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  • WEDNESDAY MAY 31 2006 5:21 PM

Gamespot Employee Punched Over PS3 Price

Gamespot's Alex Navarro made the following statement about the PS3 price:

I will say that I think selling any game console for $450 to $500 is downright suicidal, so it probably won't happen. And when I turn out to be wrong and you're dropping five Ben Franklins on a PS3, feel free to punch me in the stomach. Please. I'll welcome it.



Apparently Alex is true to his word. This video shows him accepting his punishment from fellow Gamespot employee, Brian Eckberg. And while I appreciate him putting his organs on the line for market projections, I question the sincerity of Eckberg's attack. Was there anything on that punch? Is Alex falling to the floor from truly being nailed or is he suffering from histrionics alone? Either way, it's nice to see game journalism raised to such levels.

Speaking of, the following is a true story of game journalism documenting Gamespot's extensive history of gut punchery:
About a year and a half ago outside a San Francisco bar, drunk Gamespot staffers Brad Shoemaker and Ryan Davis were taking turns punching drunk me in the stomach. We know how to party. After about 7 or 8 punches, a scary street person walked up and showed us his yin yang chest tattoo. He enjoyed our martial arts antics and wanted me to punch him in the gut. I distincly remember thinking, "Fucking A. I've been training my whole life for this."

I hit him, as he volunteered for, with a left hook to the ribs, and he went immediately from zen karate master to belligerent junkie. With a face that desperately said, "Please, please don't let them know that hurt," he told me a REAL karate man only throws awkward straight punches directly to the sternum. Also, the only reason I didn't was because I didn't want to get my ass kicked in front of my white friends.

I saw his impotent threat and raised him a direct confrontation. In a mockery of his punch, I poked him in the sternum and said, "Kick my ass, hobo." He said something about crackers and did his best to look tough as he left. Brad asked to no one in particular, "Uhh... what just happened?" We may never know, but it should have taught Gamespot that when friends start punching each other in the stomach, no one wins.

 
Comments
MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

MAY 30, 2006 02:55 PM

that's a sweet skid row poster.

also, i like how the guy on the right on the computer doesn't even look away from what he's doing. biggrin

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

MAY 31, 2006 05:29 PM

I love gamespot, I have been a subscriber ever since they started charging

Dr_Zoidberg

Dr_Zoidberg

Raymore, MO
June 2004

MAY 31, 2006 05:39 PM

Dave's brother?

Spaceboy

Spaceboy

Dallas, TX
October 2004

MAY 31, 2006 06:58 PM

If anyone is going to get punched over the price of the PS3, it should be the sony execs.

Postmark_Jensen

Postmark_Jensen

Minneapolis, MN
January 2005

MAY 31, 2006 09:25 PM

Sean, baby, you know that was a good hit. Not hard, but it was below Alex's stomach, so there wasn't any muscular wall to buffer. Basically a punch to the organs.

By the way, next time you all are hitting each other, let me know, cause I would soo hit Carrie G.

imightbewrong

imightbewrong

Howell, NJ
December 2005

MAY 31, 2006 09:31 PM

if you can't punch hard.... punch low.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

MAY 31, 2006 09:52 PM

Postmark_Jensen said:
Sean, baby, you know that was a good hit. Not hard, but it was below Alex's stomach, so there wasn't any muscular wall to buffer. Basically a punch to the organs.

By the way, next time you all are hitting each other, let me know, cause I would soo hit Carrie G.



Seanbaby?

Yeah, that's the first thing I thought. I am old skool.