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Face Time

Submitted by seanbonner

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A guy I was going to be doing some work with told me the other day that he needed some "Face Time" with me. Now, for the right number of zeros on a paycheck I'll put up with a lot of crap and a lot of insanity from people, but there's not a number I can think of that would make that acceptable. "Face Time" is a slogan used by the sleazy manager guy in the movies when they want to make him look extra slimey. Until the other day I've never known anyone to actually use it with a straight face. I knew right then I could never work with this guy and backed out of the job. Yep. Face time.

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Leningrad

Leningrad

Canada
April 2003

FEB 22, 2004 10:20 PM

Stab him. In teh fasce.

desidia

desidia

Reunion
September 2002

FEB 22, 2004 10:20 PM

make his fasce asplode

*misspelled fasce*

[Edited on Feb 22, 2004 by unused]

recursive

recursive

Los Angeles, CA
January 2003

FEB 22, 2004 10:21 PM

You should have made it an Action Item to do after you were done Thinking Outside the Box.

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

FEB 22, 2004 10:22 PM

I'm glad I've never done(?) face time.

NinjaTech

NinjaTech

Minneapolis, MN
November 2003

FEB 22, 2004 10:36 PM

I still am totally clueless.

chriskaasi

chriskaasi

Jacksonville, FL
September 2002

FEB 22, 2004 10:39 PM

I once answered an ad in the newspaper for a job that required a lot of face time -- turns out... gay porn! eeek

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

FEB 22, 2004 10:39 PM

You shoulda whipped it out and said, "I'll give you some face time, after you give me yours.


Bitch."

NinjaTech

NinjaTech

Minneapolis, MN
November 2003

FEB 22, 2004 10:40 PM

I still am totally clueless.

desidia

desidia

Reunion
September 2002

FEB 22, 2004 10:40 PM

MisterSatan said:
You shoulda whipped it out and said, "I'll give you some face time, after you give me yours.


Bitch."



totally.

JaiDee

JaiDee

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

FEB 22, 2004 10:42 PM

what's face time?

TonyDanzaBot3000

TonyDanzaBot3000

Denton, TX
October 2003

FEB 22, 2004 11:05 PM

Maybe he just wanted to make out...?

TeresaAnnaMae

TeresaAnnaMae

Halifax, NS
May 2003

FEB 23, 2004 03:14 AM

huh??

face time?

*confused*

x.X

thunderbolts

thunderbolts

Toronto, ON
February 2004

FEB 23, 2004 03:16 AM

yes, please explain face time.

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

FEB 23, 2004 03:28 AM

JaiDee said:
what's face time?


It's another way of saying "let's take a meeting." Remember kids, think outside the box and don't panic if someone moves your cheese.

deckwreck

deckwreck

Atlanta, GA
October 2003

FEB 23, 2004 03:48 AM

yeah he's a professor... of being a dog!
FACED!

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