Fueled with booze and surrounded by boobs, self described “B-Level game designer” David Jaffe let loose some details on his “God of War” series recently at the Playboy Mansion. Drunkenly shooting down rumors that he has been working on part three of his series before part two is even released, Jaffe boldly admits that his PSP version was shit and ultimately scrapped to save face and cash. Jaffe’s gaffes continued tumbling out once the sauced up Sony marketing exec Jeff Reese tried selling some bullshit that only the most devoted of fan boys would have bought.

Multiple platforms? Unless Sony is developing another hand held device or wising up and not selling a console purchased solely by oil barons and virgins for life, Mr. Reese is just talking out his overly paid ass. Then again he is drunk and surrounded by the boobies so perhaps he gets a pass.

Jaffe goes on to rightfully praise the Xbox Live service and hopes the Sony equivalent will be competitive and perhaps surpass Live someday. Considering how unappealing it would be to have some geek shove a microphone in your face at the Playboy Mansion for an impromptu interview, Jaffe managed to indulge his fans (and ego) with some wonderful sound bytes. Not to mention giving birth to one hell of a catch phrase when bullied by the butt-hurt, alpha-male Sony exec.

For those not in the know, “God of War” is a sadistically sublime game on the PS2 wherein you control a bald (he shaves it!), Conan-like Man God that has his way with women and splits monsters from the Greek mythos right up the middle with his bloody hands and chained blades. Studies have shown that playing it for a mere hour is tantamount to cock-punching Mike Tyson and calling him “A Gay” to his face.