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China Whips Up Liquid Spray-in Condoms

Getting intimate with a girl and then having her whip out a can of aerosol with a Pinocchio nose attached and stuff it up her mimsy isn't the most attractive thought.

"China's first liquid condom went on sale today after the country's health and drugs administration formally gave the hi-tech prophylactic the thumbs-up, the China Daily reports.

Dubbed the Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom (NCC), it's designed for female rather than male usage. The condom-in-a-can is essentially an antiseptic foam spray that the manufacturer claims forms a physical membrane inside the vagina, protecting it from infection, acting as a barrier to pregnancy and providing a lubricating effect.

It's not known who makes the NCC, but Beijing-based Chinese-Canadian condom maker Blue Cross Biomedical has been touting something along these lines for a while now. It maintains its spray-in condom "can effectively kill gynaecological disease pathogens such as staphylococcus aureus, Candida, coliform bacillus, and can prevent sexually transmitted diseases."

 

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Baise

Baise

USA
January 2005

NOV 22, 2005 05:44 PM

Eener said:
i think it would be more like WD40


"Honey, we gotta make sure it doesn't squeak!"

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

NOV 22, 2005 05:46 PM

Eener said:

mamet said:

Neyrissa said:
Dunno, sounds like it could be "sexier" than the fumbling of putting condoms on, etc...although I'm not convinced of the legitimate safety of it just yet...



"Hey, baby, you just wait right there. I've got to Lysol my vagina."

That's hot. wink

[Edited on Nov 22, 2005 by mamet]


i think it would be more like WD40



Yeah, that would have been better...dammit!

MarginWalker2002

MarginWalker2002

San Diego, CA
April 2004

NOV 22, 2005 06:42 PM

crispy said:

Keith said:

lyinghostage said:
It's not known who makes the NCC



eeek


That stood out for me as well. What the?



I think those nuclear klaxons went off in my head when I saw that.

"Danger! Danger Will Robinson!"

Someguysteve

Someguysteve

USA
September 2005

NOV 22, 2005 07:59 PM

And I thought you had meant to say spay ON, its got to be horrible for oral sex. I think they should come up with a latex spray on condom, you could combine safe sex with your favorite fetish.

Nixon

Nixon

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 22, 2005 08:12 PM

not sexy. Also,not convenient to slip in one's wallet.

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

NOV 22, 2005 08:45 PM

Nixon said:
not sexy. Also,not convenient to slip in one's wallet.



please don't slip anything in your wallet. that's a good way to have a disintegrating condom on your hands. or penis.

BurningKrome

BurningKrome

San Jose, CA
April 2005

NOV 22, 2005 08:55 PM

Mallory said:
it sounds painful..
but i think it sounds like a good
idea aside from that..


Um...yes. But, so far, no one has addressed the issue of “removal.” Not just gross but...um...what if one...well...waits too long (*sound of duct tape ripping off skin*)

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

NOV 23, 2005 04:01 AM

Oh, well if it's good enough for the Chinese health and drug administration... Um....no. I'd really rather not put my health and the fate of my sperm in the hands of an anonymous manufacturer whose product was given "the thumbs up" by a frequently corrupt government in a country not exactly famous for its stellar health record.

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

NOV 23, 2005 07:32 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

norritt said:

PsychicGoldfish said:
I think mimsy is my new favorite word.



it's better then calling em borogroves tongue


AHAHAHA!

I can see it now: Jabberwocky euphemisms left and right. "Baby, you know you want to go 'snicker-snack' on my vorpal blade!"


That sounds painful.

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

NOV 23, 2005 07:38 PM

MessyJessy to girl: Yo baby...come on, i wants it...it's close enough isn't it?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Girl: You have got to be fucking kidding me






TafkanX

tafkanx

Ridgecrest, CA
November 2005

NOV 23, 2005 07:51 PM

Nixon said:
not sexy. Also,not convenient to slip in one's wallet.



Oh come on, it's totally sexy.

hippieanarchist

hippieanarchist

Toronto, ON
January 2005

NOV 23, 2005 09:53 PM

Thistle said:
I was going to make an assholish remark about the spelling of chlamydia




Candida is Yeast. Which is why it's reffered to as a "gynaecological disease pathogen".

Khadia

Khadia

Courtenay, BC
October 2005

NOV 23, 2005 10:16 PM

Quickley said:


Yeah... no.
Something about this smacks of "painful rash"



no kidding. someones gotta have allergic reactions to this. makes me cringe. And who the hell makes this shit anyway??

Jocelynn

Jocelynn

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

NOV 23, 2005 10:41 PM

hippieanarchist said:

Thistle said:
I was going to make an assholish remark about the spelling of chlamydia


Candida is Yeast. Which is why it's reffered to as a "gynaecological disease pathogen".


Keep up the good work.

Jocelynn

Jocelynn

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

NOV 23, 2005 10:46 PM

This is like a multiple choice question on an exam:
" a) the first door
b) the second door
c) both doors
d) more information is needed"

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