That awesome title is compliments of my pal, the fellow dragons-vikings-aliens loving Drake. It's the title of the email she sent me which delivered the below bit of awesomeness into my formerly cold, dark empty world.

I'm sorry, how else would you describe a world without a viking-dragons-aliens movie? Yeah I thought so. I don't know how I did it, I really don't, waking up each day to toil in the fields (metaphorical), drinking stale beer (actual), putting my starry-eyed head down each night (uh, the starry-eyed part is a metaphor, but I really did put my head down so...?) dreaming of the way things could be... Some night dreaming of Vikings... Other nights of alien dragons, but never putting the two together...

But now, some genius has.

By the way, I'm printing out the email that brought this cinematic beauty into my life and I'm framing it. The frame will read "the greatest email of all-time" and it will hang in the place of my old "greatest email" that formerly hung there, the one announcing the arrival of my fifth born son. (Sorry Eias! And sorry I missed your birth too! But I did love the email you sent once you'd grown old enough to write it... for awhile anyays, lol... Anywhoo, sorry I haven't been able to visit, talk soon xoxo.)

Behold. The sun is about to shine brighter (and with the extra light you'll be able to much more easily spot the incoming dragons) the air's gonna taste sweeter, and a 50 pound broadsword will soon be cleaving your smiling, super-excited skull.



Okay, let's sum that up briefly. It starts, STARTS, with a Viking war. THAT'S WHERE MOST MOVIES FINISH. That's all 300 was and they weren't even Vikings! These guys are. Vikings. Are you following me?

Then an alien guy in spacemen armor crashes to Earth... the Earth with Vikings! (Note: this is where I paused the video to "collect myself" which involved both swooning and a fanning of myself with a nearby magazine.)

Then the new guy interloper super casually reveals - like you and I might reveal we watched the latest episode of Venture Bros. and it was great or that we were pondering dinner options, and leaning towards Thai - He casually puts it out there, y'know, if yer interested, that he's been hunting dragons.

This trailer has (literally and metaphorically) kicked me in the fucking neck. I think it's called Outlander. I think it's going to show us a new way of life...

(Note to self: try shining this trailer onto spots of parched, barren Earth, to see if crops will grow. Also, remember to rub it on the stomach of the 87-year-old woman down the street, so she can have children once again.)



TheCoolerKing kind of enjoyed that Matthew Mconnahey fighting dragons movie, but not enough to look up the proper spelling of his name.