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China Whips Up Liquid Spray-in Condoms

Submitted by LyingHostage

Edited by bean

Getting intimate with a girl and then having her whip out a can of aerosol with a Pinocchio nose attached and stuff it up her mimsy isn't the most attractive thought.

"China's first liquid condom went on sale today after the country's health and drugs administration formally gave the hi-tech prophylactic the thumbs-up, the China Daily reports.

Dubbed the Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom (NCC), it's designed for female rather than male usage. The condom-in-a-can is essentially an antiseptic foam spray that the manufacturer claims forms a physical membrane inside the vagina, protecting it from infection, acting as a barrier to pregnancy and providing a lubricating effect.

It's not known who makes the NCC, but Beijing-based Chinese-Canadian condom maker Blue Cross Biomedical has been touting something along these lines for a while now. It maintains its spray-in condom "can effectively kill gynaecological disease pathogens such as staphylococcus aureus, Candida, coliform bacillus, and can prevent sexually transmitted diseases."

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Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

NOV 22, 2005 12:14 PM

Any condom that is described as being Cryptomorphic is cool in my book.

TheArcaneCircle

TheArcaneCircle

Silverdale, WA
October 2002

NOV 22, 2005 01:04 PM

And, judging by the photo, we can't help thinking at least some customers will find applying the product more stimulating that actually putting it through its paces. Making whether it actually works or not a somewhat moot point.





[Edited on Nov 22, 2005 1:05PM]

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

NOV 22, 2005 01:22 PM

But how would you know it's completely sealed?

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 22, 2005 02:13 PM

I was going to make an assholish remark about the spelling of chlamydia, but instead I will say that this sounds sketchy. If it works and isn't poisonous, rad, but I'm going to stick with regular condoms.

Lufy

Lufy

Ithaca, NY
May 2004

NOV 22, 2005 02:36 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

norritt said:

PsychicGoldfish said:
I think mimsy is my new favorite word.



it's better then calling em borogroves tongue


AHAHAHA!

I can see it now: Jabberwocky euphemisms left and right. "Baby, you know you want to go 'snicker-snack' on my vorpal blade!"



Seriously... biggrin

However, I think "frumious Bandersnatch" is a much better euphemism for teh vag than "mimsy" any day.

BurningKrome

BurningKrome

San Jose, CA
April 2005

NOV 22, 2005 02:46 PM

Actually...I could totally go for a MALE version of this. I think it would be a fun foreplay game. “Paint the condom on the winkie!” You could make different colors and do “Dick graffiti” :-)

If you can say Mimsy...I can say winkie...

I can't say "frumious Bandersnatch"...not three times fast at least.
biggrin

[Edited on Nov 22, 2005 2:48PM]

Mallory

Mallory

SUICIDEGIRL

Connecticut, USA

NOV 22, 2005 02:53 PM

it sounds painful..
but i think it sounds like a good
idea aside from that..

Blueberries

Blueberries

I'm lost
September 2005

NOV 22, 2005 03:09 PM

NO...AH UH....NO.... *shakes head emphatically*



Dark_Templar

Dark_Templar

Auburn, CA
June 2004

NOV 22, 2005 03:10 PM

Sounds like a mess

Quickley

Quickley

HOPEFUL

Toronto, ON

NOV 22, 2005 03:12 PM



Yeah... no.
Something about this smacks of "painful rash"

Neyrissa

Neyrissa

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

NOV 22, 2005 03:35 PM

Dunno, sounds like it could be "sexier" than the fumbling of putting condoms on, etc...although I'm not convinced of the legitimate safety of it just yet...

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

NOV 22, 2005 03:48 PM

Neyrissa said:
Dunno, sounds like it could be "sexier" than the fumbling of putting condoms on, etc...although I'm not convinced of the legitimate safety of it just yet...



"Hey, baby, you just wait right there. I've got to Lysol my vagina."

That's hot. wink

[Edited on Nov 22, 2005 by mamet]

Acid

Acid

France
July 2005

NOV 22, 2005 05:05 PM

I love the idea. I just pray it's as safe as they claim.

But I hate the fact that it's silver. It's lycanthrophobiac discrimination.

Eener

Eener

Bossier City, LA
November 2005

NOV 22, 2005 05:31 PM

other than the fact that it doesnt sound fun at all (for females)... can it be uesed on males, you know for gay sex, i think that it should be, right?

Eener

Eener

Bossier City, LA
November 2005

NOV 22, 2005 05:33 PM

mamet said:

Neyrissa said:
Dunno, sounds like it could be "sexier" than the fumbling of putting condoms on, etc...although I'm not convinced of the legitimate safety of it just yet...



"Hey, baby, you just wait right there. I've got to Lysol my vagina."

That's hot. wink

[Edited on Nov 22, 2005 by mamet]


i think it would be more like WD40

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