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Bat-Bug Robots: The Terror Scourge of the Future



I am not ashamed to say that I have learned a great many things about the world over the years from the myriad tales of a young boy and his tiger companion. One thing I learned is that bats are ugly and terrifying and quite possibly a scourge of bugs, and another is that the actions of robots can be more difficult to bend to your will than people would like to think.

But hey, let's go ahead combine the two! Bloodthirsty scourges and robots, together? Sounds like a plan! I mean, we're already working on shape-shifting war machines that can skitter under doors to kill you in your sleep, so why not bestow them with creepy animal nightmare characteristics while we're at it?

Military researchers are working hard to give their robots the powers and shapes of animals. The latest addition to the menagerie: teeny-tiny drones that can see like bugs, and hear like bats.



Great. Oh, and just to refresh your memory, this is why we're doing it:

U.S. forces have been deploying more and more handheld drones, to keep tabs on potential foes. But right now, the 'bots are only half-useful, because they need a human pilot to fly 'em. If the machines are ever going to maneuver on their own -- especially in urban areas - they'll have to be able to sense their environment better. Otherwise, they'll keep crashing into buildings and street signs. One project, funded by the Air Force, aims to help the drones out, by mimicking animals' senses.



Yay, government! See, this is all for your own good. Making the future of technology even more terrifying, in the name of rooting out terrorism? Yeah, why the hell not.

University of Maryland's Timothy Horiuichi is trying to get computers to copy bats' "echolation" ability -- nature's answer to radar, basically. So Horiuchi is building a circuit that he hopes that can emulate how "interaural level differences" are processed "in the bat brainstem and midbrain." He's already built a number of robotic "batmobiles" to test his circuits out.

Bugs use their combination eyes to gather a ton of visual information from almost every angle. Horiuichi's colleague Sean Humbert would like to see his 'bots ape that ability of "insect visual systems [to] combin[e] motion estimates from arrays of local motion detectors in a way that preserves the spatial layout of the retina."



All right, robots that can detect motion from every conceivable angle and hear the reverberations of your hushed and panicked breath from a mile away! That sounds fantastic. What could possibly go wrong? I sure hope we get them linked up to Skynet as soon as possible. I mean, we may as well just go ahead and get the whole nuclear apocalypse show on the road. I don't know about you, but I, for one, welcome our bat-bug robot overlords.


_DictionaryGirl_ just recently saw The Terminator for the first time and it's making it difficult to sleep at night. Forgive her.

 

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Kes

Kes

USA
August 2006

MAY 18, 2007 07:58 PM

Saraphine said:
Wow! Despite the fear and sadness I am feeling about this information, I am duly impressed by your linking this story to a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. You are brilliant. I feel the need to start a Fan Club in your honor.



+1

love the article!

"shape-shifting war machines that can skitter under doors to kill you in your sleep" too cool

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