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Saturday Morning Feel-Good Story: Warcraft Saves Children from Moose



(Okay, so it's not Saturday. I couldn't get the site to work last night. Desculpa-me!)


People go on and on about how video games are bad for kids, turning them into ruthless killers and car thieves who like their coffee like they like their women: pixilated. And hot. Or something. But what about when video games save lives? I give you: Hans Jørgen Olsen. Yes, I know his name is totally awesome (although my friend Jeff says the vowel "ø" sounds horrendously ugly when spoken aloud), but more importantly is the fact that without the help of a certain beloved RPG, the only place left to marvel at that name might have been on a tombstone.

Hans Jørgen Olsen, a 12-year-old Norwegian boy, recently survived a moose attack by feigning death, "just like you learn at level 30 in World of Warcraft."



What kind of world are we living in that children are being attacked by a moose? What's next, flying squirrel kamikaze missions? On the other hand, it must be nice to live in a place where you can just stroll through a nearby forest with huge wintry animals roaming about. But I digress. So in the face of fearsome antler-wielding forest animals, this kid not only had the fortitude to take charge and get the moose away from his little sister (what a great brother!), but then to follow the lead of his Warcraft hunter character and drop like the dead, throwing his enemy off the track.

According to Norwegian site Nettavisen , Hans and his sister apparently enraged one of the local moose (mooses? meese?) during a walk in the forest near their home. After shouting at the gigantic creature to ward it away from his sister, Olsen dropped to the ground, and presumably his lifebar plummeted to zero.



Pure genius. Can you even imagine what kind of bloodbath might have gone down if the kid has been playing Mortal Kombat? Then again, that would change the story from "heart-warmingly quirky and showing a more productive side of video games" to "child goes crazy on forest animal and proves video game stereotypes right -- berserker!" So it's probably for the best that it didn't come to that.

As it does stand, this kid deserves some sort of medal. Bravery, heroism, and the right to get his WoW on for a little bit before digging into homework. Hey, after all, it's not like it never taught him anything.



_DictionaryGirl_ is saddened by the fact that, should she have found herself in a similar position, she would not have had the same brilliant options. Despite her best efforts, in real life she can neither cast arcane missiles nor turn enemies into sheep. She is also not sure what the benefits of turning a moose into a sheep might be.


 

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Phantom_medic

Phantom_medic

Des Moines, IA
October 2007

DEC 09, 2007 02:20 PM

when WoW starts becoming actually useful in the real world.....im scared....

Ridley

Ridley

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 09, 2007 05:36 PM

dEREK_The_Red said:

Jacob_Dodd said:
"Moosen....I saw a flock of Moosen."



Was it out in the woodis? Or woodsen if you prefer...



The meese want the foodin in the eatsenisit!

ardour

ardour

Ottawa, ON
March 2006

DEC 09, 2007 05:58 PM

I stopped playing WoW when I realized how many hours I was putting into it without really gaining anything. So this is funny.

Moonrabbit said:
This is what I call a Fluke of natural selection. A loophole if you will.



Well, it's survival of the fittest. Not survival of the strongest, weakest, smartest, dumbest.. etc. Whatever survives to keep on breeding. No loopholes.



Towelly

Towelly

Philadelphia, PA
January 2007

DEC 09, 2007 06:08 PM

creativename said:

dEREK_The_Red said:

Jacob_Dodd said:
"Moosen....I saw a flock of Moosen."



Was it out in the woodis? Or woodsen if you prefer...



The meese want the foodin in the eatsenisit!



Thank you, Swedish Chef.



But in all honesty, awesome story. Wouldn't have quite worked out the same for me: I can't wtfbubblehearth in real life.


Lockeblade

Lockeblade

Australia
May 2007

DEC 09, 2007 06:59 PM

My google powers are failing me right now but I remember seeing photos of a scene where a moose crashed through the front window of this office. It'd severed a leg and cut itself up so badly and then charged around inside so much that there was blood and guts on the walls and ceiling of this office. It looked like my Warlock's Felguard went a few rounds with it.

Formus

Formus

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

DEC 09, 2007 07:01 PM

"I'm Mr. T, and I'm a Knight Elf Mohawk."

Poe

Poe

SUICIDEGIRL

Maine, USA

DEC 09, 2007 09:47 PM

dEREK_The_Red said:
Was it out in the woodis? Or woodsen if you prefer...

Awesome story. I personally would have deathcoiled and used my nifty pocketwatch in the hopes that I lost aggro before the speed boost wore off. The point of my post? Give warlocks feign death! surreal


As if warlocks aren't OP enough as is. L2play. tongue

minusthepenguin

minusthepenguin

Ypsilanti, MI
August 2005

DEC 09, 2007 09:48 PM

I lol'ed. This story was actually my vent comment for a day. /nerd

scylis

scylis

USA
November 2004

DEC 10, 2007 02:13 AM

Poe said:

dEREK_The_Red said:
Was it out in the woodis? Or woodsen if you prefer...

Awesome story. I personally would have deathcoiled and used my nifty pocketwatch in the hopes that I lost aggro before the speed boost wore off. The point of my post? Give warlocks feign death! surreal


As if warlocks aren't OP enough as is. L2play. tongue



actually it looks like warlocks have been knocked down a bit thanks to 2.3. a lot of stuff breaks fear now, and there's still the trinket and such. i can't remember much of anything specific (i'm tired, sue me), but seems they're falling prey to rogues a lot more, now, at the very least. still really dangerous in skilled hands, but no longer auto-WIN anymore.

wait, i mean LESS QQ, MORE PEWPEW, dEREK_The_Red!

and i would have hit Evasion long enough for the sister to get away, then Vanished.

Poe

Poe

SUICIDEGIRL

Maine, USA

DEC 10, 2007 03:29 AM

scylis said:

Poe said:

dEREK_The_Red said:
Was it out in the woodis? Or woodsen if you prefer...

Awesome story. I personally would have deathcoiled and used my nifty pocketwatch in the hopes that I lost aggro before the speed boost wore off. The point of my post? Give warlocks feign death! surreal


As if warlocks aren't OP enough as is. L2play. tongue



actually it looks like warlocks have been knocked down a bit thanks to 2.3. a lot of stuff breaks fear now, and there's still the trinket and such. i can't remember much of anything specific (i'm tired, sue me), but seems they're falling prey to rogues a lot more, now, at the very least. still really dangerous in skilled hands, but no longer auto-WIN anymore.

wait, i mean LESS QQ, MORE PEWPEW, dEREK_The_Red!

and i would have hit Evasion long enough for the sister to get away, then Vanished.



I'll believe it when warlocks aren't dominating arenas anymore.

pastthetaste

pastthetaste

I'm lost
February 2004

DEC 10, 2007 06:27 AM

he shoulda took the head and became a druid!

nyghtfyre

nyghtfyre

New Zealand
December 2007

DEC 10, 2007 11:43 AM

OMG that's awesome!
By the way, Hunters use feign death
What was that kids motives?!

Vidalia

Vidalia

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

DEC 10, 2007 11:57 AM

Vidalia wants to live in Norway. WIth big fur coats and a sleigh.

lefthandright

lefthandright

New Zealand
September 2006

DEC 10, 2007 12:17 PM

...i am not sure this can be credited to WoW,..playing possum has been an age old technique embedded in the human psyche since antiquity...however i hope at level 35 he learns the "climb tree" skill, laying lifeless in front of an enrage moose was a pretty 50/50 call. Double thumbs up for protecting the sister, you can't learn that sort of bravery in a video game.

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

DEC 10, 2007 01:15 PM

lefthandright said:
...you can't learn that sort of bravery in a video game.



you're obviously unfamiliar with Tankadins.

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