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  • FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 8 2006 2:30 PM

Sin City Creator to Kill Osama bin Laden

Frank Miller, creator of Sin City as well as responsible for the greatest Batman story ever told, will be taking part in NPRs revival of the classic radio series “This I Believe” this Monday, September 11th. Miller is currently working on the long awaited “Holy Terror, Batman,” in which Batman takes on Osama bin Laden. That’s the fictional character of the Batman vs. real life fuckmook bin Laden. Fans of the Bat are guessing that Miller will abuse his newfound patriotism to live out a scenario in which Batman finally murders an evil-doer.

After never fully believing in patriotism and the U.S. flag, Miller discusses how the events of 9/11 shaped his newfound belief in patriotism and the flag. In discussing 9/11, Miller says, “I draw and write comic books. One thing my job involves is making up bad guys. Imagining human villainy in all its forms. Now the real thing had showed up. The real thing murdered my neighbors. In my city. In my country.” Miller adds, “Patriotism, I now believe, isn’t some sentimental, old, conceit. It’s self-preservation. I believe patriotism is central to a nation’s survival.”



While perfectly justified in giving the business to bin Laden in every horrifyingly painful way imaginable, this title should certainly stir up some trouble with the habitually left-leaning comic community. After having read Millers new run on “All-Star Batman & Robin” in which his new maniacal Batman abandoned Robin in a cave with intentions of forcing him to eat rats for sustenance, I can only imagine what he’ll have Bats doing to the most evil man on the planet.

The always flawless Devin Faraci of Chud.com fame recently dug up this classic and yet biting Grant Morrison quote,

Batman vs. Al Qaeda! It might as well be Bin Laden vs. King Kong! Or how about the sinister Al Qaeda mastermind up against a hungry Hannibal Lecter! For all the good it's likely to do. Cheering on a fictional character as he beats up fictionalized terrorists seems like a decadent indulgence when real terrorists are killing real people in the real world. I'd be so much more impressed if Frank Miller gave up all this graphic novel nonsense, joined the Army and, with a howl of undying hate, rushed headlong onto the front lines with the young soldiers who are actually risking life and limb 'vs' Al Qaeda.



I look forward to the inevitable titles “V vs. George Bush” and “X-Men vs. The Scientologists-On the Moon!”

 

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Arcanum

Arcanum

Jersey City, NJ
June 2006

SEP 08, 2006 02:37 PM

Hey, I love Frank Miller's art ... he's a brilliant graphic illustrator. But when I heard about the "Holy Terror, Batman" project I decided I would reserve judgement until I had seen and read it for myself.

Some of his Sin City material is pure genius ... he could possibly pull something like this off and manage a strong message in the storyline. But (judging from some more recent stuff) I don't know if that will be the case.

We'll just have to see.

Posh

Posh

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

SEP 08, 2006 02:42 PM

The children of middle America will greatly enjoy this project.

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

SEP 08, 2006 02:45 PM

Gods, I adore Grant Morrison.

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

SEP 08, 2006 02:47 PM

There is precedent.

RubberSoul

RubberSoul

Los Angeles, CA
February 2003

SEP 08, 2006 02:50 PM

Wait a minute...I thought this story was posted by the "Greek Editor." I assumed Batman was gonna butt fuck Osama.

Arcanum

Arcanum

Jersey City, NJ
June 2006

SEP 08, 2006 02:51 PM

Hooraydiation said:
This kind of thing isn't without precedent.



Yeah ... but that was a long time ago. Lots of bad things have great historic precedence ... slavery, racism, religious intolerance, etc.

I was thinking more along the lines of Miller conveying the idea that the situation isn't as black and white as it may be publicly portrayed (even when printed on the pages of a graphic novel). But I'm pretty sure those days are over for Miller. He pulled some pretty intelligent storylines off in the past, but I have a feeling this project will be more akin to the comic cover you used as an example above.

Drake

Drake

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

SEP 08, 2006 02:55 PM

I feel kind of embarassed for Bats... he is so out of his element. frown

CocoabutteR

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY
March 2006

SEP 08, 2006 02:57 PM

Kris7

Kris7

Bridgewater, MA
July 2003

SEP 08, 2006 02:57 PM

Right on Grant Morrison.

I love Frank Miller's work and I am huge fan of his, but his latest stuff with Batman hs left me sorely dissapointed. If someone told me that Miller was working on something 9/11 related, I would have expected it to be harsh critique of the Bush administration, not some chest-thumping work of simplistic propaganda.

AnalogPussy

AnalogPussy

Burnaby, BC
August 2004

SEP 08, 2006 03:01 PM

Posh said


The children of middle America will greatly enjoy this project.



Im sot so sure on that, I was watching an interview with Frank Miller about this project where he explained what it is he is actually doing with this comic. It's less of a USA A'OK project and more of a throw back to Propoganda comics of the 40s and 50s like the Captain America comic pictured above, but rather than being so straight forward it is done with typical Frank Miller style.

It could end up being about how Bush is such a moron that he can't get the job done so Batman does it himself, who knows mabey even Bush will die so Batman figures he is the only man for the job, it could really go alot of ways so I will wait and see before I judge, im just glad to hear its a throwback to those comics rather than an America is great jizz fest.

quagmirething

quagmirething

I'm lost
June 2005

SEP 08, 2006 03:03 PM

"Patriotism, I now believe, isn't some sentimental, old, conceit. It's self-preservation. I believe patriotism is central to a nation's survival."


So which nations have failed to survive due to a lack of patriotism?

Isn't Osama some warped form of patriot?

Tune in next week. Same bat-time, same bat-channel.

Tangus

Tangus

Chicago, IL
November 2005

SEP 08, 2006 03:05 PM

V vs. George Bush would be awesome.

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

SEP 08, 2006 03:09 PM

Arcanum said:

Hooraydiation said:
This kind of thing isn't without precedent.



Yeah ... but that was a long time ago. Lots of bad things have great historic precedent ... slavery, racism, religious intolerance, etc.

I was thinking more along the lines of Miller conveying the idea that the situation isn't as black and white as it may be publicly portrayed (even when printed on the pages of a graphic novel). But I'm pretty sure those days are over for Miller. He pulled some pretty intelligent storylines off in the past, but I have a feeling this project will be more akin to the comic cover you used as an example above.



Except this isn't nearly as bad as slavery, racism, or religious intolerance. It's just a relic from the bygone days of comics that's been revived.

Frankly, before reading Miller's quote, I'd have thought this was an homage to comics such as the one depicted above and that maybe it'd end with Bruce Wayne buying a fuck load of war bonds and making out with Rosie the Riveter. Even if it's meant to be a sincere piece, though, you can still find it just as hilarious as that pictures of Cap clocking Hitler.

^But according to pussy, though, it is an homage. Neat.

P.S. Grant Morrison is great.

P.P.S. Brian K. Vaughn too.

adamtrojan

adamtrojan

I'm lost
December 2003
starkdoulos

starkdoulos

Denver, CO
August 2006

SEP 08, 2006 05:13 PM

WTF is he thinking?!! As a long time Batman fan, I think we outta get a say in whether or not this retardedness is allowed fruition. The whole point of comic books/graphic novels is to ESCAPE reality. I hope someone stops Miller before this gets out of hand. If you really wanna mix patriotism and comics read Alex Ross' 'Uncle Sam'.

(yes, I said retardness...see below)

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