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  • THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 14 2006 2:00 AM

Sexiest Machine the Planet Has Ever Seen

While the rest of us scrape along the ground like rats, an obscenely lucky few cruise the enchanted oceans atop this tragically named vessel branded as “The 118 WallyPower”. These dark and flawless creations look oddly out of place on Earth and are far more suited to carry about the likes of Lando Calrissian and Zaphod Beeblebrox to intergalactic cocktail parties.




Currently priced at over 70 million dollars chances are likely that you or anyone you know will never own this. Not even its carbon fiber toilet seat. Perhaps you could aim your sights a bit lower and sit your aspiring bottom on this villainous chair whilst plotting a scheme that will get you into a sexy Lando space party populated with three-breasted ladies.

 

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NickFaust

NickFaust

USA
April 2004

SEP 14, 2006 09:46 PM

MisterLinguist said:

jonze said:
What's wrong with just a sailboat? Sailing is a lot more fun than that gas-guzzeler...and a helluva lot cheaper...



Aye, and more manly, too.



Maybe, but it is damned hard to get a sailboat up to 70 knots.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

SEP 14, 2006 10:01 PM

Dammit, I thought I was the sexiest machine ever!

Andvari

Andvari

Calgary, AB
April 2005

SEP 14, 2006 10:03 PM

I don't like that boat.

Tangus

Tangus

Chicago, IL
November 2005

SEP 14, 2006 10:03 PM

Morgan said:
Dammit, I thought I was the sexiest machine ever!


You are though.

Little do people know that your boobs are made of carbon fiber.

Helter

Helter

Chester, PA
OLD SKOOL

SEP 14, 2006 10:44 PM

Roethke said:

MisterLinguist said:

jonze said:
What's wrong with just a sailboat? Sailing is a lot more fun than that gas-guzzeler...and a helluva lot cheaper...



Aye, and more manly, too.



THere's a tutorial on MAKE about how to get a free boat. It's easier than one would think.



funnier too...

Tornateaux

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY
August 2006

SEP 15, 2006 08:14 PM

Morgan said:
Dammit, I thought I was the sexiest machine ever!



You're a very very close second. After my wife. wink

MissNomer

MissNomer

San Francisco, CA
September 2005

SEP 15, 2006 08:35 PM

Andvari said:
I don't like that boat.



I don't like that boat either!
I'm sure I'd barf just as much on that eleventy-billion dollar monster as I did on the much less expensive sailboat I helped sail up the coast a couple years back.

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