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  • WEDNESDAY JULY 5 2006 7:00 PM

Scientists Discover Ants Have Biological Pedometers. Still No Cure for Cancer.

Tags: ants, insects, science

From the classic Uncle Milton's to the futuristic Antworks Habitat from Think Geek, Antfarms are beloved by grown up geeks, and little level one geeks alike.

While many of us have spent countless hours watching our girls (the ants that live in antfarms are usually red harvester worker ants, which are always female) dig tunnels and wander around in confusion as they look for a queen who will never come, our understanding and knowledge of ants out in the wild is usually pretty limited . . . until now.

Swiss and German researchers have just uncovered a fascinating fact about ants that will thrill desktop entymologists everywhere:

. . . even in complete darkness, the insects were able to assess traveling distance correctly.

After training them to walk to a feeder, the scientists put stilts on the ant's legs to see if they would adjust to their new longer stride. Other ants had shortened legs.

"These ants walking back homeward on stilts clearly overshot, whereas ants with shortened legs undershot with regard to their normal homing distance," said Matthias Wittlinger, the study's lead author.

The length to the feeding station was 10 meters, but those on stilts walked an extra five meters past their destination. Those with shortened legs undershot their goal by 4.25 meters.

And now, my friends, when your next uncomfortable lull in conversation arrives, you can turn to the person nearest you and say, "You know what's so interesting about ants?" From there, it's simple to move to ants in the pants, a party in your pants, and the inevitable lonely walk back home.

 

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Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUL 05, 2006 07:13 PM

So how much do you suppose a professional ant limb-modifier gets an hour?

Curve

Curve

Fredericksburg, VA
June 2005

JUL 05, 2006 07:15 PM

Someone please say there are pictures of ants with stilts out on the internet!

MuteEnt

MuteEnt

Brighton, MA
April 2006

JUL 05, 2006 07:24 PM

Now, if they could only teach them to juggle too...

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

JUL 05, 2006 07:33 PM

I wanna know how you do the leg shortening part. surreal

WishRyder

WishRyder

Waukee, IA
October 2003

JUL 05, 2006 07:34 PM

Curve said:
Someone please say there are pictures of ants with stilts out on the internet!


I don't know about you...but it's MORE than I could have hoped for!


However...it looks slightly more terrifying than before...

J24U

J24U

Danvers, MA
February 2006

JUL 05, 2006 07:37 PM

Thank you for this thread Will, possibly my favorite. Evar!!!

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

JUL 05, 2006 07:41 PM

I, for one, welcome our stilt-walking ant overlords with poor depth perception.

catdad

catdad

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUL 05, 2006 09:13 PM

wildswan said:
I wanna know how you do the leg shortening part. surreal



That was my thought. Someone call PETI!

Dopalganger

Dopalganger

Drury, MA
January 2003

JUL 05, 2006 09:19 PM

"we chopped an ants legs off just below its little ant knees and it could no longer traverse distance properly!"

shocking.

Manchester_Black

Manchester_Black

Edmonton, AB
March 2004

JUL 05, 2006 09:27 PM

Doppelganger said:
"we chopped an ants legs off just below its little ant knees and it could no longer traverse distance properly!"

shocking.



They said the same thing about Lt. Dan


JoshXXX

JoshXXX

Northborough, MA
March 2004

JUL 05, 2006 11:49 PM



"And you say I have too much free time on my hands..."

Rin

Rin

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

JUL 06, 2006 10:02 AM

how the fuck do you put stilts on ants? consider me mind-boggled.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

JUL 06, 2006 10:14 AM

Rin said:
how the fuck do you put stilts on ants? consider me mind-boggled.



With the assistance of veeeeeeeeery tiny ant rodeo clowns.

wreckedandruined

wreckedandruined

Toronto, ON
April 2006

JUL 06, 2006 01:16 PM

Brilliant! biggrin but can they count strokes? scientists discover swimming ants (ABC news)

Jubalharshaw

Jubalharshaw

Saint Paul, MN
December 2002

JUL 06, 2006 01:30 PM

Clov said:

Rin said:
how the fuck do you put stilts on ants? consider me mind-boggled.



With the assistance of veeeeeeeeery tiny ant rodeo clowns.





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Victory is assured.

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