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Chew Gum, Grow Boobs

Submitted by DoubleJesus

Edited by SquidProQuo

The newest craze in Japan: chewing gum to enhance breasts.

B2Up, the company that makes Bust-Up gum, claims that their product, can enhance the shape, tone and size of breasts. It also increases circulation and reduces the effects of stress and ageing.

The gum contains an extract from Pueraria mirifica, a plant found in Thailand and Burma that is known to have medicinal properperties by local indigenous tribes.

The plant's underground tubers contain a number of chemicals called phytoestrogens - natural compounds which mimic the effects of the female sex hormone oestrogen.

These include miroestrol and deoxymiroestrol, which are believed to exert a particularly strong effect, as they are very close in chemical structure to oestradiol, the main human oestrogen.

B2Up says that it is the effect of these two chemicals, coupled with a third phytooestrogen isoflavone, which makes its gum so effective.

It cites tests carried out by Thailand's Chulalongkorn University which found Pueraria mirifica therapy was able to enhance breast size by 80%.

Further tests carried out in England found that the plant had a beneficial effect on the skin, and hair, as well as the breasts.



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Mallory

Mallory

SUICIDEGIRL

Connecticut, USA

MAR 25, 2005 09:04 AM

wow..
remind me to stay away from that

dpk

dpk

Seattle, WA
November 2004

MAR 25, 2005 09:06 AM

Mallory said:
wow..
remind me to stay away from that



Yeah, don't want you to hurt your back. smile

I plan to avoid this gum as well.

Mooncalf2

mooncalf2

Tujunga, CA
February 2005

MAR 25, 2005 09:07 AM

who would want that?? everyone is fine just the way they are...although it is a lot better than plastic surgery...i will say that...

sadisticmika

sadisticmika

I'm lost
July 2004

MAR 25, 2005 09:18 AM

I believe that if you caress your breasts in a senual way at a train or mass transit station they will grow a full cup size.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

MAR 25, 2005 09:23 AM

Broken_Gavel said:
I've been chewing boobs to increase the size of my gums.


That cracked me up.

freshprncebelair

freshprncebelair

Ellicott City, MD
June 2004

MAR 25, 2005 09:37 AM

Sounds like Bust-Must-Plus

Nimhly

Nimhly

Green Bay, WI
February 2003

MAR 25, 2005 09:54 AM

I must
I must
I must increase my bust.

Capt_Sparrow

Capt_Sparrow

Prescott, AZ
January 2004

MAR 25, 2005 09:54 AM

sadisticmika said:
I believe that if you caress your breasts in a senual way at a train or mass transit station they will grow a full cup size.




im a docter and i concur. more breast caressin in train and mass transit stations.

TessAbbie

TessAbbie

Portland, OR
March 2005

MAR 25, 2005 09:55 AM

that's funny!
my grandma told me when i was growing up that if i ate the crust on my sandwiches that i would have big boobs. the woman was right!!

Zosso

Zosso

Killeen, TX
March 2005

MAR 25, 2005 10:23 AM

I've always wanted a pair of my own, TO JAPAN!

Xanippi

Xanippi

HOPEFUL

Richmond, VA

MAR 25, 2005 10:28 AM

Bullshit

pb

pb

USA
December 2003

MAR 25, 2005 10:34 AM

Nimhly said:
I must
I must
I must increase my bust.



i was wondering if we'd get some Lords of Acid references in here. raWk.

aratrigger

aratrigger

I'm lost
November 2004

MAR 25, 2005 11:07 AM

Gum over surgery.

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

MAR 25, 2005 11:14 AM

Xanippi said:
Bullshit


What's bullshit? That there's a company selling this gum claiming it can enhance breast size? Or that people are buying it? Or that it contains whatever chemicals they claim? Or that those chemicals have any effect?

Bust Up candy

meta

meta

Saint Paul, MN
March 2005

MAR 25, 2005 11:16 AM

painbearer said:

Nimhly said:
I must
I must
I must increase my bust.



i was wondering if we'd get some Lords of Acid references in here. raWk.



aw. I thought it was an Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret reference.

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