How Far Would You Go for a Great Crotch Shot?

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This (unemployed) IT consultant used his geek skills to develop miniature cameras with which he collected panty pictures on a small, hand-held camcorder. Apparently he had dreams of striking it rich by selling the footage online. One, pointing upwards, was fitted to his trainer, while another was installed into a shoulder bag.

Both beamed images to a hand-held camcorder.

James Norman, prosecuting, explained that while the way he used the first was obvious, the second showed the “sophisticated” lengths the 46-year-old defendant was prepared to go to.

He told London’s Southwark Crown Court the rear-facing device allowed the dreadlocked voyeur to face away from his victim while illicit images were transmitted to a small hand-held camcorder.

That, in turn, allowed him to adjust the bag “for the best shots”. Not sure why the fact that he's "dreadlocked" really matters here. If he'd had a conservative, traditional haircut, would it have received a mention? Are we supposed to infer that because he's "dreadlocked," he's either black, or a dirty hippie? In any case, what got the perv caught? All his shifty-ass fidgeting. Unfortunately for Gay, his “constant manoeuvrings” soon aroused the suspicions of officers hunting peeping Toms in Trafalgar Square.

Mr Norman said they first saw the defendant sitting on steps near the central London tourist attraction one Sunday afternoon.

When two plain clothes police asked him what he was doing, he replied: “I’m filming”.

Questioned further, he admitted he had been collecting so-called “crotch shots” of unsuspecting women, but added: “It is no offence.” Love how he just fessed up. "Oh, har har, you caught me--I'm totally filming unknowing womens' gineys, but it's no offense! They don't know I'm doing it, but if they did, they wouldn't mind at all! Here, have a look-see, good footage, eh? Eh!?."

The rocket scientist went on to explain that his voyeurism and filming was “no different from paparazzi photographers” targeting women celebrities revealing underwear as they “climbed in and out of cars."

Right, buddy. No different, except for the fact that women celebrities know they're being photographed, and have the opportunity to keep their gineys covered should they choose to do so. Anyway, he could have just taken a cue from Joe Francis and asked the ladies to show him their crotches. Might have had pretty good luck, that way.

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