Sin City Creator to Kill Osama bin Laden

Frank Miller, creator of Sin City as well as responsible for the greatest Batman story ever told, will be taking part in NPRs revival of the classic radio series “This I Believe” this Monday, September 11th. Miller is currently working on the long awaited “Holy Terror, Batman,” in which Batman takes on Osama bin Laden. That’s the fictional character of the Batman vs. real life fuckmook bin Laden. Fans of the Bat are guessing that Miller will abuse his newfound patriotism to live out a scenario in which Batman finally murders an evil-doer.

After never fully believing in patriotism and the U.S. flag, Miller discusses how the events of 9/11 shaped his newfound belief in patriotism and the flag. In discussing 9/11, Miller says, “I draw and write comic books. One thing my job involves is making up bad guys. Imagining human villainy in all its forms. Now the real thing had showed up. The real thing murdered my neighbors. In my city. In my country.” Miller adds, “Patriotism, I now believe, isn’t some sentimental, old, conceit. It’s self-preservation. I believe patriotism is central to a nation’s survival.”

While perfectly justified in giving the business to bin Laden in every horrifyingly painful way imaginable, this title should certainly stir up some trouble with the habitually left-leaning comic community. After having read Millers new run on “All-Star Batman & Robin” in which his new maniacal Batman abandoned Robin in a cave with intentions of forcing him to eat rats for sustenance, I can only imagine what he’ll have Bats doing to the most evil man on the planet.

The always flawless Devin Faraci of Chud.com fame recently dug up this classic and yet biting Grant Morrison quote,

Batman vs. Al Qaeda! It might as well be Bin Laden vs. King Kong! Or how about the sinister Al Qaeda mastermind up against a hungry Hannibal Lecter! For all the good it's likely to do. Cheering on a fictional character as he beats up fictionalized terrorists seems like a decadent indulgence when real terrorists are killing real people in the real world. I'd be so much more impressed if Frank Miller gave up all this graphic novel nonsense, joined the Army and, with a howl of undying hate, rushed headlong onto the front lines with the young soldiers who are actually risking life and limb 'vs' Al Qaeda.

I look forward to the inevitable titles “V vs. George Bush” and “X-Men vs. The Scientologists-On the Moon!”

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