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  • THURSDAY NOVEMBER 1 2007 8:00 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen, Ready Your Pens: It's National Novel Writing Month



Good morning, kids! It is now November First. I hope you didn't all party too hard last night and make yourselves sick from candy (or liquor), because -- should you choose to accept it -- quite a daunting task lays just ahead of you. Today is the first day of National Novel Writing Month, and you know as well as I do that that blinking cursor at the start of that blank white word document isn't just going to move itself along the screen.

What, exactly, is National Novel Writing Month? I'm so glad you asked. It was founded by Chris Baty up in the Bay Area back in 1999, just him and 20 friends and a pact to write in a frenzied mass.

That first year there were 21 of us, and our July noveling binge had little to do with any burning ambitions we might have harbored on the literary front. Nor did it reflect any hopes we had about tapping more fully into our creative selves. No, we wanted to write novels for the same dumb reasons twentysomethings start bands. Because we wanted to make noise. Because we didn't have anything better to do. And because we thought that, as novelists, we would have an easier time getting dates than we did as non-novelists.

So sad. But so, so true.



Hey, those are pretty great reasons for writing novels, if you ask me. Anyway, the fun project grew, spawning a guidebook and becoming something of a movement. Last year saw over seventy-nine thousand registered participants, thirteen thousand of which crossed the proverbial finish line by the stated goal.

It's also, since its inception, grown into something bigger than itself, reaching out via the power of the interwebs to become a national (or international, really) rallying cry. At its most basic, it can be seen as a catalyst, adding the sort of motivation often lacking when given such a formidable open-ended task.

Valuing enthusiasm and perseverance over painstaking craft, NaNoWriMo is a novel-writing program for everyone who has thought fleetingly about writing a novel but has been scared away by the time and effort involved.



Perhaps even more importantly, it's a world of anonymous support, acknowledging -- and thereby hopefully banishing -- the "oh god, it's not really that great yet" train of thought, one of the biggest roadblocks to approaching a novel. The staff of Writing Month know that such a feat written in a month isn't going to be automatically publishable. (Unless you happen to be the Second Coming of Jack Kerouac. And even then that's up for debate. And if you are, drop me a line, will you?) Immediate full-on brilliance isn't the point here -- that's what editors are for. It's getting it done in the first place that matters most. All you need is a draft.

Because of the limited writing window, the ONLY thing that matters in NaNoWriMo is output. It's all about quantity, not quality. The kamikaze approach forces you to lower your expectations, take risks, and write on the fly.

Make no mistake: You will be writing a lot of crap. And that's a good thing. By forcing yourself to write so intensely, you are giving yourself permission to make mistakes. To forgo the endless tweaking and editing and just create. To build without tearing down.



If nothing else, however, it's a fun and ambitious thing to do this month, in case you get bored just sitting around and waiting for turkey and pie (or tofu and pie, whichever). I'm not going to lie and say it's not that much to write -- I just went back and did a word-count on my "perpetual novel in progress," also known as the novella I wrote in my most successful college writing course ever. Eight thousand. Crap. Still -- check out the site, peruse the rules, and see if it interests you. Who knows: today could be the first day of the rest of your life as a writer.



_DictionaryGirl_ really ought to get around to finishing that novel...

 

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Azkadellia

Azkadellia

South Haven, MI
April 2007

NOV 01, 2007 08:18 AM

I wrote a novella once. And no, you cannot read it. but I wrote it. It's done. And it sits in my closet like the crap it is. But I wrote it.

I also recently received a fortune cookie that told me I was going to become an accomplished writer. WTF kind of fortune is that? surreal

Tinyhobo

Tinyhobo

Boulder City, NV
December 2006

NOV 01, 2007 08:19 AM

I began about an hour ago smile

ki1

ki1

Ireland
September 2007

NOV 01, 2007 08:27 AM

once upon a time, in a land far far away....... shit thats it. i'm out of ideas.

Trahern

Trahern

United Kingdom
March 2003

NOV 01, 2007 08:59 AM

This will be my third attempt. The first reached 27k, the second flopped completely.

It's 4pm and I haven't started yet. Doesn't leave much time for the requisite 1667 words a day.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

NOV 01, 2007 09:17 AM

I totally read that as

'Ready your Penis'

AshtonEmbry

AshtonEmbry

Oxnard, CA
January 2007

NOV 01, 2007 09:39 AM

Kerouac is overrated.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

NOV 01, 2007 09:41 AM

I suppose I should get started...

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

NOV 01, 2007 09:43 AM

I'd be so down for this if I had more time. Typing one handed while breastfeeding is hard as fuck, yo.

Sorak

Sorak

Baltimore, MD
November 2006

NOV 01, 2007 09:44 AM

I just started outside of email I don't think I have written anything in the 12 year since I left school

ki1

ki1

Ireland
September 2007

NOV 01, 2007 10:18 AM

DhD_No_Pants said:
I'd be so down for this if I had more time. Typing one handed while breastfeeding is hard as fuck, yo.



congrats. maybe you should write childrens books. its the new celebrity thing right. ricky gervais, madonna, duchess of york. easy. all ya need is a spare 10 minutes when baby isn't awake. wink

Bonaparte

Bonaparte

Eugene, OR
September 2006

NOV 01, 2007 11:13 AM

Tardo said:
I totally read that as

'Ready your Penis'



me too!!!!! eeek

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

NOV 01, 2007 11:15 AM

I wrote it off.

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL
January 2005

NOV 01, 2007 11:25 AM

Tardo said:
I totally read that as

'Ready your Penis'



At least I wasn't the only one.

Shell_Shock

Shell_Shock

Rockmart, GA
May 2007

NOV 01, 2007 11:49 AM

This gets my creative juices flowing. Perhaps I can write a modern masterpiece about a toaster... or a clock. Like Brian Regan, I want a slice of that financial pie.

ooo aaa


Link to MySpace

Kazan

Kazan

Austin, TX
August 2006

NOV 01, 2007 11:55 AM

hahahhahahah!

I better get started.

Let's use this page as a forum of support for the people who -are- gonna do it - keep posting how many words you've written, and we can maybe keep each other going.....

5 pages a day? yowza.

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