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Honest, Officer, I Was Blowing Him!

Submitted by jake_lex

Edited by Christopher

In a criminal case in Connecticut, Heather Specyalski was charged with manslaughter in connection with a car crash in which a man, Neil Esposito, was killed. She is arguing that she could not have been driving at the time, as the prosecutor claims, because she was performing oral sex on him at the time of the crash.

"A defendant has a right to offer a defense no matter how outlandish, silly or unbelievable one might think it will be," Superior Court Judge Robert L. Holzberg said. He added: "No one ever told me in law school that we'd be having these kinds of conversations in open court."


Hozberg also denied the defendants motion to use gender as a basis to eliminate jurors, as women jurors would be more likely to convict.
Who says jury duty has to be boring? tongue

Woman Uses Sex Act as Manslaughter Defense

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AntiPrincess

AntiPrincess

HOPEFUL

Manteca, CA

MAR 03, 2004 08:11 PM

jake_lex said:

"A defendant has a right to offer a defense no matter how outlandish, silly or unbelievable one might think it will be," Superior Court Judge Robert L. Holzberg said. He added: "No one ever told me in law school that we'd be having these kinds of conversations in open court."


Woman Uses Sex Act as Manslaughter Defense



What's so outlandish or unbelievable about giving head to someone in a car? Come on, I can't be the only (other) person who has done that.

Deux

Deux

Oak Grove, KY
January 2003

MAR 03, 2004 08:13 PM

AntiPrincess said:

jake_lex said:

"A defendant has a right to offer a defense no matter how outlandish, silly or unbelievable one might think it will be," Superior Court Judge Robert L. Holzberg said. He added: "No one ever told me in law school that we'd be having these kinds of conversations in open court."


Woman Uses Sex Act as Manslaughter Defense



What's so outlandish or unbelievable about giving head to someone in a car? Come on, I can't be the only (other) person who has done that.



You're not.

But, then, we've never killed anyone from giving road-head...

TANK_Ex_Mortis

TANK_Ex_Mortis

Yellow Springs, OH
January 2004

MAR 03, 2004 08:18 PM

Yet. wink

jj987666

jj987666

Botswana
February 2004

MAR 03, 2004 08:19 PM

stephen kings thinnner..no one ever gives road head, it only happens in books/movies by stephen king. i swear its true

toobunnilicious

toobunnilicious

Marquette, MI
February 2004

MAR 03, 2004 08:28 PM

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[Edited on Jul 02, 2004 4:25PM]

Cherie

Cherie

Providence, RI
October 2002

MAR 03, 2004 08:29 PM

jj987666 said:
no one ever gives road head, it only happens in books/movies by stephen king. i swear its true



LIES!!! COMMUNISM!!!! PROPAGANDA!!!

I do it all the time. Its one of my favorite things to do to a guy evar!
love shocked

nobodaddy

nobodaddy

Burlington, VT
August 2003

MAR 03, 2004 08:45 PM

Didn't this happen in The World According to Garp?

VM

VM

Los Angeles, CA
October 2003

MAR 03, 2004 08:47 PM

I think the deal is she was driving. If she was going down on him WHILE DRIVING, well.. that's pretty tough to do. Though I think she's trying to say she wasn't driving..

handle

handle

I'm lost
July 2003

MAR 03, 2004 08:52 PM

Heavens to Betsy, Birdy!

[Edited on Mar 03, 2004 by handle]

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

MAR 03, 2004 08:52 PM

VM said:
I think the deal is she was driving. If she was going down on him WHILE DRIVING, well.. that's pretty tough to do. Though I think she's trying to say she wasn't driving..



Maybe he was steering.

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

MAR 03, 2004 08:55 PM

nobodaddy said:
Didn't this happen in The World According to Garp?


They were sitting in a parked car and were rear-ended. She bit off three quarters of his penis, one of her kids died, and the other lost an eye.

HedonistFreak

HedonistFreak

Taunton, MA
February 2004

MAR 03, 2004 09:39 PM

Must have been damn good head to run your freaking car off the road. Someone should have told dude the rules of road head. Your not allowed to lay back, and close your eyes.

Good thing my BF is smarter then the average bear.

Nixon

Nixon

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 03, 2004 10:35 PM

jj987666 said:
stephen kings thinnner..no one ever gives road head, it only happens in books/movies by stephen king. i swear its true



I'll swear it ain't. biggrin

Strfry

Strfry

Cleveland, OH
September 2002

MAR 03, 2004 11:16 PM

jj987666 said:
stephen kings thinnner..no one ever gives road head, it only happens in books/movies by stephen king. i swear its true



dude, thats his best book.lol.

scotty_bane

scotty_bane

Fort Worth, TX
February 2004

MAR 03, 2004 11:26 PM

jj987666 said:
stephen kings thinnner..no one ever gives road head, it only happens in books/movies by stephen king. i swear its true




not at all true .. priases for ladys like nixon

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