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Celebs Whining About HDTV

MONDAY DECEMBER 5 2005 6:00 PM

Submitted by WilWheaton. Edited By WilWheaton.

Celebrities are upset that HDTV reveals the shocking truth: they look just like the rest of us, but with better make-up. Everyone get out your personal copy of the world's smallest violin.

Phillip Swann writes,

For decades, the Hollywood glamour machine has been able to dictate who is considered beautiful and who is not. Using soft lighting in TV and movie appearances, and magazine photo shoots, Hollywood has been able to create the impression that some people are better looking than they really are.

[. . .]

HDTV, which provides a picture up to six times clearer than normal television, viewers for the first time can see celebrities as they look in real life. Make-up can only do so much in high-def.

Consequently, as more people get HDTVs, the Hollywood glamour machine might have to go into the shop for a few repairs. Rather than trying to make stars out of ordinary looking people, the studios and networks might have to place their bets on individuals who are naturally beautiful, those who will look great in any setting, including high-def.

Swann links to an interview he gave London's Daily Telegraph, which goes even further:

"With high-definition television facial imperfections and ageing signs are dramatically visible." He said many celebrities were "scared to death" by the technology.

"New make-up techniques are being worked on and I get e-mails from actors expressing concern because they are going on shows in high definition and it's not like going on regular TV - it's like being naked. You think Cameron Diaz is flawless until you see her in high definition. She looks like a different person."

Swann recently produced a scathing analysis of stars' high-definition looks. They included Demi Moore, whose complexion was described as "coarse and leathery", and Donald Trump, who appeared "puffed up … and covered with an odd mixture of orange and white".

Heather Locklear was cited as "a classic case of the HDTV effect. In regular TV, she still looks great, sexy as ever. But in high-def, the ageing lines and wrinkles are everywhere." Top of his list was Teri Hatcher, the Desperate Housewives actress, who is described as looking "really desperate". Hatcher's forehead is said to have "bulging veins, making it look like a page from a road map".

Swann says Mischa Barton, Anna Kournikova, Eva Longoria, Catherine Zeta Jones and Jessica Alba all hold up in HDTV.

When I was heavily involved in promotional appearances for things like Star Trek, I was constantly amazed by the celebrities I'd meet in green rooms. Some of the most beautiful women on television were absolute gargoyles without the right lighting and make-up, and just about every leading man in the industry was much shorter, more balding, and closer to average than anyone would ever expect.

 

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JDRook

JDRook

Calgary, AB
December 2004

DEC 09, 2005 11:40 AM

Personally, I recommend nearsightedness. Everybody I meet has an automatic "soft-focus" on them, so they all look perfect. It's what makes me so likeable.

I also recall the Liliputians (sp?) in Gulliver's Travels giving the impression of porcelain perfection because they were so small (and coincidentally very petty) and the Brobdingnagians (sp?) who had giant blemishes and pores but seemed more virtuous.

Maybe HDTV will separate the Lils and the Brobs of Hollywood.

redheadedleague

redheadedleague

San Rafael, CA
September 2003

DEC 09, 2005 01:11 PM

I fully expect that studios will begin digitally airbrushing their faces frame by frame.

Of course, you can't do that for live broadcasts... heh.

[Edited on Dec 09, 2005 by redheadleague]

hadees

hadees

Austin, TX
December 2003

DEC 09, 2005 01:17 PM

redheadleague said:
I fully expect that studios will begin digitally airbrushing their faces frame by frame.

Of course, you can't do that for live broadcasts... heh.

[Edited on Dec 09, 2005 by redheadleague]



Hey Ashton Kutcher got his kabbalah bracelet digitally removed at a cost of $100,000 for the film.

At some point though digital images are going to look realer than real. Then they won't even use actors.

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