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How Far Would You Go for a Great Crotch Shot?

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This (unemployed) IT consultant used his geek skills to develop miniature cameras with which he collected panty pictures on a small, hand-held camcorder. Apparently he had dreams of striking it rich by selling the footage online.

One, pointing upwards, was fitted to his trainer, while another was installed into a shoulder bag.

Both beamed images to a hand-held camcorder.

James Norman, prosecuting, explained that while the way he used the first was obvious, the second showed the “sophisticated” lengths the 46-year-old defendant was prepared to go to.

He told London’s Southwark Crown Court the rear-facing device allowed the dreadlocked voyeur to face away from his victim while illicit images were transmitted to a small hand-held camcorder.

That, in turn, allowed him to adjust the bag “for the best shots”.

Not sure why the fact that he's "dreadlocked" really matters here. If he'd had a conservative, traditional haircut, would it have received a mention? Are we supposed to infer that because he's "dreadlocked," he's either black, or a dirty hippie? In any case, what got the perv caught? All his shifty-ass fidgeting.

Unfortunately for Gay, his “constant manoeuvrings” soon aroused the suspicions of officers hunting peeping Toms in Trafalgar Square.

Mr Norman said they first saw the defendant sitting on steps near the central London tourist attraction one Sunday afternoon.

When two plain clothes police asked him what he was doing, he replied: “I’m filming”.

Questioned further, he admitted he had been collecting so-called “crotch shots” of unsuspecting women, but added: “It is no offence.”

Love how he just fessed up. "Oh, har har, you caught me--I'm totally filming unknowing womens' gineys, but it's no offense! They don't know I'm doing it, but if they did, they wouldn't mind at all! Here, have a look-see, good footage, eh? Eh!?."

The rocket scientist went on to explain that his voyeurism and filming was “no different from paparazzi photographers” targeting women celebrities revealing underwear as they “climbed in and out of cars."

Right, buddy. No different, except for the fact that women celebrities know they're being photographed, and have the opportunity to keep their gineys covered should they choose to do so. Anyway, he could have just taken a cue from Joe Francis and asked the ladies to show him their crotches. Might have had pretty good luck, that way.

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Sedition1216

Sedition1216

Buffalo, NY
July 2005

OCT 21, 2007 04:11 AM

guy looks like will ferrel

Korrupt338201

Korrupt338201

I'm lost
July 2007

OCT 21, 2007 04:38 AM

well, i don't think that's ^^ him... but if it is, then yeah. and will ferrel pisses me off anyway. what's the deal with all these guys anyway? they can't get enough pics up the skirts of anonymous women on the net already?

kerouaclullaby

kerouaclullaby

Philadelphia, PA
September 2006

OCT 21, 2007 06:04 AM

obviously not an sg subscriber or he'd have his need for cooter shots satisfied.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

OCT 21, 2007 06:28 AM

seaniesean5 said:
guy looks like will ferrel



Korrupt338201 said:
well, i don't think that's ^^ him... but if it is, then yeah. and will ferrel pisses me off anyway. what's the deal with all these guys anyway? they can't get enough pics up the skirts of anonymous women on the net already?



lot's of thinking going on here!

_panda_

_panda_

I'm lost
November 2005

OCT 21, 2007 06:33 AM

Yeah. PSHHH. Will Ferrel probably has the dreadlocks for a movie they are filming in Trafalfar Square whatever

DeadBilly

DeadBilly

Burnt Cabins, PA
February 2004

OCT 21, 2007 07:10 AM

When I saw the title of this thread, I immediately thought of the advert for Klondike Bars.

"I'd skydive naked in a windstorm!"

announcers: What would you dooooo-oooooh-oooooooh for a great crotch shot?

commonman

commonman

USA
August 2003

OCT 21, 2007 07:29 AM

The slippery slope of popular culture eroding our rights to privacy and basic human dignity.

If Fox created a reality show called "America's Most Amazing Crotch Shots" after this I wouldn't be surprised.

In fact, consider the title and concept trademarked. Rupert, you know where to find me.

01_Conservative

01_Conservative

San Diego, CA
March 2004

OCT 21, 2007 07:37 AM

The reason it mattered that he had dreadlocks is that story was written by you mainline, liberal media putting their slant on the story, not just reporting it.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

OCT 21, 2007 07:41 AM

conservative said:
The reason it mattered that he had dreadlocks is that story was written by you mainline, liberal media putting their slant on the story, not just reporting it.



Liberals hate dreadlocks. They're a symbol of good conservative values!!

ardour

ardour

Canada
March 2006

OCT 21, 2007 07:41 AM

conservative said:
The reason it mattered that he had dreadlocks is that story was written by you mainline, liberal media putting their slant on the story, not just reporting it.



Do you seriously EVER make sense?

ardour

ardour

Canada
March 2006

OCT 21, 2007 07:44 AM

I've always found it funny that when there's a school shooting the first thing the media reports about the shooter is what he's wearing.

Johnny_Flapjacks

Johnny_Flapjacks

Williamsport, PA
September 2006

OCT 21, 2007 07:52 AM

ardour said:
I've always found it funny that when there's a school shooting the first thing the media reports about the shooter is what he's wearing.



Crime scenes are the new red carpet.

__andy__

__andy__

I'm lost
September 2007

OCT 21, 2007 07:54 AM

I think when people report about these guys it just encourages them... but I guess they are going to do it anyway.

ardour

ardour

Canada
March 2006

OCT 21, 2007 08:16 AM

Johnny_Flapjacks said:

ardour said:
I've always found it funny that when there's a school shooting the first thing the media reports about the shooter is what he's wearing.



Crime scenes are the new red carpet.



Heh. And while I don't think it's totally irrelevant, it isn't that important, and it's not really very consistant. I guy shot up a school in Montreal a bit over a year ago now. Every article quickly mentioned his mowhawk and black trenchcoat (the latter of which, I think turned out to be false information anyway) but nothing mentioned the fact that he was of South Asian decent.

xazapdmytinu

xazapdmytinu

Fort Collins, CO
July 2007

OCT 21, 2007 10:18 AM

seaniesean5 said:
guy looks like will ferrel



it's gotta be a clever publicity stunt for his next movie.

okay, maybe not so clever.

definitely not as cool as the four year old land lord.

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