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Bill Gates giving IRS a hard time

WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 8 2006 9:57 AM

Apparently Bill Gates has so much money, the standard IRS computers can’t handle crunching his numbers. Get this, the IRS has a specially dedicated computer that exists for the sole purpose of dealing with the massive fortune of Billy Gates.

So I am constantly getting these notices telling me I haven't paid something when really it is just on the wrong computer.

Gates's fortune is estimated at US$ 47 billion.

No comment on the operating system used to process Bill's vast fortune but one can hope that the upcoming Windows Vista will help the IRS.

Dude, I feel for you!

Wolfmaen

Wolfmaen

Roswell, GA
May 2004

FEB 08, 2006 10:55 AM

I bet every morning he bathes in a platinum tub filled with Kristale, surrounded by the members of Aerosmith singing him "Sweet Emotion"

Stirfry

Stirfry

Cleveland, OH
September 2002

FEB 08, 2006 11:02 AM

man, i hate Bill Gates... but i hate the IRS more.

get 'em Bill!

ICY

ICY

Ireland
March 2005

FEB 08, 2006 11:11 AM

If it's a windows machine, I wonder does it have 'Automatic Update' and 'Remote Desktop' enabled...
Perhaps Bill could get a larger rebate than normal...

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

FEB 08, 2006 11:12 AM

can he claim a business expense for building that computer?

ortho7117

ortho7117

Charlotte, NC
April 2004

FEB 08, 2006 11:19 AM

Bill Gates could buy Lamborghinis like they were on the value menu at Wendy's.

Adroitbeing

Adroitbeing

I'm lost
September 2003

FEB 08, 2006 11:28 AM

ortho7117 said:
Bill Gates could buy Lamborghinis like they were on the value menu at Wendy's.



Instead he chooses to lead the world in philanthropic activity focused on education and health matters. Damn him.

alpha_hazard

alpha_hazard

Fort Collins, CO
April 2004

FEB 08, 2006 11:28 AM

ortho7117 said:
Bill Gates could buy Lamborghinis like they were on the value menu at Wendy's.



"I estimate that upgrading to Windows Vista will cost roughly 99 Lamoghinis."

Adroitbeing

Adroitbeing

I'm lost
September 2003

FEB 08, 2006 11:33 AM

This is actually funnier than one might think. Largely the IRS rely on AS/400 and iSeries (now called System i5) boxes running multiple operating systems - RPG OS/400, COBOL, and AiX.

Not surprisingly, in other news, Microsoft has undertaken marketing and sales efforts to encourage users of AS/400 iSeries to migrate to Windows Server. Perhaps this is Bill's personal sales effort.

ARRR!!!

Stirfry

Stirfry

Cleveland, OH
September 2002

FEB 08, 2006 11:46 AM

Adroitbeing said:

ortho7117 said:
Bill Gates could buy Lamborghinis like they were on the value menu at Wendy's.



Instead he chooses to lead the world in philanthropic activity focused on education and health matters. Damn him.



i must humble myself here and say:

well said! so true.

Stirfry

Stirfry

Cleveland, OH
September 2002

FEB 08, 2006 11:48 AM

Adroitbeing said:
This is actually funnier than one might think. Largely the IRS rely on AS/400 and iSeries (now called System i5) boxes running multiple operating systems - RPG OS/400, COBOL, and AiX.

Not surprisingly, in other news, Microsoft has undertaken marketing and sales efforts to encourage users of AS/400 iSeries to migrate to Windows Server. Perhaps this is Bill's personal sales effort.

ARRR!!!



that leads one to believe that Gates is the one who leaked this story. briliant!

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

FEB 08, 2006 12:35 PM

Adroitbeing said:

ortho7117 said:
Bill Gates could buy Lamborghinis like they were on the value menu at Wendy's.



Instead he chooses to lead the world in philanthropic activity focused on education and health matters. Damn him.



You tell 'em!

Gates Foundation Website

joshuaheretic

joshuaheretic

Urbana, IL
December 2004

FEB 08, 2006 01:01 PM

I don't know if this is true, but I heard once that when he built a huge mansion, the town or county that it was built in had to switch to a linux system, because the windows box they were using up until that point could not handle the huge influx of building permits, blueprints, etc.

[Edited on Feb 08, 2006 2:59PM]

Stirfry

Stirfry

Cleveland, OH
September 2002

FEB 08, 2006 01:16 PM

tcrow said:
I don't know if this is true, but I heard once that when he built a huge mansion, the town or county that it was built in had to switch to a linux system, because the windows box they were using up until that point could not handle the huge influx of building permits, blueprints, etc.

[Edited on Feb 08, 2006 2:59PM]



that has a very "bullshit" ring to it.

i don't know for a fact... but working in construction most my life, i find that very, very unlikely.

xXDistortMeXx

xXDistortMeXx

South Point, OH
November 2004

FEB 09, 2006 07:02 PM

Haha, Bill Gates - you kick ass.

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