hahahhaa ew that stuff is so sweet ...yuck

apparently they never heard of december

marketing exec: "it's genius, durring the hot summer we'll have a huge popsickle! that sun thing is just a myth anyways!"

ZING!

they obviously did not factor in the correct calculations:

if x = the heat factor

and y = icepop

z = goo

x + y delinated by z

ahh, I see, mathmatical calculations cannot teraform such tangents within a matrix. It's impossible to determine the melt factor.

Oh god, Kiwi-Strawberry Snapple?! I think I just a little bit in my mouth right now.

hahahha

seriously though a large popsicle made of snapple? how fucking retarded.

Y'know, it's been averaging around 95 degrees here in Minnesota. I'd imagine New York wouldn't be significantly cooler. That's, what, over 60 degrees above freezing? And they want to make the world's largest popsicle....hmm. Let us think..

Well, let's look @it this way. Now there's something in NYC that's more of a horrible mess than the Yankees.

ZING!

-TM

all these zingers and talk of popsicles are getting me alittle excited!

LOL nice comment...

Paraphrasing David Letterman: "They came close to the record, but the largest popsicle in New York is still Hillary Clinton."

Important to note: they did have an "ice consultant " on hand. That guy must be sitting around right now thinking "It was only a matter of time until that bubble burst and everyone found out that i'm an idiot." I hear his absent job position has been filled by a thermometer.

so did they get the record for most icky fluid in union square?

Kiwi Strawberry Snapple is so effin' good. Yummy.