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Bat-Bug Robots: The Terror Scourge of the Future



I am not ashamed to say that I have learned a great many things about the world over the years from the myriad tales of a young boy and his tiger companion. One thing I learned is that bats are ugly and terrifying and quite possibly a scourge of bugs, and another is that the actions of robots can be more difficult to bend to your will than people would like to think.

But hey, let's go ahead combine the two! Bloodthirsty scourges and robots, together? Sounds like a plan! I mean, we're already working on shape-shifting war machines that can skitter under doors to kill you in your sleep, so why not bestow them with creepy animal nightmare characteristics while we're at it?

Military researchers are working hard to give their robots the powers and shapes of animals. The latest addition to the menagerie: teeny-tiny drones that can see like bugs, and hear like bats.



Great. Oh, and just to refresh your memory, this is why we're doing it:

U.S. forces have been deploying more and more handheld drones, to keep tabs on potential foes. But right now, the 'bots are only half-useful, because they need a human pilot to fly 'em. If the machines are ever going to maneuver on their own -- especially in urban areas - they'll have to be able to sense their environment better. Otherwise, they'll keep crashing into buildings and street signs. One project, funded by the Air Force, aims to help the drones out, by mimicking animals' senses.



Yay, government! See, this is all for your own good. Making the future of technology even more terrifying, in the name of rooting out terrorism? Yeah, why the hell not.

University of Maryland's Timothy Horiuichi is trying to get computers to copy bats' "echolation" ability -- nature's answer to radar, basically. So Horiuchi is building a circuit that he hopes that can emulate how "interaural level differences" are processed "in the bat brainstem and midbrain." He's already built a number of robotic "batmobiles" to test his circuits out.

Bugs use their combination eyes to gather a ton of visual information from almost every angle. Horiuichi's colleague Sean Humbert would like to see his 'bots ape that ability of "insect visual systems [to] combin[e] motion estimates from arrays of local motion detectors in a way that preserves the spatial layout of the retina."



All right, robots that can detect motion from every conceivable angle and hear the reverberations of your hushed and panicked breath from a mile away! That sounds fantastic. What could possibly go wrong? I sure hope we get them linked up to Skynet as soon as possible. I mean, we may as well just go ahead and get the whole nuclear apocalypse show on the road. I don't know about you, but I, for one, welcome our bat-bug robot overlords.


_DictionaryGirl_ just recently saw The Terminator for the first time and it's making it difficult to sleep at night. Forgive her.

 

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stigmatamartyr13

stigmatamartyr13

Indianapolis, IN
February 2007

MAY 18, 2007 06:09 AM

skynet? isn't that the name of the computer system in terminator that became self aware and fucking killed us all?

great. whatever

N8theSk8

N8theSk8

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2005

MAY 18, 2007 07:23 AM

You can't fear technology!

Saraphine

Saraphine

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

MAY 18, 2007 07:31 AM

Wow! Despite the fear and sadness I am feeling about this information, I am duly impressed by your linking this story to a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. You are brilliant. I feel the need to start a Fan Club in your honor.

SonOfAPunk

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC
January 2006

MAY 18, 2007 07:36 AM

stigmatamartyr13 said:
skynet? isn't that the name of the computer system in terminator that became self aware and fucking killed us all?

great. whatever



Jesus...

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

MAY 18, 2007 07:36 AM

I fully approve of any technology that can do surveillance while keeping troops safe.

Even if Micheal Crichton's Swarm is re-emerging in my mind.

Blaxton

Blaxton

New York, NY
September 2005

MAY 18, 2007 07:54 AM

DhD_PillowPants said:

Even if Micheal Crichton's Swarm is re-emerging in my mind.



Michael Crichton's Prey. First thing I thought of too.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

MAY 18, 2007 08:14 AM

Eh said:

DhD_PillowPants said:

Even if Micheal Crichton's Swarm is re-emerging in my mind.



Michael Crichton's Prey. First thing I thought of too.



Why did I think Swarm?

Short

Short

Sacramento, CA
September 2005

MAY 18, 2007 08:58 AM

good book!

cklarock

cklarock

Lawrence, KS
August 2004

MAY 18, 2007 01:57 PM

Vampirate

Vampirate

Durham, NC
October 2004

MAY 18, 2007 02:20 PM

As harrowing as the ramifications may be, I think the idea of autonomous bat-robots is awesome.

Also, the source article's description of echolocation as "nature's answer to radar" is hell of retarded. Echolocation (or "sonar", as we call humanity's answer to it) has been around way longer than radar. Y'know, like, millions of years longer.

Metaverse

Metaverse

USA
March 2005

MAY 18, 2007 03:06 PM

If only Isaac Asimov were still alive..he could tell us what to do!

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

MAY 18, 2007 03:22 PM

Vampirate said:
As harrowing as the ramifications may be, I think the idea of autonomous bat-robots is awesome.

Also, the source article's description of echolocation as "nature's answer to radar" is hell of retarded. Echolocation (or "sonar", as we call humanity's answer to it) has been around way longer than radar. Y'know, like, millions of years longer.



I know, right? More like radar is our answer to echolocation!

deusxmachina

deusxmachina

Honolulu, HI
May 2003

MAY 18, 2007 03:24 PM

Don't knock the devlopment of bat-bug robots! It's just one of the first of many steps leading up to "pleasure model" androids frown

Moonrabbit

Moonrabbit

Vancouver, BC
February 2005

MAY 18, 2007 04:47 PM



Take that, zombie preperredness nutjobs!.. Myself included.

No worries. Soon my EMP device will be destroying cell phones that belong to annoying people within a square meter of my person.

Kes

Kes

USA
August 2006

MAY 18, 2007 07:55 PM

DhD_PillowPants said:

Eh said:

DhD_PillowPants said:

Even if Micheal Crichton's Swarm is re-emerging in my mind.



Michael Crichton's Prey. First thing I thought of too.



Why did I think Swarm?



First thing I thought of was that movie Crichton directed "Runaway" with all the little robots dashing around and Gene Simmons over-acting like a madman.





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