Synthetic Life Coming Soon: Let's Play God (v. 1.2)
FRIDAY JUNE 8 2007 10:00 PM
Submitted by Aaron_Lariviere. Edited By Aaron_Lariviere.
TAGS: Life, synthetic, playing god, Frankenstein, genetic engineering, synthetic biology

[This is a revised version of a story posted earlier today. I took down the original because the crux of the story was based on misinformation. My original source used misleading wording to suggest something that wasn't true -- that the title organism had already been created. The source article has since been changed to correct the misleading info as well. I apologize for the mistake and any regrettable water-cooler conversations it may have caused.]
The prospect of synthetic life -- that is, life wholly created by the intelligent design of man -- looms heavy on our horizon. The plans have been laid to build a living creature from the ground up, just like God makes 'em. Genetically speaking, it will be like any other form of life. If these scientists are right, we may soon see the first life ever created entirely by human hands: synthetic life.
For the time being, try to set aside thoughts of Frankenstein's monster. BBC News reports that after years of research and development, the J. Craig Venter Institue --who previously led the charge to sequence the human genome -- has applied for a patent on the method they plan to use to create a microscopic synthetic life-form.
The creature, which has not yet been created, will be what they call a "minimal genome" organism -- one that can survive with an absolute minimum of genes. The idea is that other "useful genes" could be introduced, theoretically redesigning the creature for an endless number of uses. Goodbye Viagra, it's synthetic life as boner fuel! Or they could be designed to eat gum off sidewalks; you get the idea. When finished, the simplistic little buggers should look like this:

With such huge potential, the designers of the organism naturally want to reap the financial fruit of their labor. But Pat Mooney of the ETC Group believes the Venter Institute are violating “a societal boundary,” and wants their patent application denied. ETC Group -- Erosion, Technology, and Concentration -- are best known as the folks who protest genetically modified food, and the much-hated Monsanto, amongst other things. Says ETC’s Jim Thomas:
Before these claims go forward, society must consider their far-reaching social, ethical and environmental impacts.
Well, yeah, we should. Although the other side offers a compelling argument too. The Venter institute eventually hopes to use the life-form -- which they're unaffectionately calling Mycoplasma laboratorium -- as a way of generating cheap energy, as an agricultural aid, and to help with climate change. But the ETC is afraid that M. laboratorium could be used to develop a dangerous pathogen, or something worse.
Obviously, with the prospect of such a monumental scientific advance there comes significant danger… are these lofty and financially lucrative goals worth the risk? God forbid these things evolve and come looking for their “parents” or... vengeance. I'd hate to die by the hand of something named after a laboratory.
Aaron Lariviere wishes M. Laboritorium had already been created so he could find it and torture it to death for its conspiratorial role in causing him to initially post an article rife with fallacy.

















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