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  • SATURDAY APRIL 14 2007 10:00 AM

World of Warcraft's Real Epic Mount



A few days ago a story started making the rounds about a lady who placed a craigslist ad offering to trade sex for a flying epic mount or at least the 5000 gold required to buy one. While buying gold is clearly a violation of the TOS, this situation isn't specifically called out in the rules. Her toon is Horde on Uther which puts 5000 Gold at a street value of about $639.45. As you can imagine this story made it to just about every WoW related forum on the web with people taking special note of the photo the poster included, especially her bangs. We all pointed, laughed, and assumed that was the end of it.



We were wrong.Very, very wrong.

Apparently some strapping young nerd took her up on the offer, threw down the loot, and got a mount of his very own. We know this because she posted a new listing on craigslist bragging about it and showing pics of her newly purchased flying epic mount. Of course it was filled with a lot of rubbing-it-in-your-face-shit and ended with these words for all her critics:

So talk all the trash you want, I got MY flying epic mount AND I got laid which is more than most of you failures can ever hope for.



I wonder what I could get for some pre-BC BOE purples I've got collecting dust in the bank?

 

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HarManic

HarManic

Urbana, IL
March 2005

APR 14, 2007 08:36 PM

I want to make fun of this, but then I remember how long it's been since I've gotten laid.

SonOfAPunk

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC
January 2006

APR 14, 2007 08:56 PM

World Of Warcraft = Social Suicide.

Nothing new.

I don't play WoW for the same reasons I don't try heroin.

That's all there is to it.

punk

punk

Phoenix, AZ
January 2004

APR 14, 2007 09:51 PM

Roethke said:

punk said:

fountainofdreams said:

punk said:
I wonder if there will be any real life legal ramifications for her actions.



i doubt it, despite people selling gold, such actions are technically against the contract of the game. There really can't be a market value decided on sex. As far as the government is concerned, she had sex with a guy and the guy gave her ingame money.



Since WoW gold has a real-life exchange rate (in this case 5K amounts to $639.45), I bet you could argue it in court. Plus, there have been rumblings from the IRS about taxing virtual property/assets - pretty lame in my opinion, but that's the IRS for you.



Pretty sure you couldn't. Despite the "exchange rate," it's still a matter of virtual, not real, money, and is thus unrecognized as property of any value.



I summon Subrosa, Sacred Law Genius!

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

APR 14, 2007 10:10 PM

punk said:

Roethke said:

punk said:

fountainofdreams said:

punk said:
I wonder if there will be any real life legal ramifications for her actions.



i doubt it, despite people selling gold, such actions are technically against the contract of the game. There really can't be a market value decided on sex. As far as the government is concerned, she had sex with a guy and the guy gave her ingame money.



Since WoW gold has a real-life exchange rate (in this case 5K amounts to $639.45), I bet you could argue it in court. Plus, there have been rumblings from the IRS about taxing virtual property/assets - pretty lame in my opinion, but that's the IRS for you.



Pretty sure you couldn't. Despite the "exchange rate," it's still a matter of virtual, not real, money, and is thus unrecognized as property of any value.



I summon Subrosa, Sacred Law Genius!



I think there's a light you are supposed to flash in the sky or a chant to say about " billable hours" or something.

Domo_Kun

Domo_Kun

Rockford, IL
March 2005

APR 14, 2007 11:04 PM

BadSquire said:

hadees said:
So paying for sex is illegal but how about bartering?



Bartering for sex is also prostitution. Prostitution constitutes performing sexual acts with someone in return for "consideration". Where considertaion can be anything tangible.

So the real question is...Is an "Epic Mount" in a virtual/computer generated environment tangible?



Anything of value?

Could that include food, alcohol, drugs, jewelry, a place to live, or anything else?

BadSquire

BadSquire

East Providence, RI
April 2006

APR 15, 2007 12:32 AM

Anything of value?

Could that include food, alcohol, drugs, jewelry, a place to live, or anything else?



By strict legal definition yes, it does.

JayBugg

JayBugg

Reisterstown, MD
February 2006

APR 15, 2007 02:52 AM

Well hell, I will have sex with a chick is she buys me an epic mount.

I am on Stormrage and Lothar servers biggrin

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

APR 15, 2007 03:03 AM

JayBugg said:
Well hell, I will have sex with a chick is she buys me an epic mount.

I am on Stormrage and Lothar servers biggrin



The realities of supply and demand are not in your favor tongue

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

APR 15, 2007 04:02 AM

RudieCantFail said:

JayBugg said:
Well hell, I will have sex with a chick is she buys me an epic mount.

I am on Stormrage and Lothar servers biggrin



The realities of supply and demand are not in your favor tongue



Now is that the supply of women on WoW at ALL, or just those that would want to have sex with him tongue

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

APR 15, 2007 04:07 AM

MschfMayhemSoap said:

RudieCantFail said:

JayBugg said:
Well hell, I will have sex with a chick is she buys me an epic mount.

I am on Stormrage and Lothar servers biggrin



The realities of supply and demand are not in your favor tongue



Now is that the supply of women on WoW at ALL, or just those that would want to have sex with him tongue



Supply of male WoW players with 5000g, and deprived of sex enough to trade it = high.

Supply of female WoW players with 5000g, and deprived of sex enough to trade it = almost nill.

pogarita

pogarita

Houston, TX
March 2007

APR 15, 2007 04:40 AM

burtlo said:
It's not outside of the realm of possibilities, but I've still got my money on this being a hoax.

In the immortal words of those guys that don't believe girls play on the internet: I NEED PIX, OR IT ISN'T REAL!!!!11eleven11!! smile



yeah I'm with burtlo : PICS OR SHENS!!111eleventyone11!

Domo_Kun

Domo_Kun

Rockford, IL
March 2005

APR 15, 2007 05:51 AM

BadSquire said:

Anything of value?

Could that include food, alcohol, drugs, jewelry, a place to live, or anything else?



By strict legal definition yes, it does.



So... Most women I know are whores. Hell, going by that strict legal definition, I'm a man-whore because, in my last relationship, I let the girl I was seeing pick up the tab on most things (actually, we would fight about it, and she would win by threatening to go all diesel dyke on me).

Netherchorus

Netherchorus

Kearney, NE
August 2006

APR 15, 2007 06:07 AM

Wow what a great laugh to start the day. I have been staying out of the game for awhile, so this is the first time I have seen this story.

Rush

Rush

Brooklyn, NY
June 2005

APR 15, 2007 08:10 AM

RudieCantFail said:

MschfMayhemSoap said:

RudieCantFail said:

JayBugg said:
Well hell, I will have sex with a chick is she buys me an epic mount.

I am on Stormrage and Lothar servers biggrin



The realities of supply and demand are not in your favor tongue



Now is that the supply of women on WoW at ALL, or just those that would want to have sex with him tongue



Supply of male WoW players with 5000g, and deprived of sex enough to trade it = high.

Supply of female WoW players with 5000g, and deprived of sex enough to trade it = almost nill.


Well you have to open it up to guys/groups/anal if you want to be taken seriously.

cspeedball

cspeedball

I'm lost
July 2003

APR 15, 2007 08:32 AM

I would go anal and maybe groups, but i ain't doin no guys, that's just wrong! tongue

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