• news
  • WEDNESDAY APRIL 25 2007 5:00 PM

Sci-fi Fans Everywhere Rejoice, Despair



Scientists have discovered, for the first time, a planet outside our own solar system that is "potentially habitable," with Earth-like temperatures. The planet is a similar size to Earth, may have liquid water, and, at a mere 120 million miles away, is practically down the block.

Oh shit! Just the other day, while perusing the pages of Analog, I read a very similar story wherein the inhabitants of a similar planet forced humanity into slavery. Great.

It's a significant step on the way to finding possible life in the universe," said University of Geneva astronomer Michel Mayor, one of 11 European scientists on the team that found the planet. "It's a nice discovery. We still have a lot of questions."


Yeah, right. Possible life.

The findings have been published in the scientific journal Astronomy and Astrophysics. Unlike Earth, the planet circles a Red Dwarf star, which is much smaller and much cooler than our Sun, meaning (of course) that the inhabitants will have tremendous tolerance to extreme temperatures. Fucking fantastic.

The new planet, in NASA's boundless creative force, has been named 581 c. No word on whether the 581 c-ians have massed up their arsenals, but I'm still wearing tinfoil on my head, just in case.

 

Previous

PAGE: 

1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Next

Comments
Rickets

rickets

Seattle, WA
March 2003

APR 25, 2007 10:45 PM

I think it's strange that NASA always looks for water as a sign of potential life. It's totally chauvinistic to think that alien life would have to be composed of the same shit that we are. Why couldn't life evolve with liquid methane for a solvent? No reason I can think of.

FellOnEarth

FellOnEarth

Temecula, CA
April 2006

APR 25, 2007 10:52 PM

MschfMayhemSoap said:
First we discover Kryptonite, now this?

The findings have been published in the scientific journal Astronomy and Astrophysics. Unlike Earth, the planet circles a Red Dwarf star, which is much smaller and much cooler than our Sun, meaning (of course) that the inhabitants will have tremendous tolerance to extreme temperatures. Fucking fantastic.




Red Sun huh? makes you WONDER....

tongue


Hmm, scientists in Russia also just recently discovered a new mineral with a molecular compound strikingly similar to that of the fictional Kryptonite, the only missing ingredient was fluorine. Considering that this new "Earthlike" planet has about 1.6 the gravitational force of the Earth, any alien life form traveling from their home planet to ours would in fact be .6 stronger and faster if they visited us... It really makes you wonder. shocked

The cool thing is that it changed the odds of life out there to about 1in 100 because astrobiologists now have a much broader range of viable solar systems (red dwarves) from which to focus on. Of course, we'd never be able to actually go and visit any of these places to find out if there are other forms of life within our lifetimes...

schroedingrscat

schroedingrscat

Toronto, ON
June 2005

APR 25, 2007 11:00 PM

Red dwarfs also don't emit a spectrum of light remotely similar to ours. I think it's likely they'd flip the ABORT covers off the buttons for their supermegadeathrays, hit "fire", and find that humans are remarkably resilient to long radio waves.

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

APR 25, 2007 11:12 PM

and all the developers/land-rapers rejoice...

SonOfAPunk

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC
January 2006

APR 26, 2007 12:05 AM

I'm really excited to hear about this!

I'm such a "extraterrestril life nerd". smile

Well, I was.

biggrin

chocohoodie

chocohoodie

I'm lost
February 2005

APR 26, 2007 12:17 AM

Noctua said:
I think it's more than 120 million miles away. The distance from the earth to the sun is 150 million km.



20 light years = 157 quadrillion miles if i'm doing it right.

chocohoodie

chocohoodie

I'm lost
February 2005

APR 26, 2007 12:22 AM

Rickets said:
I think it's strange that NASA always looks for water as a sign of potential life. It's totally chauvinistic to think that alien life would have to be composed of the same shit that we are. Why couldn't life evolve with liquid methane for a solvent? No reason I can think of.



Chauvinistic? WTF?

Anyway, the reason is that we've had plenty of elements on earth, including methane, and guess what- the only compound that seems to have played a major part in evolution is good ol' H20.

It's certainly possible that life could evolve in other ways, but we have absolutely no evidence to support that. So we stick to the notion that water is key. See, this is called "science."

Trahern

Trahern

United Kingdom
March 2003

APR 26, 2007 12:26 AM

I shall try to be positive about this one. At last, a planet to go to and not have to come back! Surely that's a good thing.

chocohoodie

chocohoodie

I'm lost
February 2005

APR 26, 2007 12:32 AM

mojo007 said:
Yeah... how many billion did it cost for NASA to plunge the last probe straight into the surface of Mars because they 'mixed up' the imperial and metric calculations in the manufacture of said probe.

3 billion dollars if i remember right.

Gee... how many third world meals would that buy?




Actually, what happened is that Lockheed Martin, the primary contractor,gave engine firing thrust numbers in English units whereas NASA generally uses metric, hence the confusion.

People always bring up this fact in some sort of attempt to show that NASA is full of bumbling idiots who forgot to multiply. Also, the mission you're referring to, Mars Climate Orbiter, was nearly 10 years ago now. We've had multiple successes since then.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

I'm lost
January 2006

APR 26, 2007 12:52 AM

1). What star does this orbit (other than it being a red dwarf)? How 'bout a link to some sorces, instead of just to a clip of a show with really low production values.

2). I would have named it P3X-3789

TheSpider

TheSpider

Chicago, IL
July 2006

APR 26, 2007 12:58 AM

I know I say this a lot, but, well, it was nice knowing everyone.

Heathen_Dave

Heathen_Dave

Birmingham, AL
July 2005

APR 26, 2007 01:37 AM

chocohoodie said:

mojo007 said:
Yeah... how many billion did it cost for NASA to plunge the last probe straight into the surface of Mars because they 'mixed up' the imperial and metric calculations in the manufacture of said probe.

3 billion dollars if i remember right.

Gee... how many third world meals would that buy?




Actually, what happened is that Lockheed Martin, the primary contractor,gave engine firing thrust numbers in English units whereas NASA generally uses metric, hence the confusion.

People always bring up this fact in some sort of attempt to show that NASA is full of bumbling idiots who forgot to multiply. Also, the mission you're referring to, Mars Climate Orbiter, was nearly 10 years ago now. We've had multiple successes since then.



I still don't get why anyone would use a system where one measurement of length has 5280 of its component measurement. And have you ever tried to convert any unit dealing with BTUs? Jesus christ what a mess.

Sacrificial_Lamb

Sacrificial_Lamb

New Zealand
November 2005

APR 26, 2007 02:27 AM

RudieCantFail said:
1). What star does this orbit (other than it being a red dwarf)? How 'bout a link to some sorces, instead of just to a clip of a show with really low production values.


From what I hear the sun is named "581" and the planet is "c" and there are 3 planets around that sun
there was a link posted by NinjaTech it was

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6589157.stm

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

USA
OLD SKOOL

APR 26, 2007 03:03 AM

Kleio said:
I'm not ready to despair yet. They could be sexy possible lifeforms.




zoom image

Rickets

rickets

Seattle, WA
March 2003

APR 26, 2007 05:50 AM

I meant chauvinism in its broader sense, not male chauvinism, the more common usage.

From Websters:

"2 : undue partiality or attachment to a group or place to which one belongs or has belonged"

Just because water was the only solvent used in the evolution of life on earth does not mean that life could not have evolved using other solvents on other planets. To think so is narrow science. There is no a priori reason to believe that water, or carbon, or anything familiar to us is an absolute requirement for life.

I'm familiar with science, thanks. I'm not up on my astrophysics, but I do have a Ph.D. in physiology.

chocohoodie said:

Rickets said:
I think it's strange that NASA always looks for water as a sign of potential life. It's totally chauvinistic to think that alien life would have to be composed of the same shit that we are. Why couldn't life evolve with liquid methane for a solvent? No reason I can think of.



Chauvinistic? WTF?

Anyway, the reason is that we've had plenty of elements on earth, including methane, and guess what- the only compound that seems to have played a major part in evolution is good ol' H20.

It's certainly possible that life could evolve in other ways, but we have absolutely no evidence to support that. So we stick to the notion that water is key. See, this is called "science."



Previous

PAGE: 

1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Next