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Face On Mars Isn't a Face After All

MONDAY SEPTEMBER 25 2006 8:00 PM

Submitted by WilWheaton. Edited By Rahodeb.

TAGS: Mars, space, NASA, JPL, conspiracy

Ever since the Viking 1 probe sent back blurry photos of the Cydonia region of Mars in 1976, a bunch of , uh, Martian mystery enthusiasts have maintained that the image is of a giant humanoid face, and proof of an ancient civilization on the red planet. Many of these same people have numerous books, films, and wall hangings supporting their theories in their Y2K bunkers, and if you ask nicely, they may even let you take a look -- provided no black helicopters fly over when you drop in for a visit.

But make sure you drop in soon, because a series of images have come back from the planet recently, and they appear to conclusively support the longstanding theory that the "face on Mars" image was just an optical illusion.

The best images ever taken of the much-discussed "face on Mars" have conclusively established that it is an unusual formation of mountains, valleys and landslides.

Cameras on the European Space Agency's Mars Express satellite cut through the atmospheric dust and haze in July to provide clear images of the "face" in the planet's Cydonia region. Project scientist Agustin Chicarro said the photos "not only provide a completely fresh and detailed view of an area famous to fans of space myths worldwide but also provide an impressive close-up of an area of great interest for planetary geologists."

Sometimes, an unusual formation of mountains, valleys and landslides is just an unusual formation of mountains, valleys and landslides, but the True Believers will read this story, look at the pictures, and immediately discard them as further evidence of the conspiracy to suppress the truth about Cydonia. I attempted to contact the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and a Moderate Republican for comment about the face on Mars, but calls were not returned at press time.

Luckily for us, however, today's Astronomy Picture of the Day features the image in question, sent from the Mars Express, which you can look at and judge for yourself.

 

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Not2Bright

Not2Bright

Sumter, SC
July 2006

SEP 25, 2006 08:09 PM

Don't worry, all these jack-offs will think of something...like these photos are doctored by the gov't. Or maybe the life forms were advance enough to form and 'sculpt' the mountains themselves.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


I'll call my brother and find out what the weirdos are thinking...well one of them eeek


jake_lex

jake_lex

Lexington, KY
February 2003

SEP 25, 2006 08:11 PM

Yeah, like I'm supposed to believe all this clear evidence and scientific proof when www.pulledthisoutofmyass.com says it's still a conspiracy!

SmooshFacedLion

SmooshFacedLion

Houston, TX
April 2003

SEP 25, 2006 08:13 PM

Didn't they already take some better pictures several years ago?

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

SEP 25, 2006 08:19 PM

Yea, I remember seeing photos that clearly showed half of the "face" was missing/not a face years ago.

Ferretbite

Ferretbite

Mexico
September 2006

SEP 25, 2006 08:19 PM

No face on Mars. Pluto no longer a planet. The world I grew up in no longer exists! eeek eeek

KorbenDallas

KorbenDallas

Brownsville, TX
January 2005

SEP 25, 2006 08:20 PM

Or maybe they just want us to think that?!? *shifty eyes*

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

SEP 25, 2006 08:21 PM

DeadToTheWorld said:
Didn't they already take some better pictures several years ago?



I think that was of the alledged face on the moon.

NinjaTech

NinjaTech

Minneapolis, MN
November 2003

SEP 25, 2006 08:31 PM

So what about all those irrigation ditches? HUH?! WHAT ABOUT THEM??!!

MaryCeleste

MaryCeleste

I'm lost
September 2004

SEP 25, 2006 08:34 PM

Mars doesn't even really exist.

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Mokena, IL
January 2005

SEP 25, 2006 08:37 PM

oh, it exists alright...

but have we ever actually visited it?

Vaille

Vaille

Bozeman, MT
December 2005

SEP 25, 2006 08:40 PM

Cat Stevens is at it again.

Eternalxile

Eternalxile

Irving, TX
March 2003

SEP 25, 2006 08:40 PM

Roethke said:

DeadToTheWorld said:
Didn't they already take some better pictures several years ago?



I think that was of the alledged face on the moon.



you mean this one?

Holden_Caulfield

Holden_Caulfield

Ann Arbor, MI
April 2004

SEP 25, 2006 08:44 PM

Yeah, what ever happened to those "Moderate Republicans" anyway? wink

Personally, I think that Bush and Cheney scared them away.

SirLoins

SirLoins

Killeen, TX
October 2005

SEP 25, 2006 08:47 PM

So... this means the terrorists have won?

Remyx

Remyx

Little Rock, AR
March 2004

SEP 25, 2006 08:48 PM

Just watch the Futurama episode where they visit Amy's parents on Mars. It cleared this whole issue up long ago.

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