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  • THURSDAY NOVEMBER 1 2007 8:00 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen, Ready Your Pens: It's National Novel Writing Month



Good morning, kids! It is now November First. I hope you didn't all party too hard last night and make yourselves sick from candy (or liquor), because -- should you choose to accept it -- quite a daunting task lays just ahead of you. Today is the first day of National Novel Writing Month, and you know as well as I do that that blinking cursor at the start of that blank white word document isn't just going to move itself along the screen.

What, exactly, is National Novel Writing Month? I'm so glad you asked. It was founded by Chris Baty up in the Bay Area back in 1999, just him and 20 friends and a pact to write in a frenzied mass.

That first year there were 21 of us, and our July noveling binge had little to do with any burning ambitions we might have harbored on the literary front. Nor did it reflect any hopes we had about tapping more fully into our creative selves. No, we wanted to write novels for the same dumb reasons twentysomethings start bands. Because we wanted to make noise. Because we didn't have anything better to do. And because we thought that, as novelists, we would have an easier time getting dates than we did as non-novelists.

So sad. But so, so true.



Hey, those are pretty great reasons for writing novels, if you ask me. Anyway, the fun project grew, spawning a guidebook and becoming something of a movement. Last year saw over seventy-nine thousand registered participants, thirteen thousand of which crossed the proverbial finish line by the stated goal.

It's also, since its inception, grown into something bigger than itself, reaching out via the power of the interwebs to become a national (or international, really) rallying cry. At its most basic, it can be seen as a catalyst, adding the sort of motivation often lacking when given such a formidable open-ended task.

Valuing enthusiasm and perseverance over painstaking craft, NaNoWriMo is a novel-writing program for everyone who has thought fleetingly about writing a novel but has been scared away by the time and effort involved.



Perhaps even more importantly, it's a world of anonymous support, acknowledging -- and thereby hopefully banishing -- the "oh god, it's not really that great yet" train of thought, one of the biggest roadblocks to approaching a novel. The staff of Writing Month know that such a feat written in a month isn't going to be automatically publishable. (Unless you happen to be the Second Coming of Jack Kerouac. And even then that's up for debate. And if you are, drop me a line, will you?) Immediate full-on brilliance isn't the point here -- that's what editors are for. It's getting it done in the first place that matters most. All you need is a draft.

Because of the limited writing window, the ONLY thing that matters in NaNoWriMo is output. It's all about quantity, not quality. The kamikaze approach forces you to lower your expectations, take risks, and write on the fly.

Make no mistake: You will be writing a lot of crap. And that's a good thing. By forcing yourself to write so intensely, you are giving yourself permission to make mistakes. To forgo the endless tweaking and editing and just create. To build without tearing down.



If nothing else, however, it's a fun and ambitious thing to do this month, in case you get bored just sitting around and waiting for turkey and pie (or tofu and pie, whichever). I'm not going to lie and say it's not that much to write -- I just went back and did a word-count on my "perpetual novel in progress," also known as the novella I wrote in my most successful college writing course ever. Eight thousand. Crap. Still -- check out the site, peruse the rules, and see if it interests you. Who knows: today could be the first day of the rest of your life as a writer.



_DictionaryGirl_ really ought to get around to finishing that novel...

 

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legionnaire

legionnaire

Belgium
November 2003

NOV 01, 2007 08:46 PM

I wrote my doctoral thesis (223 pages, over 36k words) in about 5 weeks. Still, it's not exactly page turning material.

I briefly dated a girl who worked for a publishing firm, she said that December was their worst month because they (and every other publisher) got flooded by incredibly crappy novels that were a product of this month's extravaganza. As of 2004 they still hadn't opted to publish any of them.

Tinyhobo

Tinyhobo

Boulder City, NV
December 2006

NOV 01, 2007 08:50 PM

I am at about 1600 right now.

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

NOV 01, 2007 08:55 PM

I keep thinking this says Ladies and Gentlemen ready your penis....

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

NOV 01, 2007 08:57 PM

legionnaire said:

I briefly dated a girl who worked for a publishing firm, she said that December was their worst month because they (and every other publisher) got flooded by incredibly crappy novels that were a product of this month's extravaganza. As of 2004 they still hadn't opted to publish any of them.



Oh god. I can't imagine asking someone to publish the nonsense I'm going to end up putting out at the end of this.

But, as crappy as it's going to be, I'm still going to do it just to see if I can.

2500 so far.

Agincourtdb

Agincourtdb

I'm lost
November 2005

NOV 01, 2007 09:30 PM

I did Nanowrimo last year and the year before, (one completion and one not) and it was a lot of work, but a lot of fun. Only reason I'm not doing it this year is I have another huge project this month with a deadline that actually involves other people.

Anyway, I highly recommend. smile

WADO

WADO

Brooklyn, NY
March 2006

NOV 01, 2007 10:02 PM

cleverthings said:
I am doing this!! I have yet to actually come up with a story. I've just written what's in my head in the hope that my head has a goal of some sort. I have demanded of myself that I write a minimum of between 1,500 and 2,000 words each day (knowing that some days I'll write more) and so have already written utter crap but don't care. I will edit in December.

If you are doing this as well, feel free to add me as a writing buddy!! This is my page.

NB: There's no search feature on NaNoWriMo, so the only way to find someone else and add them is if you have affiliated with the same Region OR if they've given you a link to their page and then you can add them, like I just did. WOOHOO...



Yeah, edit later, write the first draft. It'll never be gold fresh from the gander.

I am hyah.

Formus

Formus

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

NOV 01, 2007 10:08 PM

The last article I got published on the Newswire was 1800 words long. But I still don't have some (arguably good) plots cohesed enough to churn out 50,000.

dingoes8

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI
March 2004

NOV 01, 2007 10:10 PM

It's all about dedication. If I had the dedication to write 50,000 words in one month, I wouldn't need to write 50,000 words in one month.

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

NOV 01, 2007 10:35 PM

Did it last year, and doing it this year.

So far I'm at 1,695 words in a little over a hour.

MakersMarkman

MakersMarkman

I'm lost
May 2005

NOV 01, 2007 10:46 PM

I'm in! I'm lazy and need the motivation, thanks DG!

Clidna

Clidna

Canada
January 2005

NOV 01, 2007 11:09 PM

Tardo said:
I totally read that as

'Ready your Penis'


So did I, and do everytime I see the headline.

A sign we are spending too much of our time on a porn site, perhaps? wink

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

NOV 01, 2007 11:24 PM

Clidna said:

A sign we are spending too much of our time on a porn site, perhaps? wink



Actually, I'm writing the whole thing with my penis.

Formus

Formus

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

NOV 01, 2007 11:27 PM

FreakPirate said:

Clidna said:

A sign we are spending too much of our time on a porn site, perhaps? wink



Actually, I'm writing the whole thing with my penis.


"Get a pen, Sideshow Bob."

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

NOV 01, 2007 11:36 PM

Formus said:

"Get a pen, Sideshow Bob."



Sadly, it's not that my penis is that talented. Just small enough to press the keys. blackeyed

PatrickY

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA
December 2003

NOV 02, 2007 12:21 AM

Yet again, I've got a paying writing project I have to work on instead of doing NaNoWriMo. Same story as every year for the past 5 or so, despite the fact that I tell myself I'll leave November open for finally doing a speedy novel.

Good luck to everybody that's doing it.

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