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Will Apple Sell Porn at the iTMS?

WEDNESDAY APRIL 12 2006 1:00 PM

Shortly after Apple announced the video iPod, people began speculating about when teh pr0n would come to teh p0d. While there are a few places that offer short video clips, and there are plenty of adult-oriented podcasts, Apple hasn't put an adult video section into its iTunes Music Store. Mark Gilbert, a columnist for Bloomberg.com, thinks it's time for Apple to get into the adult business:

It's pretty obvious, if a little dismaying, that adding an adult-video section to the iTunes Web site would generate a ton of new visitors and additional revenue for Apple. If the tiny 2.5 inch screen on the video iPod is no deterrent to people watching "Desperate Housewives,'' it's not likely to hinder potential viewers of, errrr, desperate housewives.

Of course, if Apple offered pornography in any official capacity, there would be a public outcry from the self-appointed Morailty Police. Those jokers would certainly take a break from protecting the children from equal rights for same-sex couples to launch yet another boycott. It's unlikely that the company wants to deal with all the publicity that would come with it, but Apple can't ignore the billion dollar pornography market that exists on the Internets. As Gilbert says,

There are 4.2 million pornographic Web sites, with 372 million porn pages handling 68 million search requests per day, [and t]he porn industry generates $57 billion in global revenue over the Web . . . with sales of adult videos contributing $20 billion. Stealing just a sliver of that market would goose Apple's efforts to replicate the success of its music business, which helped generate a first-quarter profit of $565 million on sales of $5.75 billion.

It is very unlikely that Apple will try to, uh, stick their corporate finger into that, uh, pie, but if they don't, someone else will (I'm looking at you, ClubJenna) and that someone is going to get very, very rich.

(via iLounge.com)

 

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eliotvb

eliotvb

Brooklyn, NY
March 2006

APR 12, 2006 01:18 PM

I absolutely agree that Apple would make a ton of money from this, and also with the statement that it's unlikely that they will ever do so.

but porn has been a main driver of technology for awhile... for instance, the only reason VHS won out over the superior Betamax format is that Betamax said no to porn.

nice story...

TheThoughtLion

TheThoughtLion

Christmas Island
September 2005

APR 12, 2006 01:50 PM

I super-heart the way that any new advancement in consumer available technology is always succeeded by...."Now, how can i get porn on it?"

Motionboy

Motionboy

Vancouver, BC
January 2004

APR 12, 2006 01:51 PM

I would buy a couple of season passes if itunes sold porn smile

seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

APR 12, 2006 01:59 PM

I love porn, bring on the porn!

ashergrey

ashergrey

USA
December 2003

APR 12, 2006 04:21 PM

Reporting Bloomberg.com ignoramuses opinions as news makes me sad.

DrZaius_

DrZaius_

Shallotte, NC
OLD SKOOL

APR 12, 2006 04:25 PM

Yeah, watching porn on a tiny screen like that is so worth it.

AceTracer

acetracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

APR 12, 2006 08:43 PM

Short answer: No.

Long answer: No, unfortunately.

cop_n_blow

cop_n_blow

I'm lost
July 2004

APR 12, 2006 08:54 PM

i seriously doubt it will ever happen. but then again, i didn't think apple would ever have windows running on their hardware either.

AceTracer

acetracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

APR 12, 2006 09:01 PM

notMe said:
i didn't think apple would ever have windows running on their hardware either.


That one wasn't a huge surprise, since they first did it 13 years ago.

Almost to the day in fact.

Gryphon840

Gryphon840

Murfreesboro, TN
November 2005

APR 13, 2006 12:59 AM

I'm already there - d/l the porn and convert the file - voila! masturbate to porn anywhere, anytime

Helter

Helter

Chester, PA
OLD SKOOL

APR 13, 2006 01:34 AM

eliotvb said:
but porn has been a main driver of technology for awhile... for instance, the only reason VHS won out over the superior Betamax format is that Betamax said no to porn.



No, the reasons that betamax lost the format war are varied, but primary among them is that VHS tapes were available that could record more than an hour unattended.
A betamax recorder couldn't record an entire movie.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

APR 13, 2006 01:48 AM

TheThoughtLion said:
I super-heart the way that any new advancement in consumer available technology is always succeeded by...."Now, how can i get porn on it?"


-Look here, Ug! I've invented drawing! See, here on the cave wall! it's me hunting a mammoth!
--That's great, Erk. Can U draw SUM bewbies?
-No! I... well, yes, but... that's not the point. I just invented art!
--More spread teh legz, plzkthx!
-No, you don't understand. I've created a new medium of transmission for ideas and information!
--STFU F@G! I |/|/@N+ TEH PR0N!

[Edited on Apr 15, 2006 by Clov]

DeceptiviewFilm

DeceptiviewFilm

Parlin, NJ
February 2004

APR 14, 2006 12:16 PM

fiendish

fiendish

Brick, NJ
December 2002

APR 14, 2006 08:45 PM

nah but i bet they would have no problem selling the rights to make the porn to an established/legal company.

apple gets a cut when somebody legally uses their format right?

eightzeroone

eightzeroone

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

APR 15, 2006 03:32 PM

TheThoughtLion said:
I super-heart the way that any new advancement in consumer available technology is always succeeded by...."Now, how can i get porn on it?"



You've got it almost backwards.

Every new advancement in consumer technology involving video is because somebody said "Hey, how can I get porn on this?"

Video compression on the web didn't advance this fast because of movie trailers.

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