06:44 PM
SockPuppet
I'm lost
July 2006
MAR 20, 2009 07:16 PM
DevilsReject
Cleveland, OH
February 2007
MAR 20, 2009 07:50 PM
gdarklighter
San Diego, CA
August 2005
MAR 20, 2009 07:59 PM
Colinism
Atlanta, GA
July 2005
MAR 20, 2009 10:27 PM
sick
Minneapolis, MN
June 2003
MAR 20, 2009 10:44 PM
Louis_XIV
France
August 2007
MAR 21, 2009 06:19 AM
SockPuppet
I'm lost
July 2006
MAR 21, 2009 03:20 PM
SockPuppet
I'm lost
July 2006
MAR 21, 2009 03:50 PM
Homme
Los Angeles, CA
January 2009
MAR 21, 2009 05:27 PM
sick
Minneapolis, MN
June 2003
MAR 21, 2009 11:05 PM
SockPuppet
I'm lost
July 2006
MAR 22, 2009 04:03 PM
sick
Minneapolis, MN
June 2003
MAR 22, 2009 04:33 PM
sick
Minneapolis, MN
June 2003
MAR 22, 2009 05:35 PM
DevilsReject
Cleveland, OH
February 2007
MAR 22, 2009 07:10 PM
PAGE:
1 ...
4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8
... 10