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Cum Here, Watson, I Need You

Submitted by jake_lex

Edited by Shal

When Alexander Graham Bell made that fateful first call to his assistant in 1876, one wonders if he ever imagined that one day his invention would be used by some people to make videos of themselves fucking. According to Greek authorities, a cell phone dealer in Athens was well aware of this use of new cell phones, and went into a side business selling customers' amateur porn clips he downloaded off customers' cell phones.

The arrest followed a sting operation on Monday in which the suspect allegedly transferred 183 pornographic videos to the cellular phones of undercover electronic crime squad officers for a total fee of $18 US, police said in a statement.

The footage had been recorded and stored by the dealer's clients on their mobile phones for private use. The files were allegedly transferred to the cellular phones of the arresting police officers via Bluetooth wireless connections. Thousands of such sex videos were also found stored on computer hard drives seized in the shop.

The suspect, who was identified only as a 44-year-old Greek, faces charges of distributing indecent material and breach of privacy, the police announcement said.



This reporter will not disclose if he has used his new video-capable phone for such uses, but does recommend to everyone that such videos should be downloaded to a computer and deleted off your phone as quickly as possible.

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Bev_Antain

Bev_Antain

Italy
February 2004

SEP 15, 2005 04:57 AM

I'm greek and the only thing that surprises me is that it took so long for them to think of this possibility.

whitepuma

whitepuma

Australia
March 2004

SEP 15, 2005 07:46 AM

that is fucking awesome i want one but am to broke fuckit

tellyfone

tellyfone

Ithaca, NY
December 2004

SEP 15, 2005 08:16 AM

I bought my girlfriend a used digital answering machine to replace her aging cassette unit. Before I gave it to her, I plugged it in to make sure it worked properly. It turned out that this particular model was the kind which was designed not to lose messages in the event of a power failure. The previous owner hadn't deleted his old messages from it before selling it. Some of them were rather edifying indeed!

As for girlfriend-porn, I'd rather shoot it on something that I'm not as likely to accidentally leave on the bus, leave on my desk at work where my boss can find it (the perv!!!), etc.


[Edited on Sep 15, 2005 11:17AM]

waldo

waldo

I'm lost
June 2004

SEP 15, 2005 01:35 PM

Great thread title biggrin

Phoebus

Phoebus

Italy
OLD SKOOL

SEP 15, 2005 07:50 PM

I was hoping for Sherlock Holmes porn. Instead, I get another less-than-stellar story from the motherland.

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

SEP 15, 2005 09:11 PM

hee hee!

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

SEP 15, 2005 09:16 PM

Phoebus said:
I was hoping for Sherlock Holmes porn. Instead, I get another less-than-stellar story from the motherland.



Not sure why you were expecting Sherlock Holmes, since "Come here, Watson, I need you" is a very famous quote from Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone. Those were the first words spoken over the telephone connection. Watson was his assistant.

AceTracer

acetracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

SEP 15, 2005 09:18 PM

Shalome said:
Watson was his assistant.


Let's be honest; Watson was his bitch.

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

SEP 15, 2005 09:20 PM

AceTracer said:

Shalome said:
Watson was his assistant.


Let's be honest; Watson was his bitch.



It was a more genteel time, my good sir...

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

SEP 15, 2005 09:34 PM

whats genteel mean? is it kinky?

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