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  • WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 14 2007 6:00 PM

Women Gamers Love to Bone

Submitted by Posh

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Women gamers, DS Lite, PSP, sex



I mean, I know I do! According to Gametart, the UK's largest online game rental company, women who play games have more sex. Throughout January, a survey was administered to visitors to see how the recent availability of more girl-centric video games has affected gamers' sex lives across the UK.

Of our sample of 200 women, those who played video games on average had sex 4.3 times a week while those who didn’t play games only had sex just 3.2 times a week.

Perhaps even more promising for gamers is the fact that many of the women that we interviewed who have only recently started playing games said that they now have sex more often than before.


So fellas, before you wander into that Hallmark store, and pick up one of those terrible stuffed animals we actually hate, and will likely burn when things go sour, consider the affects of getting your special lady a DS Lite, or if you've got loads of money and a bit of luck, how about a Wii? Think of the possibilities! Strip Bowling, Strip Mario Kart, Naked Boxing? Think of the bouncing breasts! And more importantly, think of all that bonding that'll go down... along with other things.

[source: Games Press]

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son_of_a_duck

son_of_a_duck

I'm lost
June 2006

FEB 14, 2007 07:22 PM

I imagine the margin of error on those numbers makes the difference almost nonexistent but who cares. My girlfriend is actually more of a geek than I am and she's totally hot.

If there is a real difference maybe it's because girls that play games hang out more with guys, leading to more opportunities.

Flawedhero

Flawedhero

Suwanee, GA
October 2006

FEB 14, 2007 07:33 PM

jonze said:

Gillionaire said:
Because guys totally want to bang the hot girl who likes games. It's true, a sure fire way into a man's pants is to actually enjoy his nerd hobbies. Of course, you do have to worry if your gaming enjoyment gets too public, because us lonely geeks will mob you. And not all of us smell nice.



Yep, nothing quite like a chick that'll read comics with me. And Strip Wii would be lots o' fun.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpB9BpeGJGw

^^ Like this?

Este

Este

Tucson, AZ
October 2005

FEB 14, 2007 07:43 PM

Women Boners Like To Game.

Wait, that doesn't work.

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

FEB 14, 2007 07:57 PM

What was that line from Revenge of the Nerds?

"All jocks think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex."

Mmm... nerdsex...

TwoToner

TwoToner

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

FEB 14, 2007 08:17 PM

Break out the sliderules!

ARRR!!!

sevenblades

sevenblades

East York, ON
January 2007

FEB 14, 2007 08:20 PM

*Has totally played strip NES*

AndrewRyan

AndrewRyan

Lebanon, OH
February 2007

FEB 14, 2007 08:28 PM

Sounds pretty accurate from what I've seen in life so far. haha

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

FEB 14, 2007 08:31 PM

I've never met any gamer girls, so I can't tell you. Catholic girls however, just to reinforce the stereotype.

catdad

catdad

Portland, OR
August 2002

FEB 14, 2007 08:49 PM

So, to have sex every day of the week, I should have one of each?

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

FEB 14, 2007 08:57 PM

catdad said:
So, to have sex every day of the week, I should have one of each?


Yes, or a Catholic school gamer girl. I'm sure they're some out there.

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

FEB 14, 2007 09:07 PM

emotedcreations said:

catdad said:
So, to have sex every day of the week, I should have one of each?


Yes, or a Catholic school gamer girl. I'm sure they're some out there.



That's essentially what I'm torn up over at the moment. A catholic school girl gamer. Well ex-catholic school girl gamer. And perhaps not suprisingly she lived up to the expectations your suggestion creates.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

FEB 14, 2007 09:08 PM

One could only hope.

-TM

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

FEB 14, 2007 09:14 PM

Vestril said:

emotedcreations said:

catdad said:
So, to have sex every day of the week, I should have one of each?


Yes, or a Catholic school gamer girl. I'm sure they're some out there.



That's essentially what I'm torn up over at the moment. A catholic school girl gamer. Well ex-catholic school girl gamer. And perhaps not suprisingly she lived up to the expectations your suggestion creates.


Dammit Vestril, I might just have to de-friend you out of absurd jealousy!

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

FEB 14, 2007 11:39 PM

I would think that girls who've already broken out of the social stereotyping that "Girls don't play games" should have no problem breaking past "Girls don't like sex" and get right on with the ground-pound.

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

FEB 14, 2007 11:39 PM

nix

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