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  • THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 14 2006 2:00 AM

Sexiest Machine the Planet Has Ever Seen

Submitted by Scopitone

Edited by Rahodeb

While the rest of us scrape along the ground like rats, an obscenely lucky few cruise the enchanted oceans atop this tragically named vessel branded as “The 118 WallyPower”. These dark and flawless creations look oddly out of place on Earth and are far more suited to carry about the likes of Lando Calrissian and Zaphod Beeblebrox to intergalactic cocktail parties.




Currently priced at over 70 million dollars chances are likely that you or anyone you know will never own this. Not even its carbon fiber toilet seat. Perhaps you could aim your sights a bit lower and sit your aspiring bottom on this villainous chair whilst plotting a scheme that will get you into a sexy Lando space party populated with three-breasted ladies.

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Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

SEP 14, 2006 08:21 AM

chainlink said:

Posh said:
I question your taste.



I heard MisterLinguist is more of the Louis XIV type.



I am? What does that mean?

Princelogos

Princelogos

USA
November 2005

SEP 14, 2006 08:30 AM

Ugly overpowered piece of boat with no function , other than wasteing fuel, creating dangerous wakes and boosting the morale of some jerk with a tiny penis puke

erleichda

erleichda

Germany
May 2003

SEP 14, 2006 08:50 AM

Looks like a warship, not sexy.

jonze

jonze

Willimantic, CT
December 2005

SEP 14, 2006 09:03 AM

What's wrong with just a sailboat? Sailing is a lot more fun than that gas-guzzeler...and a helluva lot cheaper...

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

SEP 14, 2006 09:04 AM

jonze said:
What's wrong with just a sailboat? Sailing is a lot more fun than that gas-guzzeler...and a helluva lot cheaper...



Aye, and more manly, too.

cryptopunk

cryptopunk

Phoenix, AZ
July 2004

SEP 14, 2006 10:57 AM

Oh, I'd be all over that thing - of course at $25mil, I'll need to rob a few hundred banks first smile

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

SEP 14, 2006 11:00 AM

MisterLinguist said:

chainlink said:

Posh said:
I question your taste.



I heard MisterLinguist is more of the Louis XIV type.



I am? What does that mean?



Louis the XIV( The Sun King) Style would be more of a gaudy, elaborite decorative style based in classic Baroque.
Cover the boat in white lacquer paneling with lots of gold leafed floral swags and frolicing puti.
like:

or



What ?

Not funny ?

Not you ?
Sorry, it doesn't mean anything.
j/k

As far as gas guzzling if you are sportin that ride I don't think you have to worry about it besides it's nuclear powered anyway right ? And somebody cried function ? I see function as mmmmm, shall we have lunch in St Thomas or the Tortugass today ? If we leave now we can still watch the sun set in Jamaica, pass me a martini kinda function. wink

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

SEP 14, 2006 12:30 PM

chainlink said:

MisterLinguist said:

chainlink said:

Posh said:
I question your taste.



I heard MisterLinguist is more of the Louis XIV type.



I am? What does that mean?



Louis the XIV( The Sun King) Style would be more of a gaudy, elaborite decorative style based in classic Baroque.
Cover the boat in white lacquer paneling with lots of gold leafed floral swags and frolicing puti.
like:

or



What ?

Not funny ?

Not you ?
Sorry, it doesn't mean anything.
j/k

As far as gas guzzling if you are sportin that ride I don't think you have to worry about it besides it's nuclear powered anyway right ? And somebody cried function ? I see function as mmmmm, shall we have lunch in St Thomas or the Tortugass today ? If we leave now we can still watch the sun set in Jamaica, pass me a martini kinda function. wink



My style is a mixture of this:

this:

and this:

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

SEP 14, 2006 12:42 PM

MisterLinguist said:

jonze said:
What's wrong with just a sailboat? Sailing is a lot more fun than that gas-guzzeler...and a helluva lot cheaper...



Aye, and more manly, too.



THere's a tutorial on MAKE about how to get a free boat. It's easier than one would think.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

SEP 14, 2006 12:48 PM

MisterLinguist said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

chainlink said:

MisterLinguist said:

chainlink said:

Posh said:
I question your taste.



I heard MisterLinguist is more of the Louis XIV type.



I am? What does that mean?



Louis the XIV( The Sun King) Style would be more of a gaudy, elaborite decorative style based in classic Baroque.
Cover the boat in white lacquer paneling with lots of gold leafed floral swags and frolicing puti.
like:

or



What ?

Not funny ?

Not you ?
Sorry, it doesn't mean anything.
j/k

As far as gas guzzling if you are sportin that ride I don't think you have to worry about it besides it's nuclear powered anyway right ? And somebody cried function ? I see function as mmmmm, shall we have lunch in St Thomas or the Tortugass today ? If we leave now we can still watch the sun set in Jamaica, pass me a martini kinda function. wink



My style is a mixture of this:

this:

and this:



Ah ! I see. smile

Sort of a Sultan of Brunei meets Pier One thing.

very shwank biggrin

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

SEP 14, 2006 01:04 PM

Si. biggrin

Princelogos

Princelogos

USA
November 2005

SEP 14, 2006 05:28 PM

Roethke said:

MisterLinguist said:

jonze said:
What's wrong with just a sailboat? Sailing is a lot more fun than that gas-guzzeler...and a helluva lot cheaper...



Aye, and more manly, too.



THere's a tutorial on MAKE about how to get a free boat. It's easier than one would think.



There's no such thing as a free boat, unless you row it, and then some of those can end up costing you plenty. There may be such a thing as a free hull, but after you make a boat out of it, wow$$$.
I'm a retired boat builder, by the way.

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

SEP 14, 2006 09:13 PM

MisterLinguist said:
This has got to be the most unsexy thing I've ever seen.



But it's "Cah-bun"!

Tornateaux

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY
August 2006

SEP 14, 2006 09:42 PM

That clunky, angular and completely asethically unpleasing is sexy? It looks like something out of a low-budget sci-fi movie.

Oh, right.

At any rate, allow me to introduce you to something altogether sexier and infinatley more affordable. I give you the 2009 Dodge Challenger

That, sir, is some sexy machinery.

NickFaust

NickFaust

USA
April 2004

SEP 14, 2006 09:44 PM

leavemehere said:
If Scarlett Johansson comes with the boat I would totally buy it!



Dude, if you had the 18 million (dollars) for the boat, you woundn't need it. Scarlett would totally date you anyway.

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