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World of Warcraft's Real Epic Mount



A few days ago a story started making the rounds about a lady who placed a craigslist ad offering to trade sex for a flying epic mount or at least the 5000 gold required to buy one. While buying gold is clearly a violation of the TOS, this situation isn't specifically called out in the rules. Her toon is Horde on Uther which puts 5000 Gold at a street value of about $639.45. As you can imagine this story made it to just about every WoW related forum on the web with people taking special note of the photo the poster included, especially her bangs. We all pointed, laughed, and assumed that was the end of it.



We were wrong.Very, very wrong.

Apparently some strapping young nerd took her up on the offer, threw down the loot, and got a mount of his very own. We know this because she posted a new listing on craigslist bragging about it and showing pics of her newly purchased flying epic mount. Of course it was filled with a lot of rubbing-it-in-your-face-shit and ended with these words for all her critics:

So talk all the trash you want, I got MY flying epic mount AND I got laid which is more than most of you failures can ever hope for.



I wonder what I could get for some pre-BC BOE purples I've got collecting dust in the bank?

 

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Oren

Oren

United Kingdom
January 2006

MAY 24, 2007 11:22 AM



So talk all the trash you want, I got MY flying epic mount AND I got laid which is more than most of you failures can ever hope for.



I can't argue with that, hahaha!
What a sad couple they must be.

It could've been worse:

Reverend_Sen

Reverend_Sen

Chicago, IL
April 2004

MAY 28, 2007 12:13 PM

I play. Lvl 47 Undead Warlcok. Represent Bitches... Yeah I have no life. Jealous?

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

MAY 30, 2007 01:43 AM

Reverend_Sen said:
I play. Lvl 47 Undead Warlcok. Represent Bitches... Yeah I have no life. Jealous?



Of a level fourty seven? Not so much.

SexyBeast

SexyBeast

Covington, LA
July 2004

MAY 30, 2007 02:28 AM

seanbonner said:

So talk all the trash you want, I got MY flying epic mount AND I got laid which is more than most of you failures can ever hope for.




I think having sex for stuff is great. I would do it if I could, but to feel accomplished because you got something in game? I understand feeling good about getting something done in the game, but to feel accomplished in life? whatever

Atleast that's the way I read it.

flamingw0rm

flamingw0rm

I'm lost
June 2007

JUN 09, 2007 05:10 PM

She plays Horde on Uther? but the pics of her newly aquired epic mount are of a Night Elf Female (Alliance) ? surreal

Veloxmortis

Veloxmortis

USA
February 2006

SEP 23, 2007 07:00 PM

What some people will do to show off in their digital lives.

Agincourtdb

Agincourtdb

I'm lost
November 2005

OCT 26, 2007 06:20 PM

Oren said:



That could be me, except the room is way too bright. And I'd be playing Half Life 2. eeek

Avalectra

Avalectra

HOPEFUL

Ogden, UT

MAR 15, 2008 11:42 AM

hahahahaha this is great. Sad, but great. I wonder what the cost would be for lvling 1-70 as that's such a popular purchase. lol

ranza

ranza

Denmark
January 2009

JAN 06, 2009 02:56 AM

oh funny in so many ways...

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

JAN 06, 2009 06:33 AM

KLAATU BARADA NIKTO

Kouvre

Kouvre

Moline, IL
April 2006

JAN 06, 2009 08:21 AM

WOOOOO THREAD DIGGING!

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