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  • WEDNESDAY JANUARY 3 2007 12:00 PM

Wil Wheaton's Geek in Review: Time Enough At Last

Last night, my wife and I drove past a store that repaired vacuums, sewing machines, and typewriters.

"Typewriters?" I said. "Does anyone still use a typewriter? Can you imagine how long it must take to get any real work done on a typewriter?"

As quickly as the words left my mouth, I imagined how great it must be to tell your boss (or, in my case, editor), "Sorry, my typewriter is in the shop so I need a few more days to spend on this story."

Around the middle of November, my friends and family started asking me what I wanted for Christmas. Because the Nintendo Wii was sold out everywhere, I came up with something just as difficult to give me, but slightly more thought-provoking: "I'd like more time."

I look around my house, and around my life, and find it filled with various bits of high powered technology. There are computers everywhere, and I'm rarely more than a few seconds away from the Internets. According to cartoons of the 1960s, my life should be largely automated (and humorously labeled) while I work for a few hours a day, and spend the rest of my time goofing off with all my favorite toys.

Yeah. That's not exactly the way things have worked out.

I have this huge trunk in my living room that cleverly masks its true purpose by acting as a coffee table: though it's covered with remote controls and magazines, it's filled with all my geeky games. Illuminati, Frag, Diplomacy, Kill Doctor Lucky, Settlers of Catan, Munchkin, and Talisman are all in there, along with some classics like Stratego and Battleship. I put them in there, instead of out in the garage, because I wanted to always have quick and easy access to them . . . just in case.

There was once a time when I'd assemble a squadron of Space Marines, and wouldn't get up from my desk until they were all painted (and the occasional Ultramarine had his head appropriately "blown off" by a heated ice pick) but trying to find time to paint even one 40K figure now is simply out of the question; that time would be better spent doing things with my wife and kids (which, it turns out, is much more important to me than adding another missile launcher guy to my army.)

In my office, I have two book cases that are filled with graphic novels, science fiction titles, and O'Reilly books. From Hell, Absolute Dark Knight and three anticipted-but-unread volumes of Transmetropolitan are right next to the collected works of Ray Bradbury, Isaac Asimov, and too many Tor paperbacks that intrigued me enough to buy them to count. On higher shelves, all sorts of little animal faces peer out at me: Learning Perl, Programming PHP and A Big Book That Will Finally Help Wil Understand Cascading Style Sheets Which is One of the Last Things Online that Makes him Feel Stupid are all reminders that I was once a geek with copious amounts of time that I could spend visiting other worlds and teaching myself ways to do cool things on the Internets right here in my own, real world.

There was once a time when I'd spend an entire day banging away on my Website (via ssh, using vi on the server, natch) in an effort to earn it the W3C stamp of approval (yeah, that never happened.) There was even a time when I worked on writing a script that would detect your browser and display the page accordingly. This was for the seventeen people in the world who use text-based browsers. But time ran out, and honestly, why waste it trying to earn merit badges, when I can actually be, you know, writing the content that people come to the damn Website to read?

I once wanted a flying car, because . . . well, duh. It's a flying car. But then I started thinking about the realities of ownership: though I'd appreciate flying above the ever-increasing number of complete morons who think it's entirely safe and reasonable to weave across two lanes and go 40 because they're fucking text messaging someone, I'd also get to my destinations so quickly, that I'd somehow be expected to cram even more of them into a day.

I practically live on the Internets, and I support my family in ways that weren't possible before all this great technology existed. I don't have to leave my house for work if I don't want to, and for that I am deeply grateful . . . but when I don't get to spend more than an hour at a time with my kids because of my workload (which I've taken on, by the way, to provide for them) it makes me more than a little bit sad. I'd give just about anything to have more time to spend with them, but it looks like the magical time-saving technology which those cartoons of the 60s promised to deliver remains in the mysterious future.

Of course, I could be looking at this the wrong way. Maybe technology really has given us more time, but it has also made so much more stuff available to us, in the form of global online communities like we have here at SuicideGirls or Fark, social news sites like Netscape or Digg, and ever-updating subscriptions in Bloglines or NetNewsWire, that our time fills up unless we actively use technology to manage it. The problem isn't with technology, then, but with discipline. I think this is one of the principles behind Getting Things Done.

So though the holidays have passed, and I didn't get that extra time I wanted for Christmas, I can utilize another silly holiday tradition, and make a New Year's resolution to find and better manage time for myself and my family.

After work, I can turn off the cellphone, close up the laptop, check e-mail once or twice in an evening instead of once or twice an hour (maybe even not at all,) and wait until the following morning to send responses. I can block off hours in the day -- or even entire days themselves -- to spend with my wife and kids, or even by myself with one of those books (and not playing Vice City Stories on my PSP, or trying to do some whizbang bullshit with the HTML markup for my blog, just because it's there.) It's just a matter of discipline, so I own the technology, and not the other way around.

In fact, this column gives me an idea for a Sci-Fi story: what would happen if over-worked people, desperate to find some free time, took vacations in some alternate reality, where one day of vacation was actually one hour in their real world? What would the consequences of that be, and how would it affect their lives when they got back? Maybe I'll write it . . . if I can just find the time.

Wil Wheaton doesn't have time to come up with a clever byline this week.

 

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MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 03, 2007 06:37 PM

WilWheaton said:
and three anticipted-but-unread volumes of Transmetropolitan



It's bad that this is the only part of the article that alarmed me, isn't it?

redheadedleague

redheadedleague

Pinole, CA
September 2003

JAN 03, 2007 08:34 PM

You know, your column is so dead on it honestly makes me cry. And it's not easy for me to admit that.

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

JAN 03, 2007 08:45 PM

thaddeusmutton said:

spunsugar said:

the first thing that popped into my head after reading this...


The best-laid plans of mice and men - and Henry Bemis, the small man in the glasses who wanted nothing but time. Henry Bemis, now just a part of a smashed landscape, just a piece of the rubble, just a fragment of what man has deeded to himself. Mr. Henry Bemis...in the Twilight Zone.



I thought of that, but then I thought of this:





Finally! Solitude! I can read books for all eternity!
(glasses fall off)
It's not fair! IT'S NOT... Oh, well, my eyes aren't that bad. I can still read the large print books.
(eyes fall out)
IT'S NOT... Oh, well, lucky I know Braille.
(hands, tongue, and head fall off)



yep, in the same order too.

the original twilight zone episode still makes me so sad.

side note: did i just see Netscape listed before Digg? them's sword-fightin' words.

Cate

Cate

SUICIDEGIRL

Colorado, USA

JAN 03, 2007 08:58 PM

You really outta make some time for transmet.
The City<where the story takes place> has way better gagets then the Jetsons! tongue

Metaverse

Metaverse

USA
March 2005

JAN 03, 2007 09:51 PM



3,000 lives of men I have walked this earth, and now I have no time!

Pandasloth

Pandasloth

Amesbury, MA
September 2004

JAN 04, 2007 04:34 AM

What you need is a Causality Forge.... or a Time-Space Shell Provider. Of course.. i thought of something similar.. If only i had a little nook in the corner of everything where time would pass faster than the outside world, i could always get a good nights sleep, or finish any project, and have plenty of time to enjoy life... but the sad truth about such things is that you'd age far faster to every one in the real world. i suppose you'd then need some sort of Genesis stem cell wonder drug to .. age slower, live longer and reap the benifits of more time.. of course this too would be short lived for once the outside world caught wind of this development, everyone would be required to produce more, and fill up more of there time with .. work and the like. what we need are robots.... robots for the house cleaning, robots for home construction, robots for farm labor. then all of your daily needs can always be covered, and time would be ample. ... untill the Revolution of course. robot

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

JAN 04, 2007 06:22 AM

What? No mention of /b/?!
An outrage.

null

null

I'm lost
November 2002

JAN 04, 2007 07:59 AM

I'd like to think that I'm as hemorrhaging edge as anyone, but I rarely ever have the time problem. Technology is what enables me to do this. Well, technology, some discipline, the ability to multitask effectively, and a realistic expectation of all the things I can do in a given timeframe.

The TiVo can cut twenty minutes out of Futureweapons very easily. Plus, I'm already cooking dinner because the Slingbox is throwing the signal to the computer in the kitchen. I can deal with any phone calls that need making since I have the Bluetooth headset to free my hands. I'm likely also dealing with my to-do lists, sending ideas to my work phone in voicemail, and taking care of my email through one or another of my handheld devices. At the end of forty minutes, I've likely caught up on current email, done all my phone calls, scheduled anything I need, ate dinner, caught up on my Google Reader feeds (which I'll skim unless there's anything important), ripped the latest discs from Netflix to the hard drive of one computer or another (MacTheRipper is the greatest), purchased some sundries that I need online, and still paid Futureweapons the amount of attention it deserves.

After those forty minutes, I have some time to pay serious attention to something that demands my full attention.

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

JAN 04, 2007 08:50 AM

Pandasloth said:
.... or a Time-Space Shell Provider.



so in the future there'll be temporal script kiddies?

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 04, 2007 01:11 PM

null said:
*stuff*



Braggart.

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

JAN 04, 2007 01:38 PM

I FREAKING love my typewriter. I use it to type address labels for mail. My handwriting is pretty bad, and using a typewriter is so much quicker than loading labels into the printer and firing up whatever word processing software I'm using.

Adroitbeing

Adroitbeing

I'm lost
September 2003

JAN 04, 2007 03:47 PM

Pandasloth

Pandasloth

Amesbury, MA
September 2004

JAN 04, 2007 09:21 PM

d20 said:

Pandasloth said:
.... or a Time-Space Shell Provider.



so in the future there'll be temporal script kiddies?



indeed there shall!

spunsugar

spunsugar

Burnaby, BC
July 2005

JAN 04, 2007 09:26 PM

thaddeusmutton said:

spunsugar said:

the first thing that popped into my head after reading this...


The best-laid plans of mice and men - and Henry Bemis, the small man in the glasses who wanted nothing but time. Henry Bemis, now just a part of a smashed landscape, just a piece of the rubble, just a fragment of what man has deeded to himself. Mr. Henry Bemis...in the Twilight Zone.



I thought of that, but then I thought of this:





Finally! Solitude! I can read books for all eternity!
(glasses fall off)
It's not fair! IT'S NOT... Oh, well, my eyes aren't that bad. I can still read the large print books.
(eyes fall out)
IT'S NOT... Oh, well, lucky I know Braille.
(hands, tongue, and head fall off)



I was trying to find that pic too but I couldn't frown

Weso

Weso

Santa Cruz, CA
July 2002

JAN 04, 2007 10:19 PM

I really dug this article. If technology was supposed to save us time, then why am I so busy?

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