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  • THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 14 2006 2:00 AM

Sexiest Machine the Planet Has Ever Seen

Submitted by Scopitone

Edited by Rahodeb

While the rest of us scrape along the ground like rats, an obscenely lucky few cruise the enchanted oceans atop this tragically named vessel branded as “The 118 WallyPower”. These dark and flawless creations look oddly out of place on Earth and are far more suited to carry about the likes of Lando Calrissian and Zaphod Beeblebrox to intergalactic cocktail parties.




Currently priced at over 70 million dollars chances are likely that you or anyone you know will never own this. Not even its carbon fiber toilet seat. Perhaps you could aim your sights a bit lower and sit your aspiring bottom on this villainous chair whilst plotting a scheme that will get you into a sexy Lando space party populated with three-breasted ladies.

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private_grave

private_grave

Belgium
April 2005

SEP 14, 2006 02:18 AM

this boat is so two years ago

holeshot

holeshot

West Hartford, CT
November 2005

SEP 14, 2006 02:45 AM

private_grave said:
this boat is so two years ago



hear hear

gdarklighter

gdarklighter

San Diego, CA
August 2005

SEP 14, 2006 03:08 AM

So that's why there was so much product placement in The Island... they needed it to afford a few minutes to shoot on this boat!

not

not

I'm lost
December 2004

SEP 14, 2006 03:14 AM

it looks quie cool some times but from most angles its rather ugly and the engine room takes up half the lower deck

_Tersch_

_Tersch_

Australia
April 2005

SEP 14, 2006 03:24 AM

It's been two years already???? Damn! I still can't afford it. ARRR!!!

colour_of_fire

colour_of_fire

United Kingdom
February 2003

SEP 14, 2006 03:37 AM

Did anyone else see that and think of godawful early 90's Hulk Hogan action series 'Thunder in Paradise'?

No? Just me then...

sickboyedd

sickboyedd

United Kingdom
January 2004

SEP 14, 2006 04:12 AM

colour_of_fire said:
Did anyone else see that and think of godawful early 90's Hulk Hogan action series 'Thunder in Paradise'?

No? Just me then...



Damn, I was just thinking that smile

2greyhills

2greyhills

Charlotte, NC
August 2006

SEP 14, 2006 06:03 AM

YES!!! ok so i had that thought about thunder in paradise when i saw this thing in 'the island', and then again now. but just couldn't remember the name of that show.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

SEP 14, 2006 06:49 AM


I would reeeally appreciate it if you would not flash vids of my boat all over the interweb.

How will I be able to sneak up on the bad guys if you keep blowing my cover ?!?

Geeze, I'm glad I had the bar stocked, we're going to have to lay low for a while now.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

you can have the chair though, it's not mine. Thats a knock-off tongue

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

SEP 14, 2006 07:01 AM

This has got to be the most unsexy thing I've ever seen.

Posh

Posh

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

SEP 14, 2006 07:04 AM

I question your taste.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

SEP 14, 2006 07:10 AM

Posh said:
I question your taste.



IM me and we'll chat on it.

syrvyxyn

syrvyxyn

I'm lost
November 2004

SEP 14, 2006 07:44 AM

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

SEP 14, 2006 07:54 AM

Posh said:
I question your taste.



I heard MisterLinguist is more of the Louis XIV type.

leavemehere

leavemehere

San Diego, CA
December 2002

SEP 14, 2006 08:16 AM

If Scarlett Johansson comes with the boat I would totally buy it!

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