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FRIDAY OCTOBER 6 2006 11:00 AM

Your Hello Kitty Doll Wants to Kill You

Submitted by SteveIsaacs

Edited by SteveIsaacs

Tags: Hello Kitty, Recall, Japan, Death

Japanese manufacturer Takara is recalling a line of Hello Kitty dolls. The dolls heat up to provide comfort and warmth for a child.

Unless you got one of the ones that break and spray steaming hot Mystery Chemical into your child's face and screaming mouth as they sleep. In what's being called "The Worst Month Ever For Shit Randomly Bursting Into Flame", Japanese consumers are being asked to return the deadly dolls as soon as possible.

(via engadget)

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Comments

caellum

Denver, CO

July 2004

OCT 06, 2006 11:09 AM

Hello, Cthulu

DeadBilly

Burnt Cabins, PA

February 2004

OCT 06, 2006 11:10 AM

Damn consumer safety advocates! Always taking the fun out of everything.

AnnaKarina

Germany

September 2005

OCT 06, 2006 11:10 AM

AnnaKarina

Germany

September 2005

OCT 06, 2006 11:11 AM

zoton

Kuwait

November 2005

OCT 06, 2006 11:22 AM

goes very nicely with the exploding killer batteries from dell/sony/apple.

Kittie

Stow, OH

August 2003

OCT 06, 2006 11:32 AM

i laughed at this. then felt bad.
but then i laughed again.

DeadBilly

Burnt Cabins, PA

February 2004

OCT 06, 2006 11:45 AM

Kittie said:
i laughed at this. then felt bad.
but then i laughed again.

If you can't laugh at children getting scalded, what can you laugh at?

Kittie

Stow, OH

August 2003

OCT 06, 2006 11:46 AM

mr_gosh said:

Kittie said:
i laughed at this. then felt bad.
but then i laughed again.

If you can't laugh at children getting scalded, what can you laugh at?

i actually pictured some american teenager getting scalded.

mrcheese

United Kingdom

May 2006

OCT 06, 2006 11:50 AM

hooray! Hot mystery chemical for everyone!

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA

January 2006

OCT 06, 2006 12:01 PM

Here's your problem...