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  • WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 14 2007 6:00 PM

Women Gamers Love to Bone



I mean, I know I do! According to Gametart, the UK's largest online game rental company, women who play games have more sex. Throughout January, a survey was administered to visitors to see how the recent availability of more girl-centric video games has affected gamers' sex lives across the UK.

Of our sample of 200 women, those who played video games on average had sex 4.3 times a week while those who didn’t play games only had sex just 3.2 times a week.

Perhaps even more promising for gamers is the fact that many of the women that we interviewed who have only recently started playing games said that they now have sex more often than before.


So fellas, before you wander into that Hallmark store, and pick up one of those terrible stuffed animals we actually hate, and will likely burn when things go sour, consider the affects of getting your special lady a DS Lite, or if you've got loads of money and a bit of luck, how about a Wii? Think of the possibilities! Strip Bowling, Strip Mario Kart, Naked Boxing? Think of the bouncing breasts! And more importantly, think of all that bonding that'll go down... along with other things.

[source: Games Press]

 

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attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

FEB 14, 2007 11:49 PM

oh noes, another thing girls like that I cant do well!

Posh

Posh

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 15, 2007 01:09 AM

d20 said:
it's a scientifically proven fact that drunken Mario Party leads to scintillating shenanigans.



That wasn't the night of Strip errr D20s.. Was it?!

Maybe someone needs to make a Pocket Sex Games for the Wii Guide. You know, of the uncreative, and those lacking innovation.

zoophagous

zoophagous

USA
November 2006

FEB 15, 2007 01:17 AM

Interesting.....I don't game, but I play guitar....and now that you mention it I do have an unexplainable attraction to women that play an instrument.....
I also think that haveing that commonality alows me to be more 'creative' sooner wink

Thats my cent & a 1/2 worth.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

I'm lost
January 2006

FEB 15, 2007 02:34 AM

Kleio said:
What was that line from Revenge of the Nerds?

"All jocks think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex."

Mmm... nerdsex...



smile

My girl would quote that line to her 'friends' whenever they questioned why she was dating me.

DarkFact

DarkFact

Livermore, CA
August 2006

FEB 15, 2007 02:36 AM

Heh, I can certainly attest to the truth in this. The last girl I was involved with was a hardcore gaming gal and she was pretty hardcore when it came to sex as well...
I remember we would even go so far as to do it a lot of times, while specifically listening to the music of Soul Calibur II - a game we loved to play against each other and that served as great fore-play.

Priest_

Priest_

USA
January 2007

FEB 15, 2007 04:19 AM

Sometimes things like this make me wonder if perhaps women who like video games may have a slightly higher testosterone level than other women. Perhaps it increases their competitive drive or makes them more "male" such that they enjoy video games. It'd make sense that it would also increase their sex drive.

Not that I know anything, I'm just wondering. It always makes me curious.

CrazyJadles

CrazyJadles

Australia
December 2006

FEB 15, 2007 07:24 AM

I agree! I like sex a whole lot more after gaming.. it gets you into anime.. which leads to hentai.. which is fucking HOT!

Gaming is good.. its great! I love meeting new geeky boys to play with winkwink

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

FEB 15, 2007 07:56 AM

Gillionaire said:
Yeah, after all, the Wii remote has vibration functions. It's like it was planned from the start.



Eh, they're just ripping off Sega.

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

FEB 15, 2007 08:49 AM

Posh said:

d20 said:
it's a scientifically proven fact that drunken Mario Party leads to scintillating shenanigans.



That wasn't the night of Strip errr D20s.. Was it?!

Maybe someone needs to make a Pocket Sex Games for the Wii Guide. You know, of the uncreative, and those lacking innovation.



i think strip d20's was directly before the drinking + religious anti-drug board game night. drunken mario party was on the drunken you-got-your-ass-whipped-at-mario-kart night.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

FEB 15, 2007 08:58 AM

Gamer girls are sluts. Bungggg!

zoom image

MadamUK

MadamUK

HOPEFUL

United Kingdom

FEB 15, 2007 10:20 AM

HERE HERE!

< World of warcraft geek

biggrin

Gillionaire

Gillionaire

Manchester, NH
February 2007

FEB 15, 2007 02:05 PM

Uncognitive said:

Gillionaire said:
Yeah, after all, the Wii remote has vibration functions. It's like it was planned from the start.



Eh, they're just ripping off Sega.



Ah yes, the Rez Vibrator. Difference is, those wiimotes will actually be available for purchase, making them a much more attractive alternative.

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

FEB 15, 2007 03:06 PM

DarkFact said:

I remember we would even go so far as to do it a lot of times, while specifically listening to the music of Soul Calibur II - a game we loved to play against each other and that served as great fore-play.



Hot..

CrazyJadles said:
I agree! I like sex a whole lot more after gaming.. winkwink



Oh yeah. One of my top five sex moments came after some intense co-op Halo.

Oren

Oren

United Kingdom
January 2006

FEB 15, 2007 04:42 PM

I've been a girl gamer ever since my NES. I KNEW there was a reason for my high sex drive.

Drake

Drake

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

FEB 15, 2007 09:16 PM

I don't have a Wii, but I would by lying if I said I've never played "Strip Magic: the Gathering."

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