Each week, Ariel Waldman serves a tasting of the latest in sex and tech.

Square Dildo Senses Your Arousal

A new project in porn aims to reverse your reaction. Using an awkwardly-shaed square dildo that is (thankfully) meant to be held in your hand, a connected box reads your arousal levels and tweaks the TV accordingly. The device uses a big black box with metal sensors attached to the less-than-rounded rubber. The more aroused you become, the more pixelated the porn becomes.

Phoenix Dildo Heats Up And Hardens

The holidays can often be quite cold. Between the weather and/or being single, something to keep you warm often becomes a necessity. The Phoenix wants to help combat the cold weather with keeping you warm beyond just between the sheets. Heating up to 38 degrees Celsius (about 100 degrees ), the translucent toy additionally hardens the longer you keep it on. More pleasure is optionally provided by inserting a vibrating core. Heating up the holidays is no longer only reserved for hot cocoa.

Woman Caught Cheating From Nintendo Wii

A soldier stationed in Iraq came home to a suspicious house. Friends had rumored of his wife cheating while he was away. Apparently, he went looking for hard evidence of infidelity and found it through the Wii.

Best to sanitize the Wiimote before any further bowling.