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  • WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 14 2007 6:00 PM

Women Gamers Love to Bone

Submitted by Posh

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Women gamers, DS Lite, PSP, sex



I mean, I know I do! According to Gametart, the UK's largest online game rental company, women who play games have more sex. Throughout January, a survey was administered to visitors to see how the recent availability of more girl-centric video games has affected gamers' sex lives across the UK.

Of our sample of 200 women, those who played video games on average had sex 4.3 times a week while those who didn’t play games only had sex just 3.2 times a week.

Perhaps even more promising for gamers is the fact that many of the women that we interviewed who have only recently started playing games said that they now have sex more often than before.


So fellas, before you wander into that Hallmark store, and pick up one of those terrible stuffed animals we actually hate, and will likely burn when things go sour, consider the affects of getting your special lady a DS Lite, or if you've got loads of money and a bit of luck, how about a Wii? Think of the possibilities! Strip Bowling, Strip Mario Kart, Naked Boxing? Think of the bouncing breasts! And more importantly, think of all that bonding that'll go down... along with other things.

[source: Games Press]

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SUICIDEGIRL

USA

FEB 15, 2007 11:13 PM

games make me excited

dragonatthegate

dragonatthegate

Cedar Park, TX
June 2006

FEB 16, 2007 11:24 PM

BS. My wife will play Warcraft for 6-8 hours straight, but I call it a good year if she puts-out more than 10 times.

JesuBleeding

JesuBleeding

Brunswick, OH
February 2007

FEB 17, 2007 06:59 AM

In my experience... wait, I'm inexperienced with girl gamers... don't know any. Damn.

Posh

Posh

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 17, 2007 07:09 AM

dragonatthegate said:
BS. My wife will play Warcraft for 6-8 hours straight, but I call it a good year if she puts-out more than 10 times.



Dude, you're 25, married, and you only get it on 10 times a year if that? What the hell are you doing?!

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

FEB 17, 2007 07:14 AM

Posh said:

dragonatthegate said:
BS. My wife will play Warcraft for 6-8 hours straight, but I call it a good year if she puts-out more than 10 times.



Dude, you're 25, married, and you only get it on 10 times a year if that? What the hell are you doing?!



Ah, WoW destroys another relationship.

dragonatthegate

dragonatthegate

Cedar Park, TX
June 2006

FEB 17, 2007 10:26 AM

Posh said:

dragonatthegate said:
BS. My wife will play Warcraft for 6-8 hours straight, but I call it a good year if she puts-out more than 10 times.



Dude, you're 25, married, and you only get it on 10 times a year if that? What the hell are you doing?!



I wish I knew. She's just not into it.

Oren

Oren

United Kingdom
January 2006

FEB 19, 2007 02:36 PM

dragonatthegate said:

Posh said:

dragonatthegate said:
BS. My wife will play Warcraft for 6-8 hours straight, but I call it a good year if she puts-out more than 10 times.



Dude, you're 25, married, and you only get it on 10 times a year if that? What the hell are you doing?!



I wish I knew. She's just not into it.



mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

FEB 19, 2007 05:12 PM

dragonatthegate said:
BS. My wife will play Warcraft for 6-8 hours straight, but I call it a good year if she puts-out more than 10 times.



At least your wife is a gamer. Mine plays bullshit Pogo games and I get it about as often as you do. To be fair, she has some medical issues, but it does suck.

Metaverse

Metaverse

USA
March 2005

FEB 19, 2007 09:23 PM

Last 4 women I've been with were all gamers. Two of them wanted it all the time, I of course was happy to oblige, once I hit a save point.

noirkiss3

noirkiss3

Minneapolis, MN
April 2006

FEB 21, 2007 06:20 PM

be_elzebe

be_elzebe

China
May 2006

FEB 21, 2007 06:59 PM

Drake said:
I don't have a Wii, but I would by lying if I said I've never played "Strip Magic: the Gathering."



Wasn't that going to be your next set theme?


please?

noirkiss3

noirkiss3

Minneapolis, MN
April 2006

FEB 21, 2007 10:23 PM

noirkiss3 said:



WTF
how did the original pic switch?

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

FEB 22, 2007 01:08 AM

Mobygames (and a lot of other sites) have anti-leech measures that prevent you from directly linking to the image. (It uses their bandwidth but doesn't get their site any eyes.)

NathanialBlood

NathanialBlood

United Kingdom
August 2006

FEB 22, 2007 01:42 AM

Drake said:
I don't have a Wii, but I would by lying if I said I've never played "Strip Magic: the Gathering."



Is it every time you lose life points of every time you lose that you strip? Does gaining life mean you get dressed again?
blush

Dunn3rd

Dunn3rd

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

FEB 27, 2007 08:14 PM

Inamourada_Flux said:

dragonatthegate said:

Posh said:

dragonatthegate said:
BS. My wife will play Warcraft for 6-8 hours straight, but I call it a good year if she puts-out more than 10 times.



Dude, you're 25, married, and you only get it on 10 times a year if that? What the hell are you doing?!



I wish I knew. She's just not into it.





One that has no life....

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