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WEDNESDAY MAY 4 2005 5:00 PM

The Hamburgler's Wet Dream Comes to Pass

Submitted by jake_lex

Edited by Christopher

Fuck the Thickburger. Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA has responded to losing its Biggest Burger Anywhere crown to another greasy spoon by introducing the Beer Barrell Belly Buster, which comes in at 15 pounds.

[T]he burger comes with 10.5 pounds of ground beef, 25 slices of cheese, a head of lettuce, three tomatoes, two onions, a cup-and-a-half each of mayonnaise, relish, ketchup, mustard and banana peppers and a bun.

It costs $30.

"It can feed a family of 10," said Denny Liegey Sr., the restaurant's owner.

Those who finish the burger get the satisfaction of knowing they will be morbidly obese before their life is cut short by heart disease.

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Comments

bskyb

United Kingdom

April 2004

MAY 04, 2005 05:06 PM

i so want to see a picture of this.

FreakPirate

Canada

November 2002

MAY 04, 2005 05:08 PM

I need nine volunteers to come help me eat that.

jason

USA

August 2002

MAY 04, 2005 05:08 PM

bskyb said:
i so want to see a picture of this.

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

MAY 04, 2005 05:09 PM

Sounds like something to split with 10 people, like a pizza. That wouldn't be gross at all. Maybe I'm just a "meatmouth" though.

alpha_hazard

Fort Collins, CO

April 2004

MAY 04, 2005 05:10 PM

Sounds like waitresses will need a stead diet of this burger just to have the power needed to carry the damn thing!

LyloniJade

Madison, WI

May 2004

MAY 04, 2005 05:10 PM

How about this

[Edited on May 04, 2005 by LyloniJade]

[Edited on May 04, 2005 by LyloniJade]

jake_lex

Lexington, KY

February 2003

MAY 04, 2005 05:10 PM

What pisses me off about this burger, the more I think about it, is that you know the usual scenario for this getting ordered will be some liquored up frat boy, showing off for his boys, will order one, eat maybe a fifth of it, then leave the rest of it, some 8 pounds of meat or so, to go to waste.

I mean, once part of this has been eaten, the rest either has to be eaten or thrown out. What a fucking waste of food.