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  • WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 7 2007 12:00 PM

Wil Wheaton's Geek in Review: Pac-Man Fever

I was born in 1972, and came of age in the 1980s, which means that I am of the video game generation. Though my family started with the Odyssey2 before moving to the Atari 2600 and Atari 400 (membrane keyboards FTW!) much of my gaming took place in various arcades, or local businesses — pizza parlors, drug stores, bowling alleys, liquor stores and even a head shop — and they played such an important role in my life, I still have all kinds of very clear and powerful memories associated with certain games and the places I played them. It's good that I do, because arcades in America are vanishing like rainforests.

Come with me, for a moment, back to the days when a quarter really meant something, and take a look at some of those games and places . . .

Donkey Kong will forever be associated with Verdugo Bowling Alley in La Crescenta, because that's where I first saw it. In fact, I thought it was some weird bowling game because the barrells on level one look like bowling balls, if you're nine years old and in a bowling alley. Donkey Kong Junior, on the other hand, will always remind me of my Aunt Val's house, where my cousin Jack's outrageously rich absentee father had actually bought him a stand up Nintendo cabinet of his own.

Another Nintendo staple, Punch Out!!, takes me back to Malibu Grand Prix, a Southern California staple in the pre-lawsuit-as-lottery '80s where adults could race cars around a twisty track while their kids played mini golf outside or tons of video games inside. I was never any good at Punch Out!!, but for some reason when I played it at Malibu Grand Prix in Northridge, I could make it all the way to Bald Bull, which isn't particularly impressive if you didn't suck at it, but still makes me feel like I accomplished something. One time, I even knocked him down once before he turned me into moosh.

Centipede will always be tied to the smell of mojo potatoes and the din of some sporting event I didn't care about on a projection television at Shakeys Pizza in Tujunga, where this young couple in their 20s with really awesome '70s hair that was beginning to turn into unfortunate '80s hair let me play their last man at the cocktail version because their pizza was ready.

Ms. Pac-Man will always be associated with the head shop in Sunland, where I got to the pretzel level the first time I ever played the game while my mom was, uh, shopping, in that area behind the saloon doors that was just for grown-ups.

Super Pac-Man, Defender, Gyruss, and Mouse Trap drop me through the worm hole into Sunland Discount Variety, a sort of family-run grocery and hardware store that pre-dates minimarts. I can close my eyes right now, and hear the old mechanical cash register and whirring Slush Puppy machine (ten pumps of syrup, please.) I can feel the cool dusty linoleum tiles beneath my bare feet when I stopped on my way back home from the community pool over several childhood summers, the chlorine burning my eyes and lungs, always afraid that the old Chinese man who worked there wouldn't accept my soaking wet dollar bills from my soaking wet pocket, or would enforce the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy announced on the front door.

Crystal Castles, Demolition Derby (did anyone ever get to see more of that girl between levels?), and Journey conjure up images of a Bally's Alladin's Castle at the mall in Eugene, Oregon, during the filming of Stand By Me, where my mom took me on my days off. Burger Time and Tutankham will always remind me of the smell of chlorine and concrete from the basement-level pool at the Eugene Hilton where we lived that summer. Lunar Lander reminds me of this Holiday Inn in Redding, California, where we stayed during the filming of Stand By Me's train trestle sequence. It was another indoor pool, but this one had a tropical theme with a giant waterfall, and if you didn't mind a mild electric shock, holding your wet hand over the coin slots gave you free credits.

I really miss those days when Chuck E. Cheese's had more than an assortment of ticket-dispensing coin suckers, I could find arcade games wherever I went, and every mall worth visiting had both a video arcade and an ice skating rink. But the video arcade's days were numbered as soon as home computers and console systems started to catch up to their arcade counterparts. Sadly, in their efforts to keep quarters flowing, I believe arcade owners and video game manufacturers hastened their own demise.

Though the great Home Video Game Crash is widely accepted to have happened in 1983, It was in the early '90s that arcades started to really fall apart, as unique games like Tempest, Robotron, Tapper and Gorf were steadily replaced by games that were all essentially derivative of Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat. While it took entirely different skills to beat Vanguard than it took to beat Crazy Climber than it took to beat Galaxian than it took to beat Dragon's Lair, a fighting game was a fighting game was a fighting game. Jump and leg sweep, mash the buttons, and repeat. Oh! A fatality. Awesome.

In my local arcade, which was called The Enterprise (no relation) and then The Cone Factory (when waffle cones ruled the world around 1985) it started when the sit-down Spy Hunter and Mach 3 were pulled out and replaced with two identical Mortal Kombat machines. Don't get me wrong; those games were fun and I'll still drop the occasional quarter into MKII and see how far I can get, but did we really need an arcade full of them? Where's my Bump-n-Jump? Where's my Wizard of Wor? And who let the damn dogs out? Who? Who? Who?!

As arcades became neglected and the games all blurred together into a beige collection of copycats, home consoles and PCs outpaced their cabinet cousins, and I had a hard time coming up with a good reason to even bother leaving the house. Who wants to go spend a dollar a minute on some fighting game when you can spend forty dollars once for a hundred hours of well-developed story and characters you can get emotionally attached to right at home? I'm bored out of my mind with FPS games now, but when they came out, Doom and Quake were new, and different, and fun. After I grew tired of them, I moved on to RPGs like Fallout 2 and Planescape: Torment, and I didn't miss the arcade experience at all; by the time Vice City came along, quarters were, for the first time in a decade, primarily used in parking meters.

But in the back of my mind, and on long lonely drives where a melancholy saxophone solo seemed to come out of nowhere to accompany me, I'd think about Tron, and Star Castle, and Mr. Do! and Zaxxon. I'd hear the jukebox playing Journey and Judas Priest and Asia and Van Halen. I'd smell the waffle cones and feel the quarters heavily banging against my thigh as they weighed down the pocket of my two-toned corduroy OP shorts, and I wouldn't miss the games as much as I'd miss the places where I played them.

If you're a Generation Xer like me, odds are you have at least one specific arcade you can recall, where you probably spent your weight in quarters every summer. Don't you miss it? Sure, it's fun to play games like Guitar Hero, and the computing power in one Xbox 360 probably exceeds the total computing power of everything combined in Captain Video circa 1982, but wouldn't it be great to walk into a real arcade and choose from thirty or forty different games, all of them unique?

I think the current generation of gamers, though they have access to more actual players than we did, are really missing out on the social and community aspect of the video arcade. Where I would spend my time haunting Discount Variety or the 7-11 with Super Mario Brothers and Gyruss, (and occasionally taking a trip to the Pac Man arcade in Pasadena, a video game Shangrila for those of us who grew up in Sunland/Tujunga) my kids and their friends just play online, and never even see the people they're playing with.

My kids' generation, with their online gaming and its associated sense of anonymity and unaccountability, aren't getting the same social workout that we all got when we were kids. When I played a two player game against another kid and I beat him, if I taunted him mercilessly and made explicit references to his mother's sex life and my role in it, he would have justifiably kicked the everliving shit out of me; so I learned that it was always a good idea to be gracious in victory and defeat. Contrast that with the foul and profane behavior exhibited in today's online gaming worlds, by players who are old enough to know better, or young enough not to care. It takes a lot of fun out of the gaming experience, and eventually results in something out of Lord of the Flies. This type of anti-social behavior spills over onto online communities and has been the subject of funny-because-it's-true comics by Penny Arcade and xkcd.

Yes, arcades were dark and loud and smelled funny, and they probably confused our parents the same way MySpace confuses me, but they were real places where we could escape into countless different worlds, and challenge our friends (and the occasional stranger) for nothing more important than getting our initials on the high score list (it's strange how so many of us had the initials ASS, XXX and SEX isn't it?) Because they were real places, staffed by real people, we had to conduct ourselves with a certain amount of respect, because there weren't rotating proxies and anonymous gamer tags to hide behind. It wasn't about spawn camping or kill-stealing or chat flooding or any of the other childish bullshit that makes so many online games and communities barely tolerable; it was about the interaction with our friends and the challenge these different games presented to us. I'm pretty sure it was about the fun, too.

I know I'm not the first parent to hit his mid-thirties and start demanding that the damn kids get off his lawn — I'm sure my parents were sad as drive-ins were torn down to make way for strip malls, and I'm sure they complained that we were playing in video arcades instead of riding bikes, and watching video tapes instead of going to the movies. I'm sure that my kids will one day complain that my grandkids immerse themselves alone in the holodeck rather than killing boars in the forest or charging into battle with Leeroy Jenkins.

But I do believe that this moment in time is unique, because video arcades are closing all over the place, and this enormously important part of my generation's coming of age will probably be gone forever, unless some billionaire (I'm looking at you, Mark Cuban) decides to open a chain of truly classic 1980s video arcades, complete with Journey and Rush on the jukebox, and dispensers that give us five tokens for a dollar. Hey, there was a resurgence of '50s diners in the '80s, so why not a resurgence of classic '80s arcades in the new millennium? Hell, it could even be a place where the damn kids today and curmudgeons like me could find some common ground.

I call first on Defender.

Wil Wheaton has Pac-Man fever, and the only prescription is more tokens.

 

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Danger_Diabolik

Danger_Diabolik

Tucson, AZ
September 2006

FEB 07, 2007 10:57 PM

Great article! I haven't tripped down memory lane like that in a very long time!

Sit-down Mach 3! I think that was my favorite. At the Gold Mine Arcade at El Con Mall. I can't begin to imagine how many dozens (hundreds?) of dollars I plunked down in that game.

I also remember that when Dragon's Lair first came out there were always HUGE lines of people waiting their turn to play. When I finally got a chance to play I was so nervous about the giant crowd watching me that I was visibly shaking. Naturally, I lasted all of 1 minute before I failed miserably.

Amitiel

Amitiel

USA
October 2006

FEB 07, 2007 11:18 PM

WilWheaton said:

Amitiel said:
1984/85- Playing Tron at the Disneyland "Starcade" during the summers. (Disneyland was super cheap to go to for locals back then).

My best friend and I had APs all the way back in 1987 or 1988, and we went there every weekend for at least three years, mostly just to hang out at that arcade.

It makes me so sad that the upper level is a storage room now, and the bottom level is filled with -- big surprise -- DDR and button-mashing games.



Did you ever play air hockey there back in the day? My friends and I used to play it til our arms hurt! ;-)

guerillasphere

guerillasphere

San Francisco, CA
March 2006

FEB 07, 2007 11:53 PM

Nice piece from a fellow 1972 cat. Especially since I filled out the video game category on my SG Top 10 a few weeks ago with Joust and Karate Champ. I monopolized those games at my local arcade, 'The Underground' which had a sign that was literally the London Underground logo. Blatant copyright infringement by the owners, but I alone probably gave them enough quarters to fight any legal troubles ... so that I could fight my way to the Pterodactyl Wave in Joust, and learn indispensible life lessons from Karate Champ, like: when you get to the high levels, forget the elaborate Foot Sweeps or Back-Round Kicks. Just keep it simple with the Front Kick and you'll keep advancing...

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

FEB 07, 2007 11:56 PM

Great article.

One word: Joust. I just started playing it on my 360 yesterday and am practically weeping in my office. I was the fucking master of that game. I used to play it at Foster Freeze in San Rafael, ca and would have to knock cockroaches off the game while I played. I can only believe that added to my skill level.

LuminousDharma

LuminousDharma

Tracy, CA
November 2005

FEB 08, 2007 12:42 AM

Oi Wil, you sing to my heart! I am die-hard arcader (though a different generation).
Cause Samurai Showdown wasn't the same when it hit home consoles. The beeping, and buzzing, and dinging... music of my soul. Every time I hold a handful of quarters I giggle with joy.
Goodbye Metal Slug, 1942, Alien vs Predator, X-men (the original arcade game), Darkstalkers, Die Hard, Dungeons and Dragons: Tower of Doom, Rampage (the original), The Simpsons, Strikers 1945, Super Battletoads, Primal Rage is still the shit, and mutha fuckin TIME KILLERS!
And to all the other I have missed. Maybe I shall be rich myself one day...

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

FEB 08, 2007 01:49 AM

FearTheReaper said:
Great article.

One word: Joust. I just started playing it on my 360 yesterday and am practically weeping in my office. I was the fucking master of that game. I used to play it at Foster Freeze in San Rafael, ca and would have to knock cockroaches off the game while I played. I can only believe that added to my skill level.



I used to rock the shit out of Joust in the little arcade section of our local independent $2 movie theater. Appropriately, the last movie to play there was Flatliners, long after Joust had been replaced with Street Fighter.

The first place I remember playing video games was at Straw Hat Pizza in Orange, where they had Battlezone and Tempest. Battlezone was mindblowing because it used a scope (!!!). Later they got Galaga, and I was hooked. I've probably spent a cumulative total of at least several months of my life playing Galaga.

Super Mario Brothers, Time Soldiers and Twin Cobra will always be inextricably tied to Cactus Cooler and the little convenience store I spent a few years in when I was a paperboy, dumping most of my tip money into the games that rotated in and out of that place (the tip money I didn't spend on Cactus Cooler, that is). I never owned a Nintendo (NES), or for that matter any console between the Intellivision and PS2, but I played a lot of NES games at that little shop, along with other games of that era.

Satellite Market, a supermarket near my paper route, had Bubble Bobble. That place is an antique mall now.

Chapman College (now Chapman University), near where I grew up had Galaga 88, which I always thought was far inferior to Galaga, in the cafeteria. That was near my paper route too, so I spent a good bit of time there.

The_Happy_Pig

The_Happy_Pig

United Kingdom
December 2004

FEB 08, 2007 02:20 AM

I went to the Game on exhibition in London a few weeks back. It was no small surprise that the largest group of people were clustered round the arcade machines, each person trying to crane their heads to view the screen and give encouragement and advice to the player.

Made me think back to being a kid and spending all my free time in the small room above the 'Star Track' video rental shop. It housed about 8 machines, but always had about 20 kids crammed into it. I remember the thrill of excitement and kudos as I notched up the highest ever score on 1942 in front of a crowd of my peers.

Although now a PC gamer, and my favourite gaming genre being RTS, I do miss the aspect of arcade gaming that meant it was a spectator sport.

Weso

Weso

Santa Cruz, CA
July 2002

FEB 08, 2007 09:22 AM

There's always the Boardwalk Arcade here in Santa Cruz. Then there are the Dave and Buster's type places. I've been finding more arcade games in bars, if you can believe it.Crazy good times behind the ghostly glow of cabinet arcarde game. Great article man. I call next game.

Blyddyn

Blyddyn

Germany
June 2005

FEB 08, 2007 10:03 AM

Bloody hell, This takes me back..... I'm a little older, and I remember the days of Space Invaders, Asteroids and Galaxian. One of the pubs in the town I used to live in, (this was 1980,) had Galaxian on one of those game tables.... Many a happy hour was spent witha mate or two, a few pints and a load of 10p pieces. Happy days

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

FEB 08, 2007 10:04 AM

Wil, I just want you to know that you're responsible for Bean staying up all night playing these games and not being able to get out of bed this morning to go to work on time.


tongue

WilWheaton

WilWheaton

Los Angeles, CA
June 2005

FEB 08, 2007 05:04 PM

Shalome said:
Wil, I just want you to know that you're responsible for Bean staying up all night playing these games and not being able to get out of bed this morning to go to work on time.


tongue



Mission.

Accomplished.

rstevens

rstevens

Easthampton, MA
January 2005

FEB 08, 2007 05:19 PM

Damn right, brother. Speak the truth!

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

FEB 08, 2007 05:59 PM

man, I probably spent hundreds of dollars in those mid- to late-90's arcades you so casually dismiss. it was the old games like centipede and asteroid that all looked the same to me. did qbert or pac man tell an epic story? sure, the old games were fun at the time, but even as late as 1998 I could blow a paycheck playing soul caliber or crazy taxi. maybe it was the arcade experience itself that lost its thrill as you grew older.

handsome_rob

handsome_rob

Burlington, IA
May 2004

FEB 08, 2007 10:57 PM

sadly, i came of age a wee bit later, but still remember the atari days and playing original mario bros. in a bowling alley.

when i started getting good at games was when MKII was on home systems but the local arcade still had both MK and MKII machines for one token. it was around this time i learned the kintaro fatality for shang tsung.

i never was good at street fighter, though i studied the animaitons in art class for a very long time, as well as for MKII.

my coming of age in an arcade was just before college, when a good friend had landed an assistant manager at the local bally's aladdin's castle. he taught me techniques at tekken 3 i had never dreamed could work. but i never forgot the classics and played them often with my free credits.

even though i was an arcade junkie in the time crisis and soul edge era, i still long for the old days, at least in my mind, of smb 1-3, gumshoe and playing nintendo at the neighbor girl's house because my parents never bought me a nintendo. every game still holds a memory for me and a place, whether at the neighbor's, the arcade, or the showbiz pizza an hour away in davenport on my birthdays.

sadly, my local arcade downsized the attendants a year ago in favor of an unattended store location with no repar crew or redemption center. i seldom go by anymore, since galaga is the only good old game they have, and i was never that good at galaga.

but there are always emulators if i need that old-school fix without leaving the house at 1am.

Mrs_Misha

Mrs_Misha

Los Angeles, CA
September 2003

FEB 09, 2007 10:33 AM

I grew up with a Tempest acarde game in my home. so I didn't spend as much time as my friends in arcades. But as an adult I have found places like GameStop and Dave and Busters. No they aren't quite like the old days, but I like to drink in the arcade now so both of these fit the bill.

There is one true arcade I go to here in LA. It's in a mini mall in Little Toyoko. My favoriter game there is one in Japanese that I just bang away at some drums and have a ball.

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