Just Say "No" to Gymnastics
An 11-year-old Los Angeles girl has been suspended from her school for doing cartwheels. Cartwheels.
Apparently, Deirdre Faegre had been repeatedly asked to stop her child-like behavior out of safety concerns for the other children, the principal claimed.
Patton said Deirdre could accidentally strike another student, or injure herself, and other children could get hurt trying to imitate Deirdre, who has been doing gymnastics for five years.
Faegre's father, in a wonderful display of parental logic, argued that it made little sense that other sports were allowed, but his daughter's flip-floppery was not.
"Contact sports, apparently, are fine. But this one is so dangerous it requires the cartwheel cops," Faegre said.
Of course, we all know that cartwheels are just a gateway activity to harder actions, such round-offs.
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