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It's a lonely world out there -- even surrounded by millions upon millions of other people, there just might not be that special someone for you. Perhaps it's for lack of a connection, or perhaps it's because that connection you did find is a little bit on the unconventional side. But whether it's the cold embrace of silicone and steel that one lusts for, or just simply some sort of connection, artificial intelligence researcher David Levy (courtesy of the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands) is putting forth a viable answer for the near future: robots.

It is by no means a new idea -- what Levy's research is proposing, however, is the idea of proposing to your robot before the point where it magically transforms into a real girl (or boy) is an option our world is hurtling toward at record speed.

"There's a trend of robots becoming more human-like in appearance and coming more in contact with humans," Levy said. "At first robots were used impersonally, in factories where they helped build automobiles, for instance. Then they were used in offices to deliver mail, or to show visitors around museums, or in homes as vacuum cleaners, such as with the Roomba. Now you have robot toys, like Sony's Aibo robot dog, or Tickle Me Elmos, or digital pets like Tamagotchis."

In his thesis, "Intimate Relationships with Artificial Partners," Levy conjectures that robots will become so human-like in appearance, function and personality that many people will fall in love with them, have sex with them and even marry them.

"It may sound a little weird, but it isn't," Levy said. "Love and sex with robots are inevitable."



Well, of course sex with robots is inevitable -- at this point, what with MP3-enhanced real dolls and all, I'd wager it's well beyond inevitable and on its way to the point of "already happening." Not that it's mentioned much in the mainstream, which is the difference here, and which Levy suggests will become much more commonplace once robots become a little less Rockit and a little more replicant. As it is, like a replicant, Levy suggests that robots are not so different than you and I to begin with. Structural integrity notwithstanding, anyway.

Levy argues that psychologists have identified roughly a dozen basic reasons why people fall in love, "and almost all of them could apply to human-robot relationships. For instance, one thing that prompts people to fall in love are similarities in personality and knowledge, and all of this is programmable. Another reason people are more likely to fall in love is if they know the other person likes them, and that's programmable too."



Personally, I'm all for it -- love is where you find it, be it in the kittenish motor hum of a warm hard-drive or the diesel thunder of the kid snoring next to you while you write a Newswire article. However, I do have this to say, regarding this of his predictions:

Levy predicts Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize human-robot marriage. "Massachusetts is more liberal than most other jurisdictions in the United States and has been at the forefront of same-sex marriage," Levy said. "There's also a lot of high-tech research there at places like MIT."

Although roboticist Ronald Arkin at the Georgia Institute of Technology in Atlanta does not think human-robot marriages will be legal anywhere by 2050, "anything's possible. And just because it's not legal doesn't mean people won't try it," he told LiveScience.



Is it too much to ask that, before we get the ball rolling on marriages to robots, that we make sure everyone not reliant on artificial intelligence gets their rights taken care of first? Besides, I have a feeling Massachusetts, for all their friendly liberalism, is a little less versed on technology than one would need for such endeavors to happen.

Then again, anything is possible when it comes to love, right?



_DictionaryGirl_ says: extra points to anyone who knows what the title says, and even more extra points if I got it wrong and you can correct me. We can't all be robots.

 

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Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

OCT 13, 2007 10:28 AM

Why do you need to marry a robot anyway? Those fuckers don't have to pay taxes! You can't sue them for child support! It's totally unnecessary.

SouGei

SouGei

Blackwood, NJ
January 2007

OCT 13, 2007 10:32 AM

If I could afford a robot I'd already have a girlfriend...this is just starting another stupid marriage argument. Why would you need to marry it?

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

OCT 13, 2007 10:32 AM

Necia said:
Why do you need to marry a robot anyway? Those fuckers don't have to pay taxes! You can't sue them for child support! It's totally unnecessary.


You could have them work a fulltime job and do all the housework while you sat on your ass all day eating junkfood and playing with your Wii.

Hm. Maybe I should rethink my opposition to this.

Tallboy66

Tallboy66

Chicago, IL
January 2005

OCT 13, 2007 10:45 AM

Kindle said:

Tallboy66 said:

Kindle said:

Tallboy66 said:


Whatever happened to "going out" and "meeting people"?



And then what, develop a relationship? Too much work, I need instant gratification.

I can program that right?



Only if you actually know the binary code for all that you desire. I mean, would you really trust someone to program

"I like giving it in the butt"

correctly and not translate it into

"I like taking it in the butt"?



Yes it could get confusing? I'll stay simple with the "lay on your back and spread teh leg" program. wink


I'm sure some geek could screw that up too wink



Yes just my luck it would say "get away from me " . frown biggrin

Kindle

Kindle

Houston, TX
March 2006

OCT 13, 2007 10:48 AM

Tallboy66 said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Kindle said:

Tallboy66 said:

Kindle said:

Tallboy66 said:


Whatever happened to "going out" and "meeting people"?



And then what, develop a relationship? Too much work, I need instant gratification.

I can program that right?



Only if you actually know the binary code for all that you desire. I mean, would you really trust someone to program

"I like giving it in the butt"

correctly and not translate it into

"I like taking it in the butt"?



Yes it could get confusing? I'll stay simple with the "lay on your back and spread teh leg" program. wink


I'm sure some geek could screw that up too wink




Yes just my luck it would say "get away from me " . frown biggrin



You'd probably end up with a robot worse than a real woman. Also, stronger, able to hurl heavier items with a more refined targeting sensor, no real feelings, oh man, the list just goes on and on for how much worse it could be for you!

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

OCT 13, 2007 10:52 AM

Oh it's no feat to beat the heat.
All reet! All reet!
So jeet your seet
Be fleet be fleet
Cool and discreet
Honey...

ardour

ardour

Ottawa, ON
March 2006

OCT 13, 2007 11:03 AM

I have seen plenty of relationships where it seems there isn't any connection between the two people aside from some small apparent affection. I guess if it works for them.

Until there's a robot that can think and learn and love and laugh, then I don't think I'd have very much interest in one.

DarkSomething

DarkSomething

San Diego, CA
July 2007

OCT 13, 2007 11:05 AM

Is anybody else reminded of Bicentennial Man?

Ferretbite

Ferretbite

Mexico
September 2006

OCT 13, 2007 11:26 AM

Futurama warned us about the risks of engaging in human-robot relationships. It eventually led to the destruction of the Earth by aliens.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

OCT 13, 2007 11:34 AM

DG i love you for the fact that the title to this was in Binary.

Even though i am not a robot, will you fall in love with me and marry me?

xPenelopex

xPenelopex

Maple Ridge, BC
August 2006

OCT 13, 2007 11:35 AM

I think David Levy read Chobits one too many times robot

burtsmithers

burtsmithers

I'm lost
October 2006

OCT 13, 2007 11:37 AM

I can think of tons of books, movies and tv show episodes that have already explained why this is a bad idea with Futurama as the only exception only because Futurama is hilarious

And what about that documentary/public service announcement that was made by those two brothers with a time machine? Where they documented the AI uprising and its war to wipe out human existence. I can't remember what it was called but these "scientists" have obviously either not seen it or have become mad with power... Science Power.

Why is Al Gore on this Global Warming kick? The way I see it he should be exposing and fighting these AI supporters.

What is this world coming to?

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

OCT 13, 2007 11:38 AM

i'm all for this. many a time have i ranted at length to my friends about how and why Winona Ryder is hotter in Alien 4.

XamaX_is_Dead

XamaX_is_Dead

La Mesa, CA
March 2007

OCT 13, 2007 01:03 PM

the title reminds me of the latest episode of the office.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

where the computer became "self aware"



i see the world going the way of robot human love. It just seems easier than actually trying to meet and woo someone. it kinda reminds me of "six" from the now defunct animated sci-fi series "Tripping the Rift" I wonder what kind of rights these "lovebots" will have. and what they can and cannot do. I mean you wouldn't want them playing sports with you and your soft fleshy skin.

Razorshimmy

Razorshimmy

Los Angeles, CA
July 2005

OCT 13, 2007 02:39 PM

I can't wait to hear the government argue about robot marriage.
...
"Uh... I guess yall c'n marry robots... Waitwaitwait... is it a dude marryin' a dude robot? Oh, uh-uh. That's just fucked up."

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