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Sex Toy PC Case Mods

Submitted by applextrent

Edited by Rahodeb

Tags: pc, sextoy

While LonelyGirl15 may be a fake, real lonely girls need sex too. Luckily, for lonely girls (and boys) there are PC case mods to make coping with loneliness just a bit more fun. Now even the geekist can get laid regularly... well, kinda.

Feast your eyes on the female PC case mod for women:


Female PC case mod

This case comes equipped with a series of vibrators, handlebars, candles, and wet-wipes. It also has a smooth rounded exterior perfect for mounting.

On the other hand, the male PC mod offers a pseudo-vag, a mirror (for watching), hand lotion, tissue, and most importantly cup-holders. Although the cup-holders serve no sexual purpose, they are integral to any PC case mod.


Male PC case mod

While sex toy PC case mods aren't the same as having sex with an actual human being, at least they are warm.

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SoonerDog

SoonerDog

United Kingdom
July 2002

SEP 18, 2006 11:15 AM

Today's dose of psychological damage has been brought to you by applextrent

Thanks applextrent!

wink

grimace66

grimace66

Gibbstown, NJ
July 2004

SEP 18, 2006 11:33 AM

Just when you think you have seen everything whatever

sickboyedd

sickboyedd

United Kingdom
January 2004

SEP 18, 2006 11:53 AM

Man, it doesn't even have the usb ball warmer, I like comfort when I'm fucking home appliances...

Signon

Signon

Austin, TX
June 2005

SEP 18, 2006 11:55 AM

It's the magnifying glass that makes it for me. shocked

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

SEP 18, 2006 12:10 PM

I hope that Mountain Dew bottle is JUST for drinking. eeek

applextrent

applextrent

Long Beach, CA
October 2005

SEP 18, 2006 12:44 PM

SoonerDog said:
Today's dose of psychological damage has been brought to you by applextrent

Thanks applextrent!

wink



Your welcome.

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

SEP 18, 2006 01:16 PM

Signon said:
It's the magnifying glass that makes it for me. shocked


OK, while I've never fucked my PC, I have jacked off quite a bit and I still have no fucking clue what the magnifying glass is for.

carorion

carorion

Sweden
December 2004

SEP 18, 2006 01:29 PM

This is hillarious!

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

SEP 18, 2006 01:37 PM

I think the person who came up with this was prepared for the rough sex crowd. note the handlebars on the female version and what looks like knee rests on the male version. shocked


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apesamongus said:

Signon said:
It's the magnifying glass that makes it for me. shocked


OK, while I've never fucked my PC, I have jacked off quite a bit and I still have no fucking clue what the magnifying glass is for.



Thats not a Magnifier , its a rear view mirror.
from the website:

On the opposite (left) panel, we drilled a large (3/8%u201D) hole to insert the stem of the rear view mirror. We used a bicycle rear view mirror with a flexible stem. The stem originally had a fitting attached for mounting on the end of a handlebar, which we removed previous to installation. However, we kept the screw that attached the fitting. After inserting the mirror stem through the hole in the panel, we replaced the screw, leaving the screw head slightly raised to hold the mirror stem in place inside the panel. The flexible stem of the mirror allows the user to position it either to see if there is anyone standing behind them, or to angle it down to watch himself in action as he%u2019s pumping into the fake pussy.


Moonrabbit

Moonrabbit

Vancouver, BC
February 2005

SEP 18, 2006 01:46 PM

apesamongus said:

Signon said:
It's the magnifying glass that makes it for me. shocked


OK, while I've never fucked my PC, I have jacked off quite a bit and I still have no fucking clue what the magnifying glass is for.



It's a mirror.
Now... I'm kind curious as to where the splooge goes.. I mean that couild kinda gum things up, or at the very least, ecectro-broil your winky.

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

SEP 18, 2006 01:54 PM

Moonrabbit said:

apesamongus said:

Signon said:
It's the magnifying glass that makes it for me. shocked


OK, while I've never fucked my PC, I have jacked off quite a bit and I still have no fucking clue what the magnifying glass is for.



It's a mirror.
Now... I'm kind curious as to where the splooge goes.. I mean that couild kinda gum things up, or at the very least, ecectro-broil your winky.



I was thinking that very same thing. Maybe they endorse the "pull out" method.

rxdxt

rxdxt

United Kingdom
September 2003

SEP 18, 2006 02:09 PM

hmmm that mirror thing reminds me of losing my virginity in a van with a mirror on the ceiling.

swear it's true!

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

SEP 18, 2006 02:16 PM

Moonrabbit said:
Now... I'm kind curious as to where the splooge goes..



what do you think cools the cpu?

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

SEP 18, 2006 02:20 PM

MrCrisp said:

Moonrabbit said:
Now... I'm kind curious as to where the splooge goes..



what do you think cools the cpu?



what about the cpufan? Thats like breaking a vial in a centifuge at full speed. biggrin

Kabbiebar

Kabbiebar

Citrus Heights, CA
November 2002

SEP 18, 2006 02:46 PM

I went to a website once that sold USB sex toys that were remotely controlled over the internet. They ought to hook up with these guys... :-)

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