Literally...

Thanks to the penetrating wonders of technology, there is finally a vibrator iPod accessory just as sexy as the iPod itself. Introducing the OhMiBod, a 5 1/2" long (insertable) and 1 1/8" in diameter vibrator which vibrates to the frequency of music. Simply plug the OhMiBod into an iPod (or any other mini-jack device), put on some sexy tunes, and feel the vibes where it counts (if you have a vagina that is). The OhMiBod is perfect for any position with a universal adaptor, 6-foot "freedom" cord, additional multi-speed cap (for use without music), and a velvet "privacy" pouch all for just $69. You can't make this kind of thing up.


Batteries not included.


Don't forget the iPod garter.


Or, try a soft penis cover.

Thanks drewyoon for the lead... I think?