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  • SUNDAY MAY 8 2005 8:33 PM

Jennifer Garner Pregnant With Affleck's Demon Seed

Submitted by dirtyground

Edited by Olivia

Actress Jennifer Garner (Alias, Elektra) is pregnant by actor boyfriend Ben Affleck.

Affleck's publicist declined to comment on the pregnancy as well as the rumoured engagement said to have occurred during Garner's 33rd birthday gala.

Lord Have Mercy. This will be the child of an actor and an actress with more bombs between them than North Korea and Carrot Top. However, the child will have the genetics of a demi-god.

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Walker

Walker

Redmond, OR
March 2005

MAY 08, 2005 08:35 PM

Can you say Anti-Christ

punk

punk

Phoenix, AZ
January 2004

MAY 08, 2005 08:42 PM

*twitch*

seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

MAY 08, 2005 08:43 PM

Not another Affleck?! eeek

Well, at least it's not another Baldwin.

[Edited on May 08, 2005 8:43PM]

Yuriel

Yuriel

I'm lost
January 2004

MAY 08, 2005 08:45 PM

Hahahhaha
Must
stop
laughing
hysterically
hahahahha.
Hep you slay me.
but oh god.
poor kid frown
dooooooooomed you are!!!!
EL SUICIDO LOCO

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAY 08, 2005 08:46 PM

Did he accidentally spray her when she caught him fucking Matt Damon or something?

Coliwali

Coliwali

I'm lost
February 2003

MAY 08, 2005 08:49 PM

Maybe it’s like two negatives canceling each other out, and the spawn will be the greatest actor/ess ever.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

MAY 08, 2005 08:50 PM

That is my baby she carries. Mine.

Yup, tapped that bitches ass. And obviously, her vagina.

(insert 1970's porn soundtrack here)

JohnClement

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD
January 2004

MAY 08, 2005 08:51 PM

The first film this budding thespian will be cast in: Spawn of Affleck: Revenge of the Ginormous Forehead.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAY 08, 2005 08:51 PM

Coliwali said:
Maybe it’s like two negatives canceling each other out, and the spawn will be the greatest actor/ess ever.



Or maybe if we're lucky he/she won't act at all and spend his/her time curing cancer instead of making Daredevil 12: That's Right, Another Sequel.

alpha_hazard

alpha_hazard

Fort Collins, CO
April 2004

MAY 08, 2005 08:52 PM

hehehe...the daredevil reference reveals a fundamental flaw with this particular jab at affleck.

dirtyground

dirtyground

Chicago, IL
August 2003

MAY 08, 2005 08:53 PM

PaulNikon said:
That is my baby she carries. Mine.

Yup, tapped that bitches ass. And obviously, her vagina.

(insert 1970's porn soundtrack here)




*high fives* nice one, bro!

*tosses you a beer*

Coliwali

Coliwali

I'm lost
February 2003

MAY 08, 2005 08:54 PM

FreakPirate said:

Coliwali said:
Maybe it’s like two negatives canceling each other out, and the spawn will be the greatest actor/ess ever.



Or maybe if we're lucky he/she won't act at all and spend his/her time curing cancer instead of making Daredevil 12: That's Right, Another Sequel.



We're not that lucky.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

MAY 08, 2005 09:42 PM

Coliwali said:
Maybe it’s like two negatives canceling each other out, and the spawn will be the greatest actor/ess ever.


Great acting talent with quasimodo looks?

AkiraLi

AkiraLi

Norristown, PA
March 2003

MAY 08, 2005 09:48 PM

FreakPirate said:

Coliwali said:
Maybe it’s like two negatives canceling each other out, and the spawn will be the greatest actor/ess ever.



Or maybe if we're lucky he/she won't act at all and spend his/her time curing cancer instead of making Daredevil 12: That's Right, Another Sequel.


Hey now, carefull with all that DD/Affleck hate! tongue

Coliwali

Coliwali

I'm lost
February 2003

MAY 08, 2005 09:49 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:

Coliwali said:
Maybe it’s like two negatives canceling each other out, and the spawn will be the greatest actor/ess ever.


Great acting talent with quasimodo looks?



They're giving birth to Steve Buscemi!!!

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