BLOG VIEW | HEADLINE VIEW

ALL

GEEK

Tuesday Tasting: Three Things That Kinda Suck

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 11 2007 4:00 AM

Submitted by arielwaldman. Edited By arielwaldman.

TAGS: pandipanda, second life, unicorn, furries, vibrator, vaccuum, vacuum vibrator, wii, nintendo

Each week, Ariel Waldman serves a tasting of the latest in sex and tech.

Second Life Finds A Way To Suck More

The fact that you meet more furries than friends is only one of the reasons Second Life can suck at times. Adding to that factor, your avatar can now apparently fuck a unicorn to receive a virtual baby unicorn pet to play with. Yes, fuck - a - unicorn. While we're sure there's more than enough fetishes out there to cover a desire for some S&M with mythical, virtual creatures, being banged by a one-horned beast just doesn't play to our fancy.

Wanking With Your Wii

To anyone who said the Wii was a waste of time, a new game begs to differ. PandiPanda is a game that uses your Nintendo Wii-mote skills to their fullest. Using a graceful and quick up and down grip, the goal of the game appears to be to masturbate your panda faster than your opponent. It seems all those years of awkward high school experimentation will come in "handy" after all. [via]

Vibrator Sucks At Getting You Off

Objectifying your household objects, LoveHoney makes you look forward to chores. The Vortex Vibrations Suction Vacuum Cleaner Vibrator extends to give a good cleaning where it counts. The flow of air makes the gadget vibrate and stimulate. The site claims "you'll never moan about Hoovering again", which isn't the most accurate copywriting to an earlier claim of "better, longer orgasms".

25 Comments

PAGE:

1 | 2

flabajaba2213

Bristol, RI

July 2006

SEP 11, 2007 04:09 AM

Wow...

I mean, unicorns are awesome and all, but do we really need that?

At least we can now rest safely, knowing that people who would want to fuck a unicorn will now be on second life longer, giving them less time to add their pro-unicorn fucking tendencies to the gene pool.

brett54

Australia

November 2004

SEP 11, 2007 05:24 AM

Charlie ..... Charlie ..... candy mountain Charlie

funkenstein

United Kingdom

April 2007

SEP 11, 2007 06:22 AM

well, I've always wanted to have sex with a unicorn...

ardour

Ottawa, ON

March 2006

SEP 11, 2007 07:24 AM

"I think....that unicorn love is a beautiful thing" says bystander Moisie Swindlehurst, one resident I found in tableau who was willing to talk about the fad. "...and that if you find a spicy sexy unicorn stud muffin and want to let him fill you with his magical glittering seed, that is just fantastic. And i support it. 100%"

Waahh...

Bonaparte

Fort Worth, TX

September 2006

SEP 11, 2007 09:23 AM

brett54 said:
Charlie ..... Charlie ..... candy mountain Charlie

aaaaaaaaahahahahahaa!!!!!!..... whew....

Squire

Milwaukee, WI

November 2003

SEP 11, 2007 10:59 AM

It was only a matter of time before a video game came out that I might be as good at as I am at Galaga.

Curlysue102

Heath, OH

April 2006

SEP 11, 2007 11:09 AM

Dude I could totally take you at Galaga. (off topic really)

I do want that vacuum attachment though. Nothing like a little suck and twitch on the ladybits! Wooo Hooo!

Squire

Milwaukee, WI

November 2003

SEP 11, 2007 11:23 AM

curlysue102 said:
Dude I could totally take you at Galaga. (off topic really)

NUH-UH.

Gerry_D

Los Angeles, CA

May 2003

SEP 11, 2007 12:29 PM

hahah
fucking hilarious. the world is almost over. just a little but more...

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH

February 2007

SEP 11, 2007 12:38 PM

that intro picture on the left.

can't stop laughing.

and just so you all know, i would PWN you all at the PandiPanda game.

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY

May 2003

SEP 11, 2007 12:54 PM

Speaking of fucking unicorns...

Greybeard

Los Angeles, CA

December 2006

SEP 11, 2007 01:29 PM

Uncognitive said:
Speaking of fucking unicorns...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Now, that is funny. Best laugh I've had in at least a week.

EmKay

Pottstown, PA

January 2007

SEP 11, 2007 06:10 PM

One: I want that Wii game. Does that say something about me?

Two: Fucking a Unicorn is the best Youtube Video I have seen this week!

Chainlink

Key West, FL

August 2005

SEP 11, 2007 06:39 PM

Uncognitive said:
Speaking of fucking unicorns...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I'm a little bothered that someone claims to have watched that 50 times. I mean I know he openly acknowledges he has no life but, wft. .. he could have.

Aeterna

SUICIDEGIRL

Portugal

SEP 11, 2007 06:40 PM

That doesn't surprise me at all. On SL you can find anything you could think of. But I don't know what's worse: having sex with an unicorn or masturbating a panda.

PAGE:

1 | 2