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  • FRIDAY JUNE 10 2005 10:00 AM

Elderly Man Teaches Young Whippersnappers a Thing or Two About Car Chases

A 96 year old Scotsman is at risk of losing his driving licence after a reckless car chase with police.

In which he reached speeds of 20 mph.

Herbert Street, 96, was trying to get his F-reg Fiat Punto to a garage after its engine started to overheat. But, halfway there, there was so much steam coming from under the bonnet that he slowed right down as he drove along the A75 Gretna to Stranraer Euroroute.

Mr Street, who has been driving since 1924 and is now fighting to keep his licence, was having trouble seeing out of the front windscreen and failed to give way to a lorry at a roundabout, forcing it to brake to avoid a collision.

Another motorist alerted police, and when officers tried to stop Mr Street's car - which he calls Maggie Jane after his late wife - he mounted the verge in an attempt to get past. He was eventually stopped, breathalysed and had his car impounded.

At Dumfries Sheriff Court, the retired coastguard admitted driving carelessly and at an unnecessarily slow speed, but he says he will fight to retain his licence, as he poses no danger.

Mr Street, from Kirtlebridge, Dumfriesshire, said: "This is my tenth year of having a no-claims bonus. If I haven't had any bumps and the insurance company is giving me cheap insurance, my driving can't be that bad, can it?"


Indeed.

Didn't stop the careless driving conviction, unfortunately for our speed demon.

[Hat tip: YUSHi]

 
Comments
Finch

Finch

SUICIDEGIRL

Thailand

JUN 10, 2005 10:11 AM

hehehehehe

i love it

girlypie

girlypie

Towson, MD
December 2004

JUN 10, 2005 10:23 AM

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

JUN 10, 2005 10:28 AM

he sure knew which one was the velocitator and which one was the deceleratrix. tongue

ScowlMaster

ScowlMaster

Canton, OH
February 2005

JUN 10, 2005 10:32 AM

Ugh. Get that guy off the road. I hate old people and their low speeds.

Funny still.

ARRR!!!

funnyman

funnyman

Cherry Hill, NJ
December 2004

JUN 10, 2005 11:48 AM

dude, that rocks. hes 96 years old and can still think coherently. gotta give him that. if he hasn't had any other problems for 10 years, then good for him. let the poor bastard drive til the day he dies. he avoided a roadblock. how many YOUNG drivers that you know are able to do that?tongue he needed to save his dear old maggie jane, so he went through a police roadblock. *stands and applauds*

ChezGeek

ChezGeek

Port Orchard, WA
January 2004

JUN 10, 2005 12:18 PM

Snottlebocket said:
he sure knew which one was the velocitator and which one was the deceleratrix. tongue



biggrin

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

JUN 10, 2005 12:30 PM

ScowlMaster said:
Ugh. Get that guy off the road. I hate old people and their low speeds.
ARRR!!!



I would agree if we gave elderly people any other option. In my city, I know, if you don't have any family to take care of you, it's pretty much "Drive or starve to death."


[Edited on Jun 10, 2005 by Keith]

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JUN 10, 2005 12:32 PM

God... I hope I'm this hilarious when I hit 96.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

JUN 10, 2005 12:36 PM

God that is fucking great.

It's a shame they wouldn't renew my great-grandmother's license after her car engine exploded in the driveway. We need more hilariously heartwarming stories like this.

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

JUN 10, 2005 12:42 PM

"You'll never take me alive, rozzers!" biggrin

fpkk

fpkk

United Kingdom
June 2003

JUN 11, 2005 02:07 AM

Liante

Liante

SUICIDEGIRL

Kiribati

JUN 11, 2005 02:29 AM

"I am safe as houses!"

Oh you wacky Scottish people. wink