• news
  • THURSDAY MARCH 30 2006 12:00 PM

NEW VIDEO GAME DAY

The big game in stores this week is Kingdom Hearts 2 (PS2), an adorable mix of Disney and Final Fantasy. It comes with beautiful design, incredible production values, Chicken Little, and a discount if you trade your balls in with it. And while it's a good game to trick your girlfriend into playing video games, it's a very bad game for that girlfriend to catch you playing.

Kingdom Hearts 2 Review at Gamespy.com

The XBOX 360 has four new releases this week, all of them slight improvements on existing games. Top Spin 2, Dynasty Warriors 5, Far Cry Instincts: Predator, and Rumble Roses XX. Whether it's worth $60 to play Rumble Roses again with shinier cleavage is up to you.

The PS2 got Beatmania, a record-scratching rhythm game that would have to come with a talking car to be even close to as rad as Guitar Hero. Also released was Kao the Kangaroo 2, some mascotty whatnot you can play if you've already beat all your other mascotty whatnot games recently. Dynasty Warriors 5: Empires adds a little strategy to the army-destroying button smashing, and Full Spectrum Warrior: Ten Hammers is worth at least a rental if you like modern war shooters and have the free time to play the 87 that are released each month.

 

Previous

PAGE: 

1 | 2

Next

Comments
FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

MAR 30, 2006 12:21 PM

So the long and the short of it is that if you're one of the people who just couldn't get into the idea of leading Disney characters in battle there isn't a damned thing going on in the world of videogames?

Cool.

Go play Mount&Blade

Ravnos

ravnos

Edmonton, AB
OLD SKOOL

MAR 30, 2006 12:28 PM

Far Cry Instincts: Predator is actually two games. It also includes the sequel to the original Far Cry Instincts that's coming out on XBox at some point in the future.

mat8drb

mat8drb

United Kingdom
October 2004

MAR 30, 2006 01:50 PM

I like Ctrl-Alt-Delete's take on Kingdom Hearts II. smile

Salem

Salem

SUICIDEGIRL

Mississippi, USA

MAR 30, 2006 03:36 PM

*waits for gamefly to send KHII* whatever

ureshii

ureshii

Madison, WI
December 2005

MAR 30, 2006 03:39 PM

fuck kingdom hearts and fuck kingdom hearts 2 mad

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

MAR 30, 2006 03:42 PM

Between KH2, Shadow Hearts 2, Suikoden V, and that Devil May Cry 3 Special Edition, they're too many games I still need to get....

ureshii

ureshii

Madison, WI
December 2005

MAR 30, 2006 03:44 PM

you only need one game and that is fable:the lost chapters

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

MAR 30, 2006 03:49 PM

lovecreep said:
you only need one game and that is fable:the lost chapters


Did you notice that all the games I listed were for the PS2?

RuneLateralus

RuneLateralus

Chicago, IL
December 2002

MAR 30, 2006 04:00 PM

Don't forget Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion from last week on the 360. Not to mention Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence from a week before that. And Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter before that on the 360 (though ignore the horrible Xbox and PS2 version).

So far, these last few weeks have killed me financially. God damn money.

[Edited on Mar 30, 2006 by RuneLateralus]

ureshii

ureshii

Madison, WI
December 2005

MAR 30, 2006 04:04 PM

Hooraydiation said:

lovecreep said:
you only need one game and that is fable:the lost chapters


Did you notice that all the games I listed were for the PS2?



yeah i know but it's better then more or less all games ever made and you should buy an X-box just to play it

I_Poop_Too_Much

I_Poop_Too_Much

I'm lost
February 2004

MAR 30, 2006 04:08 PM

lovecreep said:

Hooraydiation said:

lovecreep said:
you only need one game and that is fable:the lost chapters


Did you notice that all the games I listed were for the PS2?



yeah i know but it's better then more or less all games ever made and you should buy an X-box just to play it



....Fable wasn't THAT good.

Motionboy

Motionboy

Vancouver, BC
January 2004

MAR 30, 2006 04:08 PM

Just get oblivion and by the time you finish playing it all the games listed above will be $9 in the bargain bin.

ninjatoes

ninjatoes

Newport, KY
August 2005

MAR 30, 2006 04:31 PM

um... yay dynasty warriors?

Dizzy

Dizzy

Los Angeles, CA
January 2004

MAR 30, 2006 04:49 PM

MrHateYourself said:

lovecreep said:

Hooraydiation said:

lovecreep said:
you only need one game and that is fable:the lost chapters


Did you notice that all the games I listed were for the PS2?



yeah i know but it's better then more or less all games ever made and you should buy an X-box just to play it



....Fable wasn't THAT good.




Seriously. It was just passingly good.

Dizzy

Dizzy

Los Angeles, CA
January 2004

MAR 30, 2006 04:50 PM

artgrrl said:
um... yay dynasty warriors?




The button mashers will never die.

Previous

PAGE: 

1 | 2

Next