What the hell IS Goofy anyway?

The Whisperers in the Darkness will not be amused.

An unholy Alliance, envisioned by Walt Disney, of Dog and Jew...

This made the entire story. Thank you.

weak.

I think nerds will be happy about this, actually. We're now getting several "new" planets that are in the same classification as Pluto, but only 8 of our already established planets will be "real" planets.

Oh yeah, and Goofy is a dog.

Goofy is a horse.

Which makes me wonder if Goofy ever feels uncomfortable around Pluto. I mean, when the whole gang gets together, are there awkward moments when Donald and Mickey discreetly refuse to meet Goofy's eyes while Pluto humps legs, chases his tail, or eats a bunch of grass and horks up something steaming on the lawn?

When Pluto shits on the floor, does Goofy turn away, a single tear in his eye?

When Pluto begs for a treat, does Goofy rage against the welfare state?

I mean, Christ, can you imagine? It would be like Flowers for Algernon, except instead of imagining your retarded self is lurking in the depths of your subconscious, he's actually sitting there on the couch next to you, licking his ballsack.

screw them, planet pluto will always exist as far as i'm concerned. the only thing that matters is our own perception of reality and faith of truth. i believe pluto's a planet just as much as i believe it's up there in the first place... even though i've actually never seen it or been there myself.

Yeah, the fungi are gonna be pissed. Yuggoth is no longer a planet! (I wonder if they're still going to mine that ore the cylinders are made of.)

Dark City, right?

As a nerd, I feel confused and betrayed.

Lovecraft.