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  • FRIDAY AUGUST 25 2006 1:30 PM

NASA Names Newest Spacecraft

NASA has been working on a new spacecraft to take humans back to the Moon, and eventually to Mars. Until recently, the vehicle has had the super secret codename: Wil Wheaton Is Totally Awesome[1] but an astronaut on the International Space Station inadvertently disclosed the name of the vehicle when talking to mission control on an unencrypted space-to-ground radio.

US space agency Nasa has named its new manned exploration craft Orion.

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It is hoped the name Orion could eventually mean as much for manned space exploration as Apollo did in the 1960s and 1970s.

Orion is named after the constellation, which is one of the brightest and most easily identified in the sky. Orion sits on the Celestial Equator, too, so it can be seen from just about anywhere on the planet.

The vehicle (and the entire program) is really cool, and a fantastic replacement for the retiring space shuttle: two rockets will launch, one carrying the crew (the Crew Exploration Vehicle or CEV) and the other carrying the equipment for the landing. The two vehicles will enter orbit around Earth, where the crew will hook up with the lander and its attached "departure module" which gives the crew a boost to get to the Moon. Once there, they climb into the lander, do their thing on the Moon, then hook up with the CEV (which remains in computer-controlled orbit around the Moon) for the trip back to Earth.

The vehicle can also be modified slightly to service the ISS, and each CEV has ten uses before NASA sends it upstate to live on a farm.

The first scheduled flight will be to the ISS sometime before 2014, and its first flight to the Moon will happen before 2020.

[1] That's not true. It's actually called "Wil Wheaton Kicks Ass" or WWKA (pronounced wuh-wuh-kah!"[2]

[2] Also not true.

 

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steve626

steve626

Tarentum, PA
February 2005

AUG 25, 2006 01:37 PM

There was a project Orion back in the day that looked into nuclear powered spacecraft. They would launch a small nuke behind it and detonate it against a big push-plate.

Orion

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

AUG 25, 2006 01:38 PM

steve626 said:
There was a project Orion back in the day that looked into nuclear powered spacecraft. They would launch a small nuke behind it and detonate it against a big push-plate.



isnt that like tying a giant bottle rocket to the coyote's ass? :tongue

J24U

J24U

Danvers, MA
February 2006

AUG 25, 2006 01:39 PM

Will tourists eventually be able to book flights on the WWKA? I want to avoid future headlines like: "Boyband member says riding Wil Wheaton is out of this world".
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MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

AUG 25, 2006 01:44 PM

J24U said:
Will tourists eventually be able to book flights on the WWKA? I want to avoid future headlines like: "Boyband member says riding Wil Wheaton is out of this world".
biggrin


that's it mister... you're out of the Star Trek club! tongue

WilWheaton

WilWheaton

Los Angeles, CA
June 2005

AUG 25, 2006 01:51 PM

J24U said:
Will tourists eventually be able to book flights on the WWKA? I want to avoid future headlines like: "Boyband member says riding Wil Wheaton is out of this world".
biggrin

Bwahahaha. +1.

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

AUG 25, 2006 03:43 PM

'Orion' is also an awesome Metallica song

but this is cool news smile

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

AUG 25, 2006 05:05 PM

Orion? Yawn.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

AUG 25, 2006 05:06 PM

Where is the funny guy that wants to tell us all about the phallic intonations of spacecraft?

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

AUG 25, 2006 05:19 PM

Spaceships are not penises DD no matter how hard you wish!

mokole

mokole

Canada
June 2004

AUG 25, 2006 05:21 PM

damn, sucks it's still so far away. nasa should have there budget doubled so they can hurry up with this crap smile

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

AUG 25, 2006 05:21 PM

emotedcreations said:
Spaceships are not penises DD no matter how hard you wish!



This is what I was talking about.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

AUG 25, 2006 05:27 PM

i was thinking they were going to go with something like "steve," but i guess "orion" is an okay name.

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

AUG 25, 2006 05:28 PM

DancehallDreamer said:

emotedcreations said:
Spaceships are not penises DD no matter how hard you wish!



This is what I was talking about.



Im scared to click that link while I'm still at work wink

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

AUG 25, 2006 05:34 PM

emotedcreations said:

DancehallDreamer said:

emotedcreations said:
Spaceships are not penises DD no matter how hard you wish!



This is what I was talking about.



Im scared to click that link while I'm still at work wink



It's safe.

LinkIsMyHero

LinkIsMyHero

USA
February 2005

AUG 25, 2006 05:35 PM

What are they gonna do on the moon? I've never understood what the astronauts do up there.

I have this awful mental image of what it must be like to poop in zero gravity. surreal

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